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Chapters (232)
  1. He Who Fights With Monsters
  2. ALSO IN SERIES
  3. 1. Strange Business
  4. Strange Business
  5. 2. Of Course Magic is a Thing
  6. Of Course Magic is a Thing
  7. 3. Local Cuisine
  8. Local Cuisine
  9. 4. Cannibals and Spelunking
  10. Cannibals and Spelunking
  11. 5. Wizard
  12. Wizard
  13. 6. Potent Potable
  14. Potent Potable
  15. 7. Spoils
  16. Spoils
  17. 8. Dark Magic
  18. Dark Magic
  19. 9. Escape
  20. Escape
  21. 10. The Evil Pit of Evil
  22. The Evil Pit of Evil
  23. 11. Dashing Heroics
  24. Dashing Heroics
  25. 12. Sanguine Horror
  26. Sanguine Horror
  27. 13. This is the Part Where We Step Back
  28. This is the Part Where We Step Back
  29. 14. Worlds Apart
  30. Worlds Apart
  31. 15. Outworlder
  32. Outworlder
  33. 16. Rescue Party
  34. Rescue Party
  35. 17. A Conservative Pillage
  36. A Conservative Pillage
  37. 18. One of Us
  38. One of Us
  39. 19. I Want a Lava Cannon
  40. I Want a Lava Cannon
  41. 20. By the Power of Grayskull
  42. By the Power of Grayskull
  43. 21. I Have the Power
  44. I Have the Power
  45. 22. Apocalypse Stone
  46. Apocalypse Stone
  47. 23. I May have Made a Huge Mistake
  48. I May have Made a Huge Mistake
  49. 24. Astral Space
  50. Astral Space
  51. 25. Blasphemy is Kind of My Thing
  52. Blasphemy is Kind of My Thing
  53. 26. Waterfall
  54. Waterfall
  55. 27. Water, Fall
  56. Water, Fall
  57. 28. How Did You All Fit In There?
  58. How Did You All Fit In There?
  59. 29. That’s What Adventurers Do
  60. That’s What Adventurers Do
  61. 30. Closing the Door Too Hard
  62. Closing the Door Too Hard
  63. 31. Taming the Beast
  64. Taming the Beast
  65. 32. Monster Hunting For Beginners
  66. Monster Hunting For Beginners
  67. 33. Mistrun River
  68. Mistrun River
  69. 34. Waving the Flag For Secular Morality
  70. Waving the Flag For Secular Morality
  71. 35. Greenstone
  72. Greenstone
  73. 36. The Island
  74. The Island
  75. 37. A Good Adventurer and a Great One
  76. A Good Adventurer and a Great One
  77. 38. Just Another Adventurer
  78. Just Another Adventurer
  79. 39. Training
  80. Training
  81. 40. Eyebeams and the Ethics of Adventuring
  82. Eyebeams and the Ethics of Adventuring
  83. 41. Vulnerable and Exposed
  84. Vulnerable and Exposed
  85. 42. This is the Pits
  86. This is the Pits
  87. 43. Nightingale
  88. Nightingale
  89. 44. Complimentary Ointment
  90. Complimentary Ointment
  91. 45. So Much For Atheism
  92. So Much For Atheism
  93. 46. Blatant Manipulation
  94. Blatant Manipulation
  95. 47. Mirage Chamber
  96. Mirage Chamber
  97. 48. An Endless, Inescapable Nightmare
  98. An Endless, Inescapable Nightmare
  99. 49. A Voice From Home
  100. A Voice From Home
  101. 50. The Full Keanu
  102. The Full Keanu
  103. 51. Song of the Nightingale
  104. Song of the Nightingale
  105. 52. Pain
  106. Pain
  107. 53. Nightlife
  108. Nightlife
  109. 54. Field Assessment
  110. Field Assessment
  111. 55. Rune Tortoise
  112. Rune Tortoise
  113. 56. Gary’s Gift
  114. Gary’s Gift
  115. 57. Rainbow Smoke
  116. Rainbow Smoke
  117. 58. A Man of Malevolent Intellect
  118. A Man of Malevolent Intellect
  119. 59. Falling Short
  120. Falling Short
  121. 60. Making Music
  122. Making Music
  123. 61. Trade Hall
  124. Trade Hall
  125. 62. Have Some Damn Adventures
  126. Have Some Damn Adventures
  127. 63. Sunk-Cost Fallacy
  128. Sunk-Cost Fallacy
  129. 64. Take My Wife, Please
  130. Take My Wife, Please
  131. 65. Curious Urges
  132. Curious Urges
  133. 66. A Stronger Weapon Than the One in Your Hand
  134. A Stronger Weapon Than the One in Your Hand
  135. 67. This is What it Means to Fight Me
  136. This is What it Means to Fight Me
  137. 68. Good News For Clive
  138. Good News For Clive
  139. 69. Dumpling Soup
  140. Dumpling Soup
  141. 70. Rewards
  142. Rewards
  143. 71. A Bit of Poo
  144. A Bit of Poo
  145. 72. Rat Race
  146. Rat Race
  147. 73. A Grim Sword to Live By
  148. A Grim Sword to Live By
  149. 74. Doing Better
  150. Doing Better
  151. 75. Progress
  152. Progress
  153. 76. Preparations
  154. Preparations
  155. 77. Group Cohesion
  156. Group Cohesion
  157. 78. Jason Has the Good Biscuits
  158. Jason Has the Good Biscuits
  159. 79. Sand Everywhere
  160. Sand Everywhere
  161. 80. It’s Not Work if You Love What You Do
  162. It’s Not Work if You Love What You Do
  163. 81. Crazy Desperation Move
  164. Crazy Desperation Move
  165. 82. Choices
  166. Choices
  167. 83. It Makes No Difference to the Ant
  168. It Makes No Difference to the Ant
  169. 84. Injury & Death
  170. Injury & Death
  171. 85. Because I’m an Adventurer
  172. Because I’m an Adventurer
  173. 86. Some Kind of Secret
  174. Some Kind of Secret
  175. 87. Can’t Lose
  176. Can’t Lose
  177. 88. The Nature of Absolution
  178. The Nature of Absolution
  179. 89. Anti-Pirate Operations
  180. Anti-Pirate Operations
  181. 90. The Path to Bronze
  182. The Path to Bronze
  183. 91. Life & Death
  184. Life & Death
  185. 92. Unusual Contract
  186. Unusual Contract
  187. 93. Truth
  188. Truth
  189. 94. Consequences
  190. Consequences
  191. 95. Punishment
  192. Punishment
  193. 96. You Don’t Get a Third
  194. You Don’t Get a Third
  195. 97. Integrity is Sexy
  196. Integrity is Sexy
  197. 98. The Point of Money and Power
  198. The Point of Money and Power
  199. 99. Someone Else’s Game
  200. Someone Else’s Game
  201. 100. Legwork
  202. Legwork
  203. 101. Fantasy World Goodness
  204. Fantasy World Goodness
  205. 102. You Fight Like Me
  206. You Fight Like Me
  207. 103. Silver Hair
  208. Silver Hair
  209. 104. An Outcome That Satisfies
  210. An Outcome That Satisfies
  211. 105. You Aren’t in Control of What Happens Next
  212. You Aren’t in Control of What Happens Next
  213. 106. Something Shady
  214. Something Shady
  215. 107. All the Good People We Can Get
  216. All the Good People We Can Get
  217. 108. You Don’t Have the Strength
  218. You Don’t Have the Strength
  219. 109. The Tyranny of Rank
  220. The Tyranny of Rank
  221. 110. Help Arrives
  222. Help Arrives
  223. 111. Strange Star
  224. Strange Star
  225. 112. The Accumulation of a Life
  226. The Accumulation of a Life
  227. 113. You Need to Work on Making Enemies
  228. You Need to Work on Making Enemies
  229. FROM THE PUBLISHER
  230. ALSO IN SERIES
  231. LitRPG
  232. LitRPG

