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Chapters (232)
  1. He Who Fights With Monsters
  2. ALSO IN SERIES
  3. 1. Strange Business
  4. Strange Business
  5. 2. Of Course Magic is a Thing
  6. Of Course Magic is a Thing
  7. 3. Local Cuisine
  8. Local Cuisine
  9. 4. Cannibals and Spelunking
  10. Cannibals and Spelunking
  11. 5. Wizard
  12. Wizard
  13. 6. Potent Potable
  14. Potent Potable
  15. 7. Spoils
  16. Spoils
  17. 8. Dark Magic
  18. Dark Magic
  19. 9. Escape
  20. Escape
  21. 10. The Evil Pit of Evil
  22. The Evil Pit of Evil
  23. 11. Dashing Heroics
  24. Dashing Heroics
  25. 12. Sanguine Horror
  26. Sanguine Horror
  27. 13. This is the Part Where We Step Back
  28. This is the Part Where We Step Back
  29. 14. Worlds Apart
  30. Worlds Apart
  31. 15. Outworlder
  32. Outworlder
  33. 16. Rescue Party
  34. Rescue Party
  35. 17. A Conservative Pillage
  36. A Conservative Pillage
  37. 18. One of Us
  38. One of Us
  39. 19. I Want a Lava Cannon
  40. I Want a Lava Cannon
  41. 20. By the Power of Grayskull
  42. By the Power of Grayskull
  43. 21. I Have the Power
  44. I Have the Power
  45. 22. Apocalypse Stone
  46. Apocalypse Stone
  47. 23. I May have Made a Huge Mistake
  48. I May have Made a Huge Mistake
  49. 24. Astral Space
  50. Astral Space
  51. 25. Blasphemy is Kind of My Thing
  52. Blasphemy is Kind of My Thing
  53. 26. Waterfall
  54. Waterfall
  55. 27. Water, Fall
  56. Water, Fall
  57. 28. How Did You All Fit In There?
  58. How Did You All Fit In There?
  59. 29. That’s What Adventurers Do
  60. That’s What Adventurers Do
  61. 30. Closing the Door Too Hard
  62. Closing the Door Too Hard
  63. 31. Taming the Beast
  64. Taming the Beast
  65. 32. Monster Hunting For Beginners
  66. Monster Hunting For Beginners
  67. 33. Mistrun River
  68. Mistrun River
  69. 34. Waving the Flag For Secular Morality
  70. Waving the Flag For Secular Morality
  71. 35. Greenstone
  72. Greenstone
  73. 36. The Island
  74. The Island
  75. 37. A Good Adventurer and a Great One
  76. A Good Adventurer and a Great One
  77. 38. Just Another Adventurer
  78. Just Another Adventurer
  79. 39. Training
  80. Training
  81. 40. Eyebeams and the Ethics of Adventuring
  82. Eyebeams and the Ethics of Adventuring
  83. 41. Vulnerable and Exposed
  84. Vulnerable and Exposed
  85. 42. This is the Pits
  86. This is the Pits
  87. 43. Nightingale
  88. Nightingale
  89. 44. Complimentary Ointment
  90. Complimentary Ointment
  91. 45. So Much For Atheism
  92. So Much For Atheism
  93. 46. Blatant Manipulation
  94. Blatant Manipulation
  95. 47. Mirage Chamber
  96. Mirage Chamber
  97. 48. An Endless, Inescapable Nightmare
  98. An Endless, Inescapable Nightmare
  99. 49. A Voice From Home
  100. A Voice From Home
  101. 50. The Full Keanu
  102. The Full Keanu
  103. 51. Song of the Nightingale
  104. Song of the Nightingale
  105. 52. Pain
  106. Pain
  107. 53. Nightlife
  108. Nightlife
  109. 54. Field Assessment
  110. Field Assessment
  111. 55. Rune Tortoise
  112. Rune Tortoise
  113. 56. Gary’s Gift
  114. Gary’s Gift
  115. 57. Rainbow Smoke
  116. Rainbow Smoke
  117. 58. A Man of Malevolent Intellect
  118. A Man of Malevolent Intellect
  119. 59. Falling Short
  120. Falling Short
  121. 60. Making Music
  122. Making Music
  123. 61. Trade Hall
  124. Trade Hall
  125. 62. Have Some Damn Adventures
  126. Have Some Damn Adventures
  127. 63. Sunk-Cost Fallacy
  128. Sunk-Cost Fallacy
  129. 64. Take My Wife, Please
  130. Take My Wife, Please
  131. 65. Curious Urges
  132. Curious Urges
  133. 66. A Stronger Weapon Than the One in Your Hand
  134. A Stronger Weapon Than the One in Your Hand
  135. 67. This is What it Means to Fight Me
  136. This is What it Means to Fight Me
  137. 68. Good News For Clive
  138. Good News For Clive
  139. 69. Dumpling Soup
  140. Dumpling Soup
  141. 70. Rewards
  142. Rewards
  143. 71. A Bit of Poo
  144. A Bit of Poo
  145. 72. Rat Race
  146. Rat Race
  147. 73. A Grim Sword to Live By
  148. A Grim Sword to Live By
  149. 74. Doing Better
  150. Doing Better
  151. 75. Progress
  152. Progress
  153. 76. Preparations
  154. Preparations
  155. 77. Group Cohesion
  156. Group Cohesion
  157. 78. Jason Has the Good Biscuits
  158. Jason Has the Good Biscuits
  159. 79. Sand Everywhere
  160. Sand Everywhere
  161. 80. It’s Not Work if You Love What You Do
  162. It’s Not Work if You Love What You Do
  163. 81. Crazy Desperation Move
  164. Crazy Desperation Move
  165. 82. Choices
  166. Choices
  167. 83. It Makes No Difference to the Ant
  168. It Makes No Difference to the Ant
  169. 84. Injury & Death
  170. Injury & Death
  171. 85. Because I’m an Adventurer
  172. Because I’m an Adventurer
  173. 86. Some Kind of Secret
  174. Some Kind of Secret
  175. 87. Can’t Lose
  176. Can’t Lose
  177. 88. The Nature of Absolution
  178. The Nature of Absolution
  179. 89. Anti-Pirate Operations
  180. Anti-Pirate Operations
  181. 90. The Path to Bronze
  182. The Path to Bronze
  183. 91. Life & Death
  184. Life & Death
  185. 92. Unusual Contract
  186. Unusual Contract
  187. 93. Truth
  188. Truth
  189. 94. Consequences
  190. Consequences
  191. 95. Punishment
  192. Punishment
  193. 96. You Don’t Get a Third
  194. You Don’t Get a Third
  195. 97. Integrity is Sexy
  196. Integrity is Sexy
  197. 98. The Point of Money and Power
  198. The Point of Money and Power
  199. 99. Someone Else’s Game
  200. Someone Else’s Game
  201. 100. Legwork
  202. Legwork
  203. 101. Fantasy World Goodness
  204. Fantasy World Goodness
  205. 102. You Fight Like Me
  206. You Fight Like Me
  207. 103. Silver Hair
  208. Silver Hair
  209. 104. An Outcome That Satisfies
  210. An Outcome That Satisfies
  211. 105. You Aren’t in Control of What Happens Next
  212. You Aren’t in Control of What Happens Next
  213. 106. Something Shady
  214. Something Shady
  215. 107. All the Good People We Can Get
  216. All the Good People We Can Get
  217. 108. You Don’t Have the Strength
  218. You Don’t Have the Strength
  219. 109. The Tyranny of Rank
  220. The Tyranny of Rank
  221. 110. Help Arrives
  222. Help Arrives
  223. 111. Strange Star
  224. Strange Star
  225. 112. The Accumulation of a Life
  226. The Accumulation of a Life
  227. 113. You Need to Work on Making Enemies
  228. You Need to Work on Making Enemies
  229. FROM THE PUBLISHER
  230. ALSO IN SERIES
  231. LitRPG
  232. LitRPG

