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Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. WELCOME TO THE LILY PAD,or A Brief Introduction to Power Jam
  5. FULL CELIA GILBERT,or the Tragic Fate of My Tennis Racket
  6. THE CREATION OF THE CHORE WHEEL,or Why You Should Always Travel with a Hammer
  7. GO, SOUL CRUSHERS,or My Mother’s Take on Power Jam
  8. A PARTY,or Why I Don’t Eat Tuna in Front of Touchstone
  9. The Story of Ros, Part I
  10. A TRIP TO THE TOWN,or the Victor of the Great Flamingo Debate
  11. TAKING MEASUREMENTS,or the Tale of Oliver Teller’s Sprained Wrist
  12. THE LAST SUPPER,or the Structural Unsoundness of Veggie Burgers
  13. The Story of Ros, Part II
  14. VOYAGE TO THE TOGSHOP,or a Brief History of the Doublet
  15. LOVE SONG FOR A COPEPOD,or My Mom’s Take on My Tennis Coach
  16. The Story of Ros, Part III
  17. AVIAN DEMISE,or Bruised Tailbones and Lost Sunglasses
  18. NEEDLE AND BONE,or On Losing My Voice
  19. The Story of Ros, Part IV
  20. FRYING AN EGG,or a Compendium of Shirtless Blade Scenes
  21. The Story of Ros, Part V
  22. THE DROPPED ACORN REVISITED,or French Words That Start with W
  23. MASTER CLASS: THE BODY IN MOTION
  24. THE TRIUMVIRATE REUNITED,or Planning a Party
  25. DINNER THEATER,or a Crash Course in Limes
  26. EIGHTEEN COURT LANE,or Dog Therapy
  27. The Story of Ros, Part VI
  28. RETURN TO THE LILY PAD,or the Hilarity of a Bologna Sandwich
  29. THE YETI COSTUME,or Power Jam, Season Three
  30. JUMPING IN,or On Waiting for Guys
  31. A CHANCE ENCOUNTER,or Lessons I Have Learned
  32. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  33. Discover More
  34. About the Author

“Don’t you, too? Audrey told me you all were going swimming.”

“Yeah—I just. I don’t know. I was just feeling pretty tired. And then I thought… well, maybe I can practice my sewing at the very least.”

Phoebe nodded, placing her fabric down onto one of the desks.

“How’s the costume going?” I asked.

She sighed heavily, running her fingers through the white fur. “I don’t know. I mean… it’s just a lot. They meant well, having me work on it, but now I feel, like, totally overwhelmed.”

“What have you got?”

“You want to see?”

“Yeah,” I said. “Definitely.”

Reluctantly, she showed me her sketches. She’d drawn a dramatic, hooded coat that swept the ground. It had spikes at the shoulders and spikes on the hood that she’d shaded light blue—icicles that formed a kind of terrifying armor. Down the front, she’d added a spill of red.

It was honestly incredible.

It was also deeply terrifying.

“Is that…” I pointed to the red.

“Blood,” Phoebe said.

“Oh my,” I said.

“Fuck. It’s stupid. I knew it was stupid.”

“What! It’s not stupid.”

“It’s a yeti, you know? I was trying to make him scary. Like, maybe that’s stuff he’s killed, or eaten? I’m going to have to start over.”

“Oh my God, don’t start over. I like the idea of the coat. It makes him seem…” In spite of myself, I thought of what Jess Orlando had said about Oliver’s character in Power Jam. “Like, more human, in a way.”

“That’s what I wanted,” said Phoebe. “Plus then Oliver could still move.”

We studied her sketch for another moment.

“It might be a little too human,” said Phoebe.

“I see what you’re saying. It’s like… more powerful winter sorcerer than yeti.”

“Yeah. Or, like, commander of a frozen army.”

“Maybe it needs to be less good,” I said. “Like… less polished. He would have made it himself, right? How dexterous are his paws? What kind of materials would he have had? He wouldn’t be able to make anything that nice.”

“Yeah,” she said. “Yeah. That’s a really good point. Thanks, Celia.”

I’d hardly done anything. She was the one who’d put in all the work.

“How’s the sewing going?” she asked.

“The machines are kind of intimidating,” I said.

“You want me to show you again?”

“Please,” I said.

She did, and then we worked quietly for a while, Phoebe sketching, me feeding scrap fabric through the machine to practice seams. It was nice, to be quiet with someone else. Eventually Phoebe got up and sat at the machine in front of me with her furry fabric. The only sound was whirring needles, until there came a cry that sounded a lot like Jacques, only louder, much more human—

“Celia,” Phoebe said. “Can you come here?”