Chapters (34)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Epigraph
- WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
- FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
- THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
- GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
- A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
- The Story of Ros, Part I
- A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
- TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
- THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
- The Story of Ros, Part II
- VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
- LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
- The Story of Ros, Part III
- AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
- NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
- The Story of Ros, Part IV
- FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
- The Story of Ros, Part V
- THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
- MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
- THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
- DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
- EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
- The Story of Ros, Part VI
- RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
- THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
- JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
- A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- Discover More
- About the Author
“Don’t you, too? Audrey told me you all were going swimming.”
“Yeah—I just. I don’t know. I was just feeling pretty tired. And then I thought… well, maybe I can practice my sewing at the very least.”
Phoebe nodded, placing her fabric down onto one of the desks.
“How’s the costume going?” I asked.
She sighed heavily, running her fingers through the white fur. “I don’t know. I mean… it’s just a lot. They meant well, having me work on it, but now I feel, like, totally overwhelmed.”
“What have you got?”
“You want to see?”
“Yeah,” I said. “Definitely.”
Reluctantly, she showed me her sketches. She’d drawn a dramatic, hooded coat that swept the ground. It had spikes at the shoulders and spikes on the hood that she’d shaded light blue—icicles that formed a kind of terrifying armor. Down the front, she’d added a spill of red.
It was honestly incredible.
It was also deeply terrifying.
“Is that…” I pointed to the red.
“Blood,” Phoebe said.
“Oh my,” I said.
“Fuck. It’s stupid. I knew it was stupid.”
“What! It’s not stupid.”
“It’s a yeti, you know? I was trying to make him scary. Like, maybe that’s stuff he’s killed, or eaten? I’m going to have to start over.”
“Oh my God, don’t start over. I like the idea of the coat. It makes him seem…” In spite of myself, I thought of what Jess Orlando had said about Oliver’s character in Power Jam. “Like, more human, in a way.”
“That’s what I wanted,” said Phoebe. “Plus then Oliver could still move.”
We studied her sketch for another moment.
“It might be a little too human,” said Phoebe.
“I see what you’re saying. It’s like… more powerful winter sorcerer than yeti.”
“Yeah. Or, like, commander of a frozen army.”
“Maybe it needs to be less good,” I said. “Like… less polished. He would have made it himself, right? How dexterous are his paws? What kind of materials would he have had? He wouldn’t be able to make anything that nice.”
“Yeah,” she said. “Yeah. That’s a really good point. Thanks, Celia.”
I’d hardly done anything. She was the one who’d put in all the work.
“How’s the sewing going?” she asked.
“The machines are kind of intimidating,” I said.
“You want me to show you again?”
“Please,” I said.
She did, and then we worked quietly for a while, Phoebe sketching, me feeding scrap fabric through the machine to practice seams. It was nice, to be quiet with someone else. Eventually Phoebe got up and sat at the machine in front of me with her furry fabric. The only sound was whirring needles, until there came a cry that sounded a lot like Jacques, only louder, much more human—
“Celia,” Phoebe said. “Can you come here?”