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Chapters (44)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Chapter 1
  4. Chapter 2
  5. Chapter 3
  6. Chapter 4
  7. Chapter 5
  8. Chapter 6
  9. Chapter 7
  10. Chapter 8
  11. Chapter 9
  12. Chapter 10
  13. Chapter 11
  14. Chapter 12
  15. Chapter 13
  16. Chapter 14
  17. Chapter 15
  18. Chapter 16
  19. Chapter 17
  20. Chapter 18
  21. Chapter 19
  22. Chapter 20
  23. Chapter 21
  24. Chapter 22
  25. Chapter 23
  26. Chapter 24
  27. Chapter 25
  28. Chapter 26
  29. Chapter 27
  30. Chapter 28
  31. Chapter 29
  32. Chapter 30
  33. Chapter 31
  34. Chapter 32
  35. Chapter 33
  36. Chapter 34
  37. Chapter 35
  38. Chapter 36
  39. Chapter 37
  40. Chapter 38
  41. Epilogue
  42. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  43. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  44. What’s next onyour reading list?

“There’s no exact formula that we use to determine that. We do tend to more strongly consider candidates who are engaged with a variety of activities here on campus, but we also appreciate that you all have lives beyond this school.” He frowns thoughtfully before continuing. “So we want to hear about your achievements outside of here in your application, but if it comes down to two similar candidates, we’ll pick the one who is more involved on campus. It ends up being a tiebreaker category most of the time.”

Ana’s brow wrinkles and smoothens out so quickly that it’s almost unnoticeable. Is she bothered by that answer? I think through what I know she does on campus. It’s mostly the same as what I do. Potions club. Choir. National Honor Society. She’s vice president of the Spanish club, which I’m not in. I’m the potions club vice president, though, so it’s not like she’s really one-upping me there. I also play terraball in the fall, and I’ve volunteered for the homecoming committee for the past two years. If we’re comparing the two of us, I think I come out ahead in sheer number of T. K. Anderson activities. Plus, I’m more well-rounded, because she doesn’t do anything athletic as far as I know.

Still, it’s not clear to me which one of us will win. For every achievement I have, she has a roughly equivalent one. I won the Most Magically Promising Student award last year, but she won the Student Philanthropist prize. Her GPA is better than mine—ugh—but my magic level is higher. Every time I think I’m pulling ahead, I learn about some new, infuriatingly amazing accomplishment of hers.

Brittany takes the next few questions, which tell me nothing I don’t already know. I don’t end up thinking of a question to ask. But some other witch asks a stupid, rambling one about the average SAT score for applicants, and I, like an asshole, feel better about myself.

Once the meeting wraps up, Ana stands and leans idly against the edge of the stage in front of us, staring directly into my eyes as she does so. I wait for the inevitable dig. She crosses her arms over her chest and cocks her head slowly to the side. “So you’re the face of diversity at T. K. Anderson, huh?”

I guess that moment with Mr. B wasn’t all in my head. “Jealous?” I shoot back.

“Maybe,” she says noncommittally. She turns and saunters away, because she’s too cool to end a conversation like a normal person.

Chapter 4

And that was the moment I knew—magic is the way to the American Dream!

—We the People: Patriotic Monologues for High School Students