Chapters (232)
- He Who Fights With Monsters
- ALSO IN SERIES
- 1. Strange Business
- Strange Business
- 2. Of Course Magic is a Thing
- Of Course Magic is a Thing
- 3. Local Cuisine
- Local Cuisine
- 4. Cannibals and Spelunking
- Cannibals and Spelunking
- 5. Wizard
- Wizard
- 6. Potent Potable
- Potent Potable
- 7. Spoils
- Spoils
- 8. Dark Magic
- Dark Magic
- 9. Escape
- Escape
- 10. The Evil Pit of Evil
- The Evil Pit of Evil
- 11. Dashing Heroics
- Dashing Heroics
- 12. Sanguine Horror
- Sanguine Horror
- 13. This is the Part Where We Step Back
- This is the Part Where We Step Back
- 14. Worlds Apart
- Worlds Apart
- 15. Outworlder
- Outworlder
- 16. Rescue Party
- Rescue Party
- 17. A Conservative Pillage
- A Conservative Pillage
- 18. One of Us
- One of Us
- 19. I Want a Lava Cannon
- I Want a Lava Cannon
- 20. By the Power of Grayskull
- By the Power of Grayskull
- 21. I Have the Power
- I Have the Power
- 22. Apocalypse Stone
- Apocalypse Stone
- 23. I May have Made a Huge Mistake
- I May have Made a Huge Mistake
- 24. Astral Space
- Astral Space
- 25. Blasphemy is Kind of My Thing
- Blasphemy is Kind of My Thing
- 26. Waterfall
- Waterfall
- 27. Water, Fall
- Water, Fall
- 28. How Did You All Fit In There?
- How Did You All Fit In There?
- 29. That’s What Adventurers Do
- That’s What Adventurers Do
- 30. Closing the Door Too Hard
- Closing the Door Too Hard
- 31. Taming the Beast
- Taming the Beast
- 32. Monster Hunting For Beginners
- Monster Hunting For Beginners
- 33. Mistrun River
- Mistrun River
- 34. Waving the Flag For Secular Morality
- Waving the Flag For Secular Morality
- 35. Greenstone
- Greenstone
- 36. The Island
- The Island
- 37. A Good Adventurer and a Great One
- A Good Adventurer and a Great One
- 38. Just Another Adventurer
- Just Another Adventurer
- 39. Training
- Training
- 40. Eyebeams and the Ethics of Adventuring
- Eyebeams and the Ethics of Adventuring
- 41. Vulnerable and Exposed
- Vulnerable and Exposed
- 42. This is the Pits
- This is the Pits
- 43. Nightingale
- Nightingale
- 44. Complimentary Ointment
- Complimentary Ointment
- 45. So Much For Atheism
- So Much For Atheism
- 46. Blatant Manipulation
- Blatant Manipulation
- 47. Mirage Chamber
- Mirage Chamber
- 48. An Endless, Inescapable Nightmare
- An Endless, Inescapable Nightmare
- 49. A Voice From Home
- A Voice From Home
- 50. The Full Keanu
- The Full Keanu
- 51. Song of the Nightingale
- Song of the Nightingale
- 52. Pain
- Pain
- 53. Nightlife
- Nightlife
- 54. Field Assessment
- Field Assessment
- 55. Rune Tortoise
- Rune Tortoise
- 56. Gary’s Gift
- Gary’s Gift
- 57. Rainbow Smoke
- Rainbow Smoke
- 58. A Man of Malevolent Intellect
- A Man of Malevolent Intellect
- 59. Falling Short
- Falling Short
- 60. Making Music
- Making Music
- 61. Trade Hall
- Trade Hall
- 62. Have Some Damn Adventures
- Have Some Damn Adventures
- 63. Sunk-Cost Fallacy
- Sunk-Cost Fallacy
- 64. Take My Wife, Please
- Take My Wife, Please
- 65. Curious Urges
- Curious Urges
- 66. A Stronger Weapon Than the One in Your Hand
- A Stronger Weapon Than the One in Your Hand
- 67. This is What it Means to Fight Me
- This is What it Means to Fight Me
- 68. Good News For Clive
- Good News For Clive
- 69. Dumpling Soup
- Dumpling Soup
- 70. Rewards
- Rewards
- 71. A Bit of Poo
- A Bit of Poo
- 72. Rat Race
- Rat Race
- 73. A Grim Sword to Live By
- A Grim Sword to Live By
- 74. Doing Better
- Doing Better
- 75. Progress
- Progress
- 76. Preparations
- Preparations
- 77. Group Cohesion
- Group Cohesion
- 78. Jason Has the Good Biscuits
- Jason Has the Good Biscuits
- 79. Sand Everywhere
- Sand Everywhere
- 80. It’s Not Work if You Love What You Do
- It’s Not Work if You Love What You Do
- 81. Crazy Desperation Move
- Crazy Desperation Move
- 82. Choices
- Choices
- 83. It Makes No Difference to the Ant
- It Makes No Difference to the Ant
- 84. Injury & Death
- Injury & Death
- 85. Because I’m an Adventurer
- Because I’m an Adventurer
- 86. Some Kind of Secret
- Some Kind of Secret
- 87. Can’t Lose
- Can’t Lose
- 88. The Nature of Absolution
- The Nature of Absolution
