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Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
  5. FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
  6. THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
  7. GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
  8. A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
  9. The Story of Ros, Part I
  10. A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
  11. TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
  12. THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
  13. The Story of Ros, Part II
  14. VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
  15. LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
  16. The Story of Ros, Part III
  17. AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
  18. NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
  19. The Story of Ros, Part IV
  20. FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
  21. The Story of Ros, Part V
  22. THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
  23. MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
  24. THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
  25. DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
  26. EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
  27. The Story of Ros, Part VI
  28. RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
  29. THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
  30. JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
  31. A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
  32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  33. Discover More
  34. About the Author

“Fix that,” she said, nodding out the door toward Oliver. “The pom-poms can wait.”

And so, at her urging, I hustled after him. It felt like an episode of Power Jam, the one where the music swells and Kenna chases Louisa out into the pouring rain, finally ready to profess her love. But the thing was—I wasn’t trying to profess my love. Mostly, I just wanted my friend back. I didn’t know what I’d say. I just knew that couldn’t be the end of it all—him handing me the yeti pelt, nodding at me, and leaving.

I caught sight of him heading up the trail toward the spot in the woods where we’d first met.

“Oliver!” I called.

Mercifully, he slowed down, waiting for me to catch up with him.

“Reception time?” I asked, gesturing toward the trees.

“I’ve got to call my agent,” he said. “I think we’re getting a season three.”

“That’s great,” I said.

“Yeah,” he said. “I’m glad it’s going to be renewed.”

I stood feeling awkward. There were so many scripts for professing your love—Power Jam was absolutely chock-full of them. Always in the rain, or before or after finals, or even midmatch before the big try. Always epic, always heartfelt. Less common was the script for someone who had treated their friend badly and, on an otherwise normal day with normal weather, wanted to put it right. I’d gotten a little practice with Touchstone, but I still wasn’t sure I’d be able to find the words I needed to convince Oliver of how sorry I was.

“Thank you for bringing the deviled eggs the other night,” I said. As openers went, deviled eggs weren’t the strongest, but for better or worse, it was what I came up with.

“You’re welcome,” he said.

“And for taking me to see the falls,” I said.

“Celia, I’ve got a call at twelve.”

Here it was. My turn.

“I wanted to say that you were right.”

Oliver nodded. “Andrew came to talk to me, you know. To set things right between us. It was nice, actually. He showed up with a bunch of stuff from the Dropped Acorn.”

“Oh. That is nice,” I said, even though I hadn’t been talking about Touchstone at all. I was impressed with all the effort he put in.

“Yeah. I don’t think we’re going to be, like, best mates anytime soon, but I did appreciate that he made an effort.” He paused.

“Um. I’m really glad that he came to talk to you. But I was actually talking about you. You were right. Like, when you said the thing. About me using you as a prop.”

“Oh,” he said.

“That was really, really mean,” I said.

“It didn’t feel great,” he said.