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Chapters (232)
  1. He Who Fights With Monsters
  2. ALSO IN SERIES
  3. 1. Strange Business
  4. Strange Business
  5. 2. Of Course Magic is a Thing
  6. Of Course Magic is a Thing
  7. 3. Local Cuisine
  8. Local Cuisine
  9. 4. Cannibals and Spelunking
  10. Cannibals and Spelunking
  11. 5. Wizard
  12. Wizard
  13. 6. Potent Potable
  14. Potent Potable
  15. 7. Spoils
  16. Spoils
  17. 8. Dark Magic
  18. Dark Magic
  19. 9. Escape
  20. Escape
  21. 10. The Evil Pit of Evil
  22. The Evil Pit of Evil
  23. 11. Dashing Heroics
  24. Dashing Heroics
  25. 12. Sanguine Horror
  26. Sanguine Horror
  27. 13. This is the Part Where We Step Back
  28. This is the Part Where We Step Back
  29. 14. Worlds Apart
  30. Worlds Apart
  31. 15. Outworlder
  32. Outworlder
  33. 16. Rescue Party
  34. Rescue Party
  35. 17. A Conservative Pillage
  36. A Conservative Pillage
  37. 18. One of Us
  38. One of Us
  39. 19. I Want a Lava Cannon
  40. I Want a Lava Cannon
  41. 20. By the Power of Grayskull
  42. By the Power of Grayskull
  43. 21. I Have the Power
  44. I Have the Power
  45. 22. Apocalypse Stone
  46. Apocalypse Stone
  47. 23. I May have Made a Huge Mistake
  48. I May have Made a Huge Mistake
  49. 24. Astral Space
  50. Astral Space
  51. 25. Blasphemy is Kind of My Thing
  52. Blasphemy is Kind of My Thing
  53. 26. Waterfall
  54. Waterfall
  55. 27. Water, Fall
  56. Water, Fall
  57. 28. How Did You All Fit In There?
  58. How Did You All Fit In There?
  59. 29. That’s What Adventurers Do
  60. That’s What Adventurers Do
  61. 30. Closing the Door Too Hard
  62. Closing the Door Too Hard
  63. 31. Taming the Beast
  64. Taming the Beast
  65. 32. Monster Hunting For Beginners
  66. Monster Hunting For Beginners
  67. 33. Mistrun River
  68. Mistrun River
  69. 34. Waving the Flag For Secular Morality
  70. Waving the Flag For Secular Morality
  71. 35. Greenstone
  72. Greenstone
  73. 36. The Island
  74. The Island
  75. 37. A Good Adventurer and a Great One
  76. A Good Adventurer and a Great One
  77. 38. Just Another Adventurer
  78. Just Another Adventurer
  79. 39. Training
  80. Training
  81. 40. Eyebeams and the Ethics of Adventuring
  82. Eyebeams and the Ethics of Adventuring
  83. 41. Vulnerable and Exposed
  84. Vulnerable and Exposed
  85. 42. This is the Pits
  86. This is the Pits
  87. 43. Nightingale
  88. Nightingale
  89. 44. Complimentary Ointment
  90. Complimentary Ointment
  91. 45. So Much For Atheism
  92. So Much For Atheism
  93. 46. Blatant Manipulation
  94. Blatant Manipulation
  95. 47. Mirage Chamber
  96. Mirage Chamber
  97. 48. An Endless, Inescapable Nightmare
  98. An Endless, Inescapable Nightmare
  99. 49. A Voice From Home
  100. A Voice From Home
  101. 50. The Full Keanu
  102. The Full Keanu
  103. 51. Song of the Nightingale
  104. Song of the Nightingale
  105. 52. Pain
  106. Pain
  107. 53. Nightlife
  108. Nightlife
  109. 54. Field Assessment
  110. Field Assessment
  111. 55. Rune Tortoise
  112. Rune Tortoise
  113. 56. Gary’s Gift
  114. Gary’s Gift
  115. 57. Rainbow Smoke
  116. Rainbow Smoke
  117. 58. A Man of Malevolent Intellect
  118. A Man of Malevolent Intellect
  119. 59. Falling Short
  120. Falling Short
  121. 60. Making Music
  122. Making Music
  123. 61. Trade Hall
  124. Trade Hall
  125. 62. Have Some Damn Adventures
  126. Have Some Damn Adventures
  127. 63. Sunk-Cost Fallacy
  128. Sunk-Cost Fallacy
  129. 64. Take My Wife, Please
  130. Take My Wife, Please
  131. 65. Curious Urges
  132. Curious Urges
  133. 66. A Stronger Weapon Than the One in Your Hand
  134. A Stronger Weapon Than the One in Your Hand
  135. 67. This is What it Means to Fight Me
  136. This is What it Means to Fight Me
  137. 68. Good News For Clive
  138. Good News For Clive
  139. 69. Dumpling Soup
  140. Dumpling Soup
  141. 70. Rewards
  142. Rewards
  143. 71. A Bit of Poo
  144. A Bit of Poo
  145. 72. Rat Race
  146. Rat Race
  147. 73. A Grim Sword to Live By
  148. A Grim Sword to Live By
  149. 74. Doing Better
  150. Doing Better
  151. 75. Progress
  152. Progress
  153. 76. Preparations
  154. Preparations
  155. 77. Group Cohesion
  156. Group Cohesion
  157. 78. Jason Has the Good Biscuits
  158. Jason Has the Good Biscuits
  159. 79. Sand Everywhere
  160. Sand Everywhere
  161. 80. It’s Not Work if You Love What You Do
  162. It’s Not Work if You Love What You Do
  163. 81. Crazy Desperation Move
  164. Crazy Desperation Move
  165. 82. Choices
  166. Choices
  167. 83. It Makes No Difference to the Ant
  168. It Makes No Difference to the Ant
  169. 84. Injury & Death
  170. Injury & Death
  171. 85. Because I’m an Adventurer
  172. Because I’m an Adventurer
  173. 86. Some Kind of Secret
  174. Some Kind of Secret
  175. 87. Can’t Lose
  176. Can’t Lose
  177. 88. The Nature of Absolution
  178. The Nature of Absolution
  179. 89. Anti-Pirate Operations
  180. Anti-Pirate Operations
  181. 90. The Path to Bronze
  182. The Path to Bronze
  183. 91. Life & Death
  184. Life & Death
  185. 92. Unusual Contract
  186. Unusual Contract
  187. 93. Truth
  188. Truth
  189. 94. Consequences
  190. Consequences
  191. 95. Punishment
  192. Punishment
  193. 96. You Don’t Get a Third
  194. You Don’t Get a Third
  195. 97. Integrity is Sexy
  196. Integrity is Sexy
  197. 98. The Point of Money and Power
  198. The Point of Money and Power
  199. 99. Someone Else’s Game
  200. Someone Else’s Game
  201. 100. Legwork
  202. Legwork
  203. 101. Fantasy World Goodness
  204. Fantasy World Goodness
  205. 102. You Fight Like Me
  206. You Fight Like Me
  207. 103. Silver Hair
  208. Silver Hair
  209. 104. An Outcome That Satisfies
  210. An Outcome That Satisfies
  211. 105. You Aren’t in Control of What Happens Next
  212. You Aren’t in Control of What Happens Next
  213. 106. Something Shady
  214. Something Shady
  215. 107. All the Good People We Can Get
  216. All the Good People We Can Get
  217. 108. You Don’t Have the Strength
  218. You Don’t Have the Strength
  219. 109. The Tyranny of Rank
  220. The Tyranny of Rank
  221. 110. Help Arrives
  222. Help Arrives
  223. 111. Strange Star
  224. Strange Star
  225. 112. The Accumulation of a Life
  226. The Accumulation of a Life
  227. 113. You Need to Work on Making Enemies
  228. You Need to Work on Making Enemies
  229. FROM THE PUBLISHER
  230. ALSO IN SERIES
  231. LitRPG
  232. LitRPG

