Chapters (232)
- He Who Fights With Monsters
- ALSO IN SERIES
- 1. Strange Business
- Strange Business
- 2. Of Course Magic is a Thing
- Of Course Magic is a Thing
- 3. Local Cuisine
- Local Cuisine
- 4. Cannibals and Spelunking
- Cannibals and Spelunking
- 5. Wizard
- Wizard
- 6. Potent Potable
- Potent Potable
- 7. Spoils
- Spoils
- 8. Dark Magic
- Dark Magic
- 9. Escape
- Escape
- 10. The Evil Pit of Evil
- The Evil Pit of Evil
- 11. Dashing Heroics
- Dashing Heroics
- 12. Sanguine Horror
- Sanguine Horror
- 13. This is the Part Where We Step Back
- This is the Part Where We Step Back
- 14. Worlds Apart
- Worlds Apart
- 15. Outworlder
- Outworlder
- 16. Rescue Party
- Rescue Party
- 17. A Conservative Pillage
- A Conservative Pillage
- 18. One of Us
- One of Us
- 19. I Want a Lava Cannon
- I Want a Lava Cannon
- 20. By the Power of Grayskull
- By the Power of Grayskull
- 21. I Have the Power
- I Have the Power
- 22. Apocalypse Stone
- Apocalypse Stone
- 23. I May have Made a Huge Mistake
- I May have Made a Huge Mistake
- 24. Astral Space
- Astral Space
- 25. Blasphemy is Kind of My Thing
- Blasphemy is Kind of My Thing
- 26. Waterfall
- Waterfall
- 27. Water, Fall
- Water, Fall
- 28. How Did You All Fit In There?
- How Did You All Fit In There?
- 29. That’s What Adventurers Do
- That’s What Adventurers Do
- 30. Closing the Door Too Hard
- Closing the Door Too Hard
- 31. Taming the Beast
- Taming the Beast
- 32. Monster Hunting For Beginners
- Monster Hunting For Beginners
- 33. Mistrun River
- Mistrun River
- 34. Waving the Flag For Secular Morality
- Waving the Flag For Secular Morality
- 35. Greenstone
- Greenstone
- 36. The Island
- The Island
- 37. A Good Adventurer and a Great One
- A Good Adventurer and a Great One
- 38. Just Another Adventurer
- Just Another Adventurer
- 39. Training
- Training
- 40. Eyebeams and the Ethics of Adventuring
- Eyebeams and the Ethics of Adventuring
- 41. Vulnerable and Exposed
- Vulnerable and Exposed
- 42. This is the Pits
- This is the Pits
- 43. Nightingale
- Nightingale
- 44. Complimentary Ointment
- Complimentary Ointment
- 45. So Much For Atheism
- So Much For Atheism
- 46. Blatant Manipulation
- Blatant Manipulation
- 47. Mirage Chamber
- Mirage Chamber
- 48. An Endless, Inescapable Nightmare
- An Endless, Inescapable Nightmare
- 49. A Voice From Home
- A Voice From Home
- 50. The Full Keanu
- The Full Keanu
- 51. Song of the Nightingale
- Song of the Nightingale
- 52. Pain
- Pain
- 53. Nightlife
- Nightlife
- 54. Field Assessment
- Field Assessment
- 55. Rune Tortoise
- Rune Tortoise
- 56. Gary’s Gift
- Gary’s Gift
- 57. Rainbow Smoke
- Rainbow Smoke
- 58. A Man of Malevolent Intellect
- A Man of Malevolent Intellect
- 59. Falling Short
- Falling Short
- 60. Making Music
- Making Music
- 61. Trade Hall
- Trade Hall
- 62. Have Some Damn Adventures
- Have Some Damn Adventures
- 63. Sunk-Cost Fallacy
- Sunk-Cost Fallacy
- 64. Take My Wife, Please
- Take My Wife, Please
- 65. Curious Urges
- Curious Urges
- 66. A Stronger Weapon Than the One in Your Hand
- A Stronger Weapon Than the One in Your Hand
- 67. This is What it Means to Fight Me
- This is What it Means to Fight Me
- 68. Good News For Clive
- Good News For Clive
- 69. Dumpling Soup
- Dumpling Soup
- 70. Rewards
- Rewards
- 71. A Bit of Poo
- A Bit of Poo
- 72. Rat Race
- Rat Race
- 73. A Grim Sword to Live By
- A Grim Sword to Live By
- 74. Doing Better
- Doing Better
- 75. Progress
- Progress
- 76. Preparations
- Preparations
- 77. Group Cohesion
- Group Cohesion
- 78. Jason Has the Good Biscuits
- Jason Has the Good Biscuits
- 79. Sand Everywhere
- Sand Everywhere
- 80. It’s Not Work if You Love What You Do
- It’s Not Work if You Love What You Do
- 81. Crazy Desperation Move
- Crazy Desperation Move
- 82. Choices
- Choices
- 83. It Makes No Difference to the Ant
- It Makes No Difference to the Ant
- 84. Injury & Death
- Injury & Death
- 85. Because I’m an Adventurer
- Because I’m an Adventurer
- 86. Some Kind of Secret
- Some Kind of Secret
- 87. Can’t Lose
- Can’t Lose
- 88. The Nature of Absolution
