Back In a New York Minute
Chapters (36)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Chapter One
  6. Chapter Two
  7. Chapter Three
  8. Chapter Four
  9. Chapter Five
  10. Chapter Six
  11. Chapter Seven
  12. Chapter Eight
  13. Chapter Nine
  14. Chapter Ten
  15. Chapter Eleven
  16. Chapter Twelve
  17. Chapter Thirteen
  18. Chapter Fourteen
  19. Chapter Fifteen
  20. Chapter Sixteen
  21. Chapter Seventeen
  22. Chapter Eighteen
  23. Chapter Nineteen
  24. Chapter Twenty
  25. Chapter Twenty-One
  26. Chapter Twenty-Two
  27. Chapter Twenty-Three
  28. Chapter Twenty-Four
  29. Chapter Twenty-Five
  30. Chapter Twenty-Six
  31. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  32. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  33. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  34. Acknowledgments
  35. Discovery More
  36. About the Author

“James was drunk,” I reminded her.

She ignored me. “I’m sure he’d write you an amazing review. Make some referrals. He knows, like, every rich artsy downtown person in the city.”

“Franny, Franny, Franny,” Lola cheered, shaking her fists in rhythm with her words. “I love this for you.”

“Me too,” said Cleo, pleased with herself. “If we help you find some clients, will you at least think about it?”

“Oh my god, you two are too much,” I groaned.

“Sorry, we can’t help that we’re your biggest fans,” Cleo said, a faux-defensive tone to her voice.

“Yeah, it’s too late because I already made FrannyIsFuckingAwesome.com, and our fan club has, like, a billion members,” added Lola, with extra sass.

“Who, you two and my mom?”

“Yeah,” Cleo quipped. “And Hot Suit.”

“Oh my god, Hot Suit. He’s probably somewhere living his best life, in his town house on the Upper East Side, eating caviar with his equally hot model wife.”

“And their fifteen perfect golden retrievers,” Cleo added, chuckling.

“And his butler, which he spells with two t’s.” Lola paused for comedic effect, arms outstretched. “Get it?”

“Oh my god, Lola.” I buried my face in my hands, half cringing, half laughing. “You literally have the same sense of humor as Jim.”

My stepdad was stoic, but he always laughed at dumb jokes, especially when they were slightly dirty.

Cleo stood then, stretching her arms overhead. “I should get home. I have a conference call at eight tomorrow morning before I go in to teach, and I have to participate in this one. I can’t just put myself on mute and fall back asleep.”

It was after nine, which, ten years ago, would have been right when we were heading out to a bar. But tonight, work called, responsibilities hovered in the back of our brains. Except for me, I thought, excited by the one upside to this whole shitty day: I’d get to sleep in tomorrow.

“I’ll go with you,” Lola said, yawning as she rose.

“Me too,” I chimed in quickly, and they both turned to look at me. I shrugged. “I just need to get some fresh air.”

After a round of bathroom breaks, we tumbled out of my apartment, into the small foyer and then out onto the street. Every block in my Brooklyn Heights neighborhood was lined with giant trees sprouting bright-green leaves. Set against the brick town houses and the cobblestone streets, they almost sparkled with color. The subway station was just a few blocks away, and as we walked we chatted about the rest of our week, the possibility of getting together over the weekend, and Lola’s coworker who had just adopted a tortoise, of all things.