Chapters (34)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Epigraph
- WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
- FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
- THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
- GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
- A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
- The Story of Ros, Part I
- A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
- TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
- THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
- The Story of Ros, Part II
- VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
- LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
- The Story of Ros, Part III
- AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
- NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
- The Story of Ros, Part IV
- FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
- The Story of Ros, Part V
- THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
- MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
- THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
- DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
- EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
- The Story of Ros, Part VI
- RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
- THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
- JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
- A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- Discover More
- About the Author
We had just had pancakes. “Yeah,” I agreed. My backpack was heavy, and I sort of wanted to go home, but somehow that felt like it would be quitting. I wanted to get the joy back that we’d felt earlier in the day. I couldn’t get the tackling hug out of my mind. I wondered if there was a way I could get another one, or even something better.
“Let’s do one more store, maybe?”
“Sure,” they said. “How ’bout that?” They nodded across the street to a place called the Hidden Fern—a plant store by the looks of it, with lots of big green plants towering in the window, some varieties of which I recognized from the Lily Pad. As a place to visit, it wasn’t necessarily my first choice—we had enough plant life back where we were staying, and I did sort of want ice cream, in spite of what we’d just said about pancakes—but it didn’t matter to me that much. What I really wanted was to go wherever Ros went.
“Okay,” I said finally. “Whatever you like.”
The Hidden Fern turned out to be pretty beautiful. A bell rigged to the door rang when we walked inside, and we were instantly plunged into a miniature indoor jungle. From the green depths, a voice of an employee called “Hello” and asked if we needed any help; Ros assured them we were okay, just looking. They slowly began a loop through the store, reverently touching the plants’ green leaves while I followed behind, trying not to feel antsy. Plants were pretty, but they weren’t exactly my thing.
“This is the same one that Henry has,” Ros said, touching a leaf. “Theirs looks like it’s in much better shape.”
“We’re already killing his plants? Perfect. We’ll be kicked out by July.”
“I’ll double-check how much watering we’re supposed to do,” Ros said. “We’ll come up with a way to fix it, don’t fret.”
In spite of the plant’s troubled health, I was thrilled to hear Ros reassure me that it would all be okay—it sounded like they were already feeling better, my Jess Orlando–shaped gaffe on the sidewalk already forgotten. We passed through the green to a back patio, where all sorts of different planters were grouped. There seemed to be millions of terra-cotta pots heaped together, and cheaper white plastic ones, and some beautiful, enormous ceramic ones, which Ros tried to lift just for the hell of it and found they could not.
“I had no idea houseplants were such a heavy business,” they said. “I’m feeling bad about how weak I am.”