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Chapters (36)
  1. Contents
  2. Author's Note
  3. Dedication
  4. PROLOGUE
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. EPILOGUE
  35. Also by Tammy Subia
  36. About the Author

Addison huffs when I enter the kitchen, not bothering to hide her annoyance. The fact that I’m not an employee and am only here as a favor doesn’t seem to matter.

I can’t figure her out. She seems like she could be really cool. Or maybe was really cool, in another life. But she’s guarded, always a little on edge, moves through the day like she’s not sure how she found herself here.

Considering that’s pretty much how I live my life, I should probably be able to understand her better.

She snaps some instructions at me, and I only cut her slack because I know she’s under a lot of stress with this corporate thing coming up. I’d be stressed too if I had to cater to a huge group of corporate tools. I worked a corporate job—I know how those people can be.

But when she asks me to crush the strawberries so she can make a batch of muffins large enough for the retreat in a couple days, I can’t help but reiterate my cherry-apricot suggestion that she ignored the first time.

“You remember I’m the head chef, right?” she says, ponytail swinging lightly as she turns to glare at me. “I think I know what I’m doing.”

“Not saying you don’t,” I tell her. And then—although I don’t know what makes me do it—I brag, “But Brenden liked my muffin better.”

The way I metaphorically puff up my chest is immature, and really, why do I even care? This is her kitchen and her event to plan for. I have no real stake here. Except, secretly, I can’t help but be proud about Brenden’s intense praise for my baking skills.

And I can’t help remembering the obscene noise he made. If I can get him to sound like that just with food, I wonder what noises I could have him making in another context...

Nope. I abruptly cut off that train of thought before it can get rolling.

“No way am I just going to take your word for it,” Addison says.

What are we talking about?

Muffins. Right.

I’m about to drop it and let her go on thinking her unoriginal muffin choice is superior, but then Brenden chooses that moment to come strolling into the kitchen, looking much peppier than he did earlier. He heads right for the coffee machine and starts to pour himself a cup. Mid-pour, he glances up, notices me and Addison both staring at him, and freezes.

“Uh...” He shoots us a concerned look.

And since I’ve apparently turned into a gorilla, I literally puff up my chest this time as I say, “She doesn’t believe you liked my muffin better. Will you tell her?”

“Oh, well, I...” His panicked eyes dart between me and Addison.