- 89. Anti-Pirate Operations
- Anti-Pirate Operations
- 90. The Path to Bronze
- The Path to Bronze
- 91. Life & Death
- Life & Death
- 92. Unusual Contract
- Unusual Contract
- 93. Truth
- Truth
- 94. Consequences
- Consequences
- 95. Punishment
- Punishment
- 96. You Don’t Get a Third
- You Don’t Get a Third
- 97. Integrity is Sexy
- Integrity is Sexy
- 98. The Point of Money and Power
- The Point of Money and Power
- 99. Someone Else’s Game
- Someone Else’s Game
- 100. Legwork
- Legwork
- 101. Fantasy World Goodness
- Fantasy World Goodness
- 102. You Fight Like Me
- You Fight Like Me
- 103. Silver Hair
- Silver Hair
- 104. An Outcome That Satisfies
- An Outcome That Satisfies
- 105. You Aren’t in Control of What Happens Next
- You Aren’t in Control of What Happens Next
- 106. Something Shady
- Something Shady
- 107. All the Good People We Can Get
- All the Good People We Can Get
- 108. You Don’t Have the Strength
- You Don’t Have the Strength
- 109. The Tyranny of Rank
- The Tyranny of Rank
- 110. Help Arrives
- Help Arrives
- 111. Strange Star
- Strange Star
- 112. The Accumulation of a Life
- The Accumulation of a Life
- 113. You Need to Work on Making Enemies
- You Need to Work on Making Enemies
- FROM THE PUBLISHER
- ALSO IN SERIES
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He doubted creatures made of sand would be using any afflictions, and his own would certainly not affect them. For that reason, he drew the sword Gary had made for him instead of his dagger. By the time it cleared the scabbard, Humphrey was already in motion beside him.
Dragon scale armour shimmered into existence around Humphrey as an enormous, wing-shaped sword appeared in his hand. He swept it in a wide arc at the three elementals closest to himself and Jason. They exploded as the sword hit them, showering Humphrey and Jason in sand as the sword didn’t even slow down.
“You good?” Humphrey asked Jason.
Jason’s starlight cloak manifested around him.
“Do your thing, mate.”
Humphrey nodded as dragon wings appeared on his back. They launched him into the air, beating to hold him aloft as he surveilled the team. Phoebe was fine, blasting huge chunks off elementals with explosive palm strikes. Gabrielle had conjured a huge iron staff that was twirling around her like she was putting on a show. Any elemental foolish enough to get close was torn apart by its powerful momentum.
Two of the other adventurers were holding their own, back-to-back against the elementals, while the last was alone and already struggling. Humphrey didn’t know him before they teamed up, but seeing he was an elf, the man was almost certainly a spell caster. Close combat was likely to be the man’s least-favourable circumstance, so Humphrey dived in immediately.
Humphrey’s wings pushed up hard, sending him plunging into a dive bomb special attack. Hurtling out of the sky, his feet smashed apart an elemental as he passed through it to land, the wings on his back vanishing as his sword lashed out.
The might essence was one of the most common essences to be found, yet also one of the most highly regarded. Even someone as privileged as Humphrey, who had his pick of essences, had chosen to use it. It was a simple essence, with simple abilities. Mighty strength, for example, was exactly what the name suggested. As the most common ability of the most popular common essence, it was the single most common essence ability in the entire world.
No one needed to have explained what made the might essence so popular, but anyone would think Humphrey was going out of his way to demonstrate. He swung his enormous sword with power and precision, as if it weighed almost nothing. Every elemental it touched blew up like a car in an eighties action movie, showering the area with sand.
After clearing some space, Humphrey spared a glance for the beleaguered elf, who looked at him with gratitude.
“Keep them off me and I can take a bunch of them out,” the elf told him.
“Do what you need to do,” Humphrey said. “I’ve got you.”
In the meantime, Jason was dealing with elementals of his own. He lashed out with his sword, to minimal effect.