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Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
  5. FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
  6. THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
  7. GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
  8. A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
  9. The Story of Ros, Part I
  10. A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
  11. TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
  12. THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
  13. The Story of Ros, Part II
  14. VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
  15. LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
  16. The Story of Ros, Part III
  17. AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
  18. NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
  19. The Story of Ros, Part IV
  20. FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
  21. The Story of Ros, Part V
  22. THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
  23. MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
  24. THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
  25. DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
  26. EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
  27. The Story of Ros, Part VI
  28. RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
  29. THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
  30. JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
  31. A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
  32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  33. Discover More
  34. About the Author

“Yeah, but I want to hold up my end of the contract,” Ros said.

“Baby steps,” I said. “Or maybe today could be a good day to write some poetry?” Before their dad left, Ros was always scribbling away, writing poems in a black notebook.

“Maybe,” they said. “It’s been so long since I’ve written anything, though. I wouldn’t know where to start.”

“Start with the Lily Pad,” I said. “Or start with the river. Or start with the fact that we’re in this place called Lovesick Falls, a name that’s practically poetry itself.…”

“Hey, Shakespeare,” Touchstone said. “We should really get going—”

I looked at my watch. “Oh my God, is that the time? We’ve gotta go! Bye, Ros—text me if you need anything—come on, let’s go, Touch—”

Ros called to us wishing us a good first day as we ran out to the car, and we were off.

On the drive to work I got my first glimpse of town, whose sleepy main street was growing slightly livelier as the mist burned off. It wouldn’t reach peak hum until the theater season started, which wasn’t for another two and a half weeks, with the opening of Into the Woods. For now, its sidewalks were thinly dotted with people: an older couple holding paper cups of coffee and greasy brown bags; some day hikers kitted out in boots and hiking poles; shop owners putting out their signs for the day. We followed a pickup truck with two shaggy dogs in its bed, who barked gleefully at everyone they passed.

“There’s a really nice beach down that way, where my brothers used to pretend to drown to scare me,” Touch said. Touchstone had two much older brothers, ten and eight years his senior, heavily involved in sports, who’d spent a lifetime tormenting their much younger sibling.

“Your brothers are awful,” I said.

“Don’t I know it. And that place makes incredible breakfast sandwiches—and, oh, Henry also mentioned this other place, the Dropped Acorn—it’s a little farther away, but it’s supposed to be incredible.…”

“Do we think they’ll be okay?” I asked Touchstone.

“Yeah, that’s the whole point. The food is supposed to be amazing.”

“No—do we think Ros will be okay today?”

“I think Ros would actually appreciate my fabulous tour guiding.”

“Seriously,” I said. “I worry about them all on their own.”