The walls of the spirit coin farm were five metres tall, made from yellow desert stone. The gates were small, clearly not designed for a lot of traffic. Outside the gate was a fairly large area of tiled ground, scattered with desert sand. The sole feature of the tiled area was a gazebo, providing shade for adventurers to wait in.

It was around an hour after they arrived that Phoebe came back through the gates she had entered alone. She had another person with her as she exited, plus a trio of wagons running behind.

These wagons were the non-magical, heidel-drawn variety, and were longer, wider and definitely heavier than other wagons Jason had seen. They were all constructed from sturdy metal, to the point of looking like old-timey train cars. Each wagon took eight heidels just to move at a crawl. The narrow wheels looked like the exact wrong thing to take onto sand, and the wagons seemed generally useless for desert travel. They stopped in the middle of the tiled expanse and the adventurers left the gazebo for a closer look.

“You’re going to like this,” Humphrey said to Jason.

Each of the wagons had two people on it, who got off and moved around behind them. The back of the wagons folded down into a ramp, down each of which slid a vehicle. They looked a lot like the airboat Jason had ridden on with Clive, and Jason’s face lit up with glee.

“Some kind of sand boat?” he asked.

“We call them sand skimmers,” Humphrey said. “They operate on magic, obviously, so they have to be wagoned out of the farm before charging them up.”

“Don’t want any loose magic in your spirit coin farm?” Jason guessed.

“Exactly,” Humphrey said.

As they drew closer, the people unloading the wagons paused to greet ‘Young Master Humphrey.’ Jason opened his mouth to start off about disproportionate class systems, then stopped himself, shaking his head in self-recrimination.

“What is it?” Humphrey asked him.

“It’s nothing.”

“Really?” Humphrey asked. “Since when do you hold back an opinion?”

“Humphrey, opening my mouth wide enough to fit my foot in it already cost us a healer. It’s past time I learned to keep it shut.”

“It wouldn’t be you if you didn’t go into a rant about something,” Humphrey said. “Just let it out.”

Jason looked at Humphrey, warily.

“Look,” Jason said. “It’s just that you were born as the employer of these people, and they were born to work for you.”

“Just so you know,” Humphrey said, “these men earn more money than an iron-rank adventurer.”

“Really?”

“They work in a giant money workshop,” Humphrey said. “That makes loyalty important. Also, they have to work in the middle of the desert, which deserves fair compensation.”

“Do they live out here?”