Back Lovesick Falls
Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
  5. FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
  6. THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
  7. GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
  8. A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
  9. The Story of Ros, Part I
  10. A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
  11. TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
  12. THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
  13. The Story of Ros, Part II
  14. VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
  15. LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
  16. The Story of Ros, Part III
  17. AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
  18. NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
  19. The Story of Ros, Part IV
  20. FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
  21. The Story of Ros, Part V
  22. THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
  23. MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
  24. THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
  25. DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
  26. EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
  27. The Story of Ros, Part VI
  28. RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
  29. THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
  30. JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
  31. A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
  32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  33. Discover More
  34. About the Author

“I know. I know. We all just about lost our heads reading the script. We were so excited,” he said. “I know Phoebe’s above it all.”

“A hater,” I agreed.

“I’m not a hater,” said Phoebe. “It’s just not exactly my cup of tea. I’m sort of surprised you like Power Jam, Celia.”

“Why?” I said.

“I don’t know. It doesn’t seem like your style necessarily.”

“What would my style be?”

“Sixty Minutes?”

“SIXTY MINUTES! How boring do you think I am?!”

“That was a joke. I don’t know what kind of stuff you’d like to watch. Law and Order, maybe. Or, like, Hitchcock.”

“I haven’t watched a lot of Hitchcock,” I said.

“It’s good,” said Oliver.

“So I’ve heard.”

“It surprises me that you’re into something so… fluffy,” Phoebe said.

“But it’s not fluffy; that’s the thing,” I said. “I mean—it’s definitely outrageous, but it’s not shallow. The plotlines are all ridiculous, but the characters all feel so real to me.” Oliver handed me a corner of a homemade Pop-Tart, which he must have ordered and I missed entirely. I accepted. “And ultimately, it’s, like—fun. There’s a lot to be said for fun.”

“Yeah,” Phoebe said. “Speaking as someone who’s been totally consumed by work for the past sixty hours, fun does really matter.”

Our conversation turned and kept turning—we discussed whether the strawberry shortcake or the double-chocolate cookie was better; caught one another up on the latest exploits of Oliver’s director (she was last seen dancing on a table at a bar in town—“my agent owes me for doing this show,” Oliver said); and how I’d gotten much better on the sewing machine with Phoebe’s help. It was the perfect lunch, and we left feeling stuffed and happy.

“Would you all mind waiting for me for two seconds?” I asked as we headed back to the car. “I want to buy some stuff to bring back home.”

“Sure,” said Phoebe. “Take your time.”

I made my way back into the storefront and purchased a sourdough loaf, which looked so delicious it might send gluten-free Touchstone into tears. I was on my way out when I saw her walk in: Jess Orlando, carrying a bouquet of flowers.

“Hey,” she said to me. “I know you. Celia, right? Ros’s friend?”

I couldn’t believe she remembered me. Both our meetings had been so brief.

“Oh, hi,” I said. “How’s it going? Is Ros with you?”

“No, they’re back at the shop,” Jess said. “Take a look at this, though. Ros built this bouquet.”

She showed off the bouquet to me, a mix of poppy reds and oranges and yellows.