Back Haunted Honeymoon
Chapters (26)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Prologue
  6. oneLove to Blood You, Baby
  7. twoGood Help Is Fine to Bite
  8. threeOnce Bitten, Twice Snide
  9. fourAn American, a Broad
  10. fiveMy Fair Vampire
  11. sixBite Me, Spank Me,Make Me Bite Your Neck
  12. sevenBlood the One You’re With
  13. eightLove Lies Bleeding
  14. nineDance with the She-Devil
  15. tenIs That a Stake in Your Pocket, orAre You Just Happy to See Me?
  16. elevenCountrycide
  17. twelveHeadshrinkers, Blood Drinkers,Mental Blinkers
  18. thirteenOnce Bitten, Twice Snide
  19. fourteenYou’re No Body Until SomebodyBloods You
  20. fifteenShrinks, Kinks, and Drinks
  21. sixteenZombies and Vamps, Oh, Please
  22. seventeenThis Is Your Brain Unplugged
  23. eighteenDead Reckoning
  24. nineteenFly Me to the Loon
  25. twentyGet Me to the Club on Time
  26. Back Cover

With a puppy in the house, there would be whining. But no matter how much I wheedled, Ian refused to let the dog sleep in our bedroom on our wedding night.

Mrs. K heard us from the kitchen and said, “Pardon, but I’m fond of the little thing and she can stay in her bed in our parlor. I’ll hear her if she’s lonely.”

“Thank you,” I said, and handed her the puppy.

“Good night, Mrs. K.” Ian put his arm around my waist and led me back down the hall.

“I have made one alteration to the house.” He stopped at the staircase. “I’ve had the master suite soundproofed.”

“Excellent. Now Mr. and Mrs. K won’t come running when I make you beg for mercy tonight.”

“That sounds like a challenge,” he said with a wicked grin. “I think it’s time we went to bed, my own girl.”

“Ian?”

“Yes?”

“All this lavishness is fab, but I didn’t marry you for your money or because you have a title.”

“I know exactly what you want from me. It’s in my pants.” With that he hauled me over his shoulder and ran up the stairs while I laughed.

Ian carried me into a sumptuous ivory and moss green bedroom and lay me on the bed. Candles in silver candlesticks flickered their warm light, a bottle of champagne rested in a wine cooler, and there were vases of antique roses in creamy shades.

Ian gazed at me and said, “I thought I might never have you and now that I do, I’ll never let you go.”

“‘Thus though we cannot make our sun stand still, yet we will make him run,’” I quoted. “Kiss me, Ian.”

The next day, we took a flight to the Caribbean, and then we were taken by sloop through azure waters to a tiny green island that had been abandoned by terrified and superstitious tourists over a century before. Ian held the legal title only to protect the true owners, a tribe with a name that could only be sounded with whistles.

Wil and Nettie greeted us at the pier. He was wearing board shorts and a guayabera open on his chest, a white stripe of sunblock on his nose, and sunglasses. “Welcome, welcome, Milagro and Lord Ducharme!”

“Hi, Wil, Nettie,” I said, happy to see that they looked almost healthy.

Wil was about to hug me when Ian said, “Hello, Spiggott. Do keep your hands off my bride at least for the honeymoon. Then you may resume your flirting, but no more.”

Wil looked fondly at his girlfriend. “Yeah, Nettie feels the same way.”

“Hello, Nettie,” Ian said, and took her hand. “I hope your recovery is going well.”