Back Lovesick Falls
Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
  5. FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
  6. THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
  7. GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
  8. A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
  9. The Story of Ros, Part I
  10. A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
  11. TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
  12. THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
  13. The Story of Ros, Part II
  14. VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
  15. LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
  16. The Story of Ros, Part III
  17. AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
  18. NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
  19. The Story of Ros, Part IV
  20. FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
  21. The Story of Ros, Part V
  22. THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
  23. MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
  24. THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
  25. DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
  26. EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
  27. The Story of Ros, Part VI
  28. RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
  29. THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
  30. JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
  31. A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
  32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  33. Discover More
  34. About the Author

“Oh,” said Phoebe, sliding her phone back into her pocket. “She hired you because of me. Benna sent the internship offer, and of course she’s the one who had final say. But she’s been trying to give me more responsibility this year—it’ll look good on college applications—and one of the things she let me do was look over the other internship applications. I made my recommendation on who I thought would be the best fit for the position.”

“Why me?”

“Because you seemed qualified and like you’d be invested in the work,” Phoebe said. “I’m not trying to burst your bubble, Celia, but this isn’t exactly the West End. It wasn’t like it was the most competitive applicant pool.”

“But I can’t even sew,” I said. “My portfolio was like… feeble.”

“Strong disagree. Those flamingo Halloween costumes had heart,” Phoebe said. “Besides, I can teach people to use a sewing machine. But you can’t teach people to care.”

I felt myself blush with pride. It was the sort of compliment I wanted to text to Touch and Ros right away—though, as soon as I thought of Ros, I thought of Jess Orlando in her plant kingdom, punching all the customers she didn’t like. It occurred to me then that Phoebe, as a local, might be a useful resource in the Jess Orlando department. I took a sip of my sparkling lemonade and worked up the courage to do some digging.

“Uh, Phoebe,” I said. “Can I ask you something totally unrelated to costumes?”

“Is this about Ros? I’m still disappointed it didn’t go my way.”

“I’m sorry,” I said. “They tend to have that effect on people.”

“It’s fine.” Phoebe sighed and flipped her hair dramatically, which made me laugh, as was her intention.

“It’s actually not about Ros,” I said. “I was just wondering—what did you mean the other day when you said Jess Orlando was an asshole?”

Phoebe’s face fell. “Ah, man. I feel bad for saying that.”

“She’s not an asshole?” Already, I didn’t like where this was headed. I wanted to hear that Jess was a monster worse than Godzilla, and under no circumstances should she be dating my friend. But Phoebe was taking a different tack than she had that day in the street.