- The Nature of Absolution
- 89. Anti-Pirate Operations
- Anti-Pirate Operations
- 90. The Path to Bronze
- The Path to Bronze
- 91. Life & Death
- Life & Death
- 92. Unusual Contract
- Unusual Contract
- 93. Truth
- Truth
- 94. Consequences
- Consequences
- 95. Punishment
- Punishment
- 96. You Don’t Get a Third
- You Don’t Get a Third
- 97. Integrity is Sexy
- Integrity is Sexy
- 98. The Point of Money and Power
- The Point of Money and Power
- 99. Someone Else’s Game
- Someone Else’s Game
- 100. Legwork
- Legwork
- 101. Fantasy World Goodness
- Fantasy World Goodness
- 102. You Fight Like Me
- You Fight Like Me
- 103. Silver Hair
- Silver Hair
- 104. An Outcome That Satisfies
- An Outcome That Satisfies
- 105. You Aren’t in Control of What Happens Next
- You Aren’t in Control of What Happens Next
- 106. Something Shady
- Something Shady
- 107. All the Good People We Can Get
- All the Good People We Can Get
- 108. You Don’t Have the Strength
- You Don’t Have the Strength
- 109. The Tyranny of Rank
- The Tyranny of Rank
- 110. Help Arrives
- Help Arrives
- 111. Strange Star
- Strange Star
- 112. The Accumulation of a Life
- The Accumulation of a Life
- 113. You Need to Work on Making Enemies
- You Need to Work on Making Enemies
- FROM THE PUBLISHER
- ALSO IN SERIES
- LitRPG
- LitRPG
Almost everywhere in the park district was open to anyone on the Island. The only private space was the walled-off residence of the city’s ruler, the Duke of Greenstone. Jason and Farrah picked out a pleasant spot for their afternoon training. Farrah had suggested a more tranquil environment for meditation than Jory’s back yard.
“I still need to go in to the clinic, though,” Jason said. “I promised I’d come in again this afternoon.”
“You realise that once you’re an adventurer you won’t have as much time for that,” Farrah said.
“I know,” Jason acknowledged, “but I’d like to make time, where I can. The idea is to help people, right? Killing some monster can do that, but so can turning a room full of sick people into a room full of healthy ones.”
“You know,” Farrah said, “maybe there are some things worth holding onto in those values of yours.”
“Good to hear,” Jason said. “Does this mean you’re going to stop trying to make me kill people?”
“We’re not trying to make you kill people,” Farrah said. “We just want to prepare you for the inevitable. You make it sound like we’re drugging random strangers, stashing them in a hidden location, handing you a large axe and locking you up with them, promising not to let you out until one of you is dead.”
“That was weirdly specific and detailed.”
“Shut up and meditate.”
* * *
Underneath the Old City fight pits in the ancient Fortress were a series of hallways and chambers. Fighters and other interested parties used them to prepare for upcoming fights. This included a large number of enforcers to make sure the enthusiasm of would-be participants didn’t suddenly wane before their match.
One such chamber contained two women, one of whom was getting ready to fight. Instead of loose, cool clothes, she wore a form-fitting outfit that mixed protective, treated leather with tough, but flexible fabric. She had one foot up on a stone bench as she wrapped a cloth around her knuckles.
Her skin was chocolate, her hair shining silver. Her sharp eyes reflected the colour of her hair exactly, the matching metallics a giveaway trait of the celestine race. Normally shoulder length, her shimmering hair was tied back in a simple and practical ponytail.
“Do you want me to knot it?” the other woman asked, glancing at the hair.
The fighter shook her head, saying nothing. Her gaze was locked on the wall in front of her as she put herself in the headspace to fight. Her companion looked on with disapproval. She was a human, with short, scraggly hair and cute features. Her mouth pouted as she glanced at the door.
“I can’t believe she’s making you do this,” she said.
“Lindy,” the fighter said, her voice firm. “We knew we wouldn’t like it going in. But without her protection, we’d be in a worse situation than this.”