“Dink,” the doubter spoke up again. “If he was as weak as you said, I think he’d be more scared.”

“You should listen to your friend, Dink,” Jason said.

“I know all about you, Asano,” Dink said. “That Geller lady set up a fight so you could beat all her fancy trainees, teach them a lesson or some crap. But the whole thing was rigged, and really you’re weak. But since you beat those Gellers, people don’t know that yet. Someone is gonna make a reputation kicking the crap out of you, and it’s gonna be us.”

Jason let out a weary sigh.

“Alright, gentlemen,” he said. “Do you want to do this with powers, or without? I suggest without because at least you get to limp away after you wake up. I don't think the Adventure Society will like it if I kill you all. To be honest, though Dink, the more you talk, the more it seems worth the trouble.”

“You think you can bluff your way out?” Dink asked. “I don’t need powers to beat you.”

“Just that stick, then,” Jason said.

“I’m going to shove this thing down your throat,” Dink said, waving his club. He charged at Jason, then found himself on the ground, unsure of how he got there. Jason was standing above him, holding his club.

“You get that one, Dink,” Jason said. “Come at me again and you pay in screams.”

Dink scrambled to his feet, lunging at Jason immediately. Jason rapped him on the head with his own club, arresting his momentum. Jason tossed aside the club and grabbed Dink's arm, yanking him off balance. The first scream came as Jason tried to bend Dink's elbow the wrong way, the second when he did the same with the knee. The screams stopped as knuckles crushed Dink's throat, then he lost consciousness shortly after seeing a knee coming at his face.

Jason let Dink fall to the ground, looking over at the others all clustered together.

“I have a contract to get to,” Jason said. “Either all of you get over here and fight, or take this idiot and go.”

The doubter dropped his club to the ground, the others doing the same. Jason shook his head.

“How did you idiots collect fifteen essences between you?” Jason asked. He’d heard Rufus and others say the local adventurer standard was low, but he hadn’t really seen it. Most of the iron-rank adventurers he’d seen were Gellers.

“You’d best get this idiot a potion,” Jason said, prodding Dink with his foot. “Oh, and where can I find a tavern called the Townhouse?”

* * *

The Townhouse, as it turned out, was the largest building in Cavendish. Once the city residence of the Cavendish family, that time was long past. It had been an inn and tavern for almost two hundred years. Entering through the large doors, Jason arrived in what was a surprisingly well-appointed bar room.