Back Lovesick Falls
Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
  5. FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
  6. THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
  7. GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
  8. A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
  9. The Story of Ros, Part I
  10. A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
  11. TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
  12. THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
  13. The Story of Ros, Part II
  14. VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
  15. LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
  16. The Story of Ros, Part III
  17. AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
  18. NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
  19. The Story of Ros, Part IV
  20. FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
  21. The Story of Ros, Part V
  22. THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
  23. MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
  24. THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
  25. DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
  26. EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
  27. The Story of Ros, Part VI
  28. RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
  29. THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
  30. JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
  31. A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
  32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  33. Discover More
  34. About the Author

“Who are you waving at, Celia—oh,” said Touchstone. “That guy. Fish Eyes.”

“It’s Blade!” said Jess. “Celia, wait—you really know him? I thought Touchstone was making it up!”

“I sort of know him,” I said.

“Really?” said Audrey. “Do you think you could get me like ten minutes with him? I’ve seen him around Arden, but I never want to interrupt him, and I want to ask him some questions about agents.…”

“He’s coming over here!” said Jess.

I sat on my towel and pulled out my copy of A Tale of Two Cities. I wondered, again, if it would be strange to put my overalls back on. Oliver was getting closer. I opened A Tale of Two Cities to a random page. I was going to talk to Oliver Teller in my bathing suit. And he was going to be in his bathing suit. This was fine. This was all fine.

“Hey! Celia. Funny running into you here,” he said. He was shirtless again, which I tried not to notice and failed miserably. His bathing suit seemed shorter than a usual men’s bathing suit. It was black, printed with funny shapes—squiggles and doodles in shades of lavender, mint, and pink.

“Oh, hi,” I said, and stood up without putting my book down, just in case I needed it for an emergency in the middle of this conversation. “What are you doing here?”

“Our director thought it would be good cast bonding for us,” he said. “Unfortunately, she brought a lot to drink, and she’s just been fighting with her ex-husband, so it’s not exactly going the way that I wanted. What about you?”

“Just… here with some friends,” I said, as though they weren’t all staring at us like drooling dogs. At him, rather. “These are they,” I said.

“Hiya,” said Oliver, waving hello politely.

“Hi,” said the chorus back to him.

“It’s nice to meet you,” Audrey said.

“I’m a big fan!” said Jess. “Go, Soul Crushers!”

That was exactly how I’d greeted him from inside the tree, but of course, when Jess said it, it sounded totally normal.

“Thanks so much,” said Oliver. “That means a lot!”

There it was: the completely normal human interaction I was incapable of having with him.

“Does anyone want to get in the water?” said Touchstone. “Celia?”

“I need to warm up a little more,” I said.

“I still have lines to learn,” said Audrey.

“I want to go in,” said Jess, who helped Ros to their feet.

“I heard there was a snapping turtle in there, so I’ll pass,” said Oliver.

“So much for living on the edge,” said Touchstone, and jumped in with a splash.