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Chapters (44)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Chapter 1
  4. Chapter 2
  5. Chapter 3
  6. Chapter 4
  7. Chapter 5
  8. Chapter 6
  9. Chapter 7
  10. Chapter 8
  11. Chapter 9
  12. Chapter 10
  13. Chapter 11
  14. Chapter 12
  15. Chapter 13
  16. Chapter 14
  17. Chapter 15
  18. Chapter 16
  19. Chapter 17
  20. Chapter 18
  21. Chapter 19
  22. Chapter 20
  23. Chapter 21
  24. Chapter 22
  25. Chapter 23
  26. Chapter 24
  27. Chapter 25
  28. Chapter 26
  29. Chapter 27
  30. Chapter 28
  31. Chapter 29
  32. Chapter 30
  33. Chapter 31
  34. Chapter 32
  35. Chapter 33
  36. Chapter 34
  37. Chapter 35
  38. Chapter 36
  39. Chapter 37
  40. Chapter 38
  41. Epilogue
  42. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  43. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  44. What’s next onyour reading list?

The next day, Ana is still ignoring me. I stare at her across the room in our classes, getting more and more frustrated as the day goes on. She was the one who wanted to be friends. I didn’t care about whether or not we talked a few days ago. I barely thought about her. Or, well, I only thought about her in a negative way.

Trying to put Ana out of my mind, I hole up in the greenroom behind the stage to work on the Bronxtown Brooms choreography until rehearsal starts. I slowly fumble through the section of “The Block Party” that I still can’t get down, twisting under and around my imaginary partner. Practicing alone in this small space isn’t super helpful, but it’s the best I can do. Kevin is also a terrible partner, so running through things with him isn’t much help anyway.

My phone dings as a series of texts comes through from Lex. I plop down on the couch to read them, happy to have an excuse to take a break.

LEX: omg lady look at this insanity the magimeds left in my room

She’s sent a photo of a pamphlet next. The title reads How Communes Are Killing America, and How to Keep Your Kids Out!

LEX: have they LOST THEIR MINDS

LEX: none of this is even true! there’s this whole section about how everyone in communes is malnourished, which doesn’t make sense because they definitely have some herbologists there

SHAY: oof, I’m sorry

LEX: I kind of made fun of the pamphlet when they talked to me about it and they got really mad. like, they alexandra nicole evans-ed me

SHAY: damn confounded face emoji

LEX: UGH I’m so annoyed. maybe I should run away to a commune just to spite them

SHAY: ew don’t even joke

LEX: brb googling how much flights to the nearest commune are

SHAY: LEX

LEX: but seriously, the people in them are doing fine. it’s just meant to be a statement on how messed up the whole licensing system is.

She follows this up with a link to a Washington Post article called “Why America’s Youth Are Escaping to Communes.”

I frown at the screen. She can’t be serious.

SHAY: you can’t just abandon everyone you know though. that’s so lazy and messed up

It takes a while for her to send her next message.

LEX: w/e. I’m not going to actually move to one. my parents would disown me

SHAY: phew grinning face with sweat emoji