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Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
  5. FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
  6. THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
  7. GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
  8. A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
  9. The Story of Ros, Part I
  10. A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
  11. TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
  12. THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
  13. The Story of Ros, Part II
  14. VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
  15. LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
  16. The Story of Ros, Part III
  17. AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
  18. NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
  19. The Story of Ros, Part IV
  20. FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
  21. The Story of Ros, Part V
  22. THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
  23. MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
  24. THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
  25. DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
  26. EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
  27. The Story of Ros, Part VI
  28. RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
  29. THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
  30. JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
  31. A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
  32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  33. Discover More
  34. About the Author

“Hi,” I said. Risk number one.

They grunted.

My own name tent read Cece, which was how I’d been known for the first nine years of my life, a nickname that I wasn’t particularly fond of, but one that had just sort of stuck, like spilled pink lemonade, tacky and cloying, bound to attract bees. I watched this person, this Ros, blacken in the latter half of their name, and it occurred to me that I could do the same.

“Excuse me,” I said, “would it be possible, please, if it’s not too much trouble, if you might lend me your pencil?”

I had my own, but asking to borrow Ros’s was risk number two.

Ros considered me, then handed me their pencil. It was stubby and missing an eraser and covered in teeth marks. I carefully crossed out Cece and wrote Celia above it. There—much more dignified. I sat up straighter.

I handed their pencil back to them. They had dirt under their fingernails.

“Thank you so very much,” I said.

In response, they barked at me. Quite literally: a single, unmistakable woof that sent our teacher’s head a-spin and garnered some questioning looks from our desk mates. It was a little weird, I thought, to bark hello, but mostly they sounded like my dog Tabitha during a thunderstorm. She’s just scared, my mom would say, and rub her velvety ears. Buckets, unmoved by thunder, would pant solidly beside her, like a big blocky-headed port in the storm.

“Nice Ros,” I said. “Good Ros.”

They blinked at me, stunned. I pulled a clementine from my pocket and began to unpeel it, trying to keep the peel in one long strip.

“Want some?” I said, holding out a piece.

They took it from me and placed it into their mouth, though I couldn’t tell if they were chewing.

“How is it? My friend Touchstone gave it to me. Sometimes they’re too mealy or tough and I have to spit it out, but sometimes they’re juicy and perfect and I could eat like twelve of them. Once I did eat twelve of them, and then I threw up, and that was atrocious,” I said.

Ros chewed, swallowed.

“Good, then?” I said.

“It’s… orangely bright,” they said finally, and I laughed and they laughed.

“Just so you know,” they said, “I’m not a dog. I’m a wolf.”

“Okay,” I said. I didn’t care what they were. I just wanted them to be my friend. “I’m not really a student. I’m a princess in disguise.”

“Cool,” said Ros, and the rest was history.