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Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
  5. FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
  6. THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
  7. GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
  8. A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
  9. The Story of Ros, Part I
  10. A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
  11. TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
  12. THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
  13. The Story of Ros, Part II
  14. VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
  15. LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
  16. The Story of Ros, Part III
  17. AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
  18. NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
  19. The Story of Ros, Part IV
  20. FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
  21. The Story of Ros, Part V
  22. THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
  23. MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
  24. THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
  25. DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
  26. EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
  27. The Story of Ros, Part VI
  28. RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
  29. THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
  30. JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
  31. A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
  32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  33. Discover More
  34. About the Author

“Oh, sure,” said Benna. “I used to design for a playhouse down there. Funny little place—the managing director was always insisting I use more sequins in my designs. Well! Here I am jawing on, and we’ve got important work to do!” she said brightly, and clapped her hands together. “Celia, what can I tell you about the work we do? Costumes are intimate, detail-oriented business. Be prepared to work. We’ve got a busy summer, with three shows—Into the Woods, The Trojan Women, and then the original play, the title of which I believe is The Abomination, though it might change.”

“I believe it’s currently Abominable,” said Phoebe.

“What did I tell you? She always has the answer. Celia, how are you on a sewing machine?”

“Er—not great. But I’m a very fast learner.”

“I’m glad to hear it. By the end of the summer you’ll be an ace. In the meantime, there’s plenty of other work that you can do that may not be the most interesting but is important. Remember: Costumes are in the details, and you’re the one responsible for making sure the details shine.”

“I’m good with details,” I assured Benna.

“I couldn’t be more pleased to hear it. Phoebe, can you give Celia a tour of the theater? I’m about to get pulled into a meeting.”

“Of course,” said Phoebe. “This way.”

She was already halfway out the door as she spoke—there was a rear exit to the shop—and she turned back to me. I half expected her to tell me to hurry up, but instead she smiled.

“Sorry. I get ahead of myself. Do you need a minute? Can I get you anything?”

“Oh—nope. I’m good.”

Thus began my morning, at a million miles an hour. We whizzed through the tour of the theater so quickly I had absolutely no hope of remembering our route—the dressing rooms and the practice spaces and the various waiting areas seemed so impossibly labyrinthine that I suspected I would never get the lay of the land. Phoebe seemed to be on a first-name basis with nearly everyone we encountered: Here was Cheryl, who worked in ticket sales, and here was Dudley, one of the choreographers for the dance team. And here was a woman sobbing, loudly, on a not-so-discreet couch in one of the waiting areas, wiping her tears away with the heel of her hand.

Phoebe bustled us past. “That’s the director of Abominable, the original play. She has… a lot going on.”

“Sounds complicated,” I said.

“She’s getting divorced,” Phoebe said.

“That sounds hard.”

“From the star of her own show.”

“Oh no,” I said.

“It’s very dramatic. They both need a long drink from the spring, if you ask me.”