Back Lovesick Falls
Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
  5. FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
  6. THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
  7. GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
  8. A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
  9. The Story of Ros, Part I
  10. A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
  11. TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
  12. THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
  13. The Story of Ros, Part II
  14. VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
  15. LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
  16. The Story of Ros, Part III
  17. AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
  18. NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
  19. The Story of Ros, Part IV
  20. FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
  21. The Story of Ros, Part V
  22. THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
  23. MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
  24. THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
  25. DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
  26. EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
  27. The Story of Ros, Part VI
  28. RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
  29. THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
  30. JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
  31. A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
  32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  33. Discover More
  34. About the Author

“Seriously?” he said, moving toward the door. “I know you’ve basically moved out, but it’s not like you have to knock, you still live here, you can just let yourself in like a normal person—oh. It’s you.”

The surprise in his voice was palpable, which meant it could be only one person at the door. I shoved Touch out of the way before he could say anything offensive about Power Jam and held the door open wide for Oliver, who was standing on the lawn in his glasses, pressed linen trousers, and a pink short-sleeve button-down, holding a plate of deviled eggs and looking a bit wary.

“I wasn’t sure I was in the right place,” Oliver said. “You look—wow, Celia. You look stunning.”

“What is he doing here?” Touchstone whispered to me as Oliver passed by us and walked into the house. “I thought tonight was supposed to be about us. You, me, and Ros.”

“You invited Audrey,” I said.

“Yeah, because you told me to, and as a friend,” Touchstone said.

“Oliver’s my friend.”

“Tell him that,” said Touch, rolling his eyes.

“Is that my yeti friend?” called Phoebe.

Thank God for Phoebe over and over and over. She hugged Oliver like an old friend, popped a deviled egg into her mouth, and spent the next ten minutes insisting we all try them. Audrey uncorked her bottle of wine and poured it into the pink glasses for all of us except Oliver, who begged off saying he had to drive home and rehearse the next day (“Ooh, how responsible,” Touchstone muttered, which prompted me to kick him in the shin under the table, which probably hurt my bare toe more than it hurt Touchstone’s sharp-ass shin). The wine tasted a little funny to me—was wine really supposed to have that much of a sting?—but I figured at the very least it would help me calm down, so I glugged a half glass and waited to feel more relaxed.

Oliver hugged me hello. He smelled amazing, like the outdoors—cedar and just the faintest hint of moss—and I let the hug linger for longer than I might have otherwise. I wished that Ros were there to see it.

“No wonder you dressed up,” Audrey whispered to me, throwing a dramatic, meaningful glance in Oliver’s direction.

I smiled, washed down another (delicious) deviled egg with another sip of (painful) wine, and didn’t bother to correct her, that the person I’d dressed up for wasn’t even here, that I was still waiting for them to come through the door and lose their mind at the sight of me.

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The dinner.

Oh, God.

The dinner.

It’s Jess who remembers. She sits up in bed and throws a hand to her forehead.

“Oh, shoot,” she says, “wasn’t your friends’ dinner party tonight?”