Staying close the little girl and shielding her with his body, Humphrey awaited the monsters. As they arrived, he swung his huge sword. Jason was startled at the ease and expertise with which he wielded the massive weapon. It was clearly heavy, but his footwork seamlessly shifted to manage the weight and momentum. Each blow was the end of a monster, but he couldn’t take down all six quickly enough. Two of the nimble monsters skipped around Humphrey as he dealt with the others. By the time he fought past them, Ellie’s corpse was being pulled apart in a tug-of-war between two monsters.

Even watching from a distance, Jason felt viscerally sick at the sight. Rufus tapped a rune, causing the monsters and the child to vanish. Humphrey looked at the now-empty ground in horror, the huge sword falling from his hands and vanishing.

Danielle reached over the console and tapped the rune to close communication with Humphrey.

“Are you trying to traumatise my son?” she asked Rufus, her tone a clear warning. His answer had best be a good one.

Rufus calmly turned to face her as she stepped forwards to confront him.

“Yes,” Rufus said. “I am trying to traumatise your son. During the field assessment, I could see clearly the training he had been through. His skills are exceptional, but it was equally evident you have coddled him to the point of a critical deficiency. The reason I failed him isn't that he lacks the ability. It's that he doesn't understand the duty of being an adventurer. You taught him to handle killing, but not how to handle failure. He hesitates in critical moments because you've taught him to be too perfect.”

Jason watched Humphrey’s forlorn figure through the glass. He agreed with Humphrey’s mother that Rufus’s training was essentially emotional abuse, and thought his speech sounded suspiciously like a pot critiquing a kettle. From what he could tell, Rufus and Humphrey had similar upbringings. He wondered if Rufus had been through the same exercise himself.

“He'll stop to look for the optimal path when what he needs to do is act,” Rufus continued. “If you want Humphrey to act quickly and decisively, he needs to understand the price of not doing so. I can let that slide with the other adventures in this city, but you wanted him to meet my standards. These are my standards.”

Danielle was a head shorter than Rufus, but she got right up into his space, tilting her head back to glare at him.

“Is this how you treat people in your famous academy?”

“Yes. It is.”

Rufus turned back to the control table and reopened communication.

“Get ready, Humphrey,” Rufus said. “We’re going again.”

Jason watched Danielle, seeing she was on the edge of stepping in to stop it. In the end, she took a step back. Inside the dome, a small boy appeared next to Humphrey.