Back Haunted Honeymoon
Chapters (26)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Prologue
  6. oneLove to Blood You, Baby
  7. twoGood Help Is Fine to Bite
  8. threeOnce Bitten, Twice Snide
  9. fourAn American, a Broad
  10. fiveMy Fair Vampire
  11. sixBite Me, Spank Me,Make Me Bite Your Neck
  12. sevenBlood the One You’re With
  13. eightLove Lies Bleeding
  14. nineDance with the She-Devil
  15. tenIs That a Stake in Your Pocket, orAre You Just Happy to See Me?
  16. elevenCountrycide
  17. twelveHeadshrinkers, Blood Drinkers,Mental Blinkers
  18. thirteenOnce Bitten, Twice Snide
  19. fourteenYou’re No Body Until SomebodyBloods You
  20. fifteenShrinks, Kinks, and Drinks
  21. sixteenZombies and Vamps, Oh, Please
  22. seventeenThis Is Your Brain Unplugged
  23. eighteenDead Reckoning
  24. nineteenFly Me to the Loon
  25. twentyGet Me to the Club on Time
  26. Back Cover

The besotted actor pulled Edna away and I saw one more couple I’d brought together, Oswald and Lily. In a slate gray suit that intensified the silver-gray of his clear eyes, he looked like the successful professional he was. Lily was lovely in a shimmery lavender dress and a wrap around her ivory shoulders.

They held hands and came to me. “Best wishes,” Lily said. “I’m so happy for you.”

“Thank you, Lily, and thanks for bringing the roses from the ranch.”

“I’m learning more about them,” she said. “Oh, and I’ve got some questions about planting for late summer blooms.”

“I’ll give you a call and we’ll talk.”

“Maybe you could come up sometime,” she said, and then Oswald glanced at her. “Or we can have a just-girls lunch until things are more settled.”

“That would be fine. I’ll save up my gardening catalogs for you.”

“Great. Excuse me, because I’ve got to try a margarita,” Lily said.

Then she left us, and I was staring at Oswald and remembering so many things.

My former fiancé looked solemn. “I’ve never seen you look so happy and beautiful. You got the wedding you wanted—the club, the music, the food, the dress …”

“This is more my style than a formal wedding. You know that.”

“Yes, but I kept hoping you’d change.”

“Funny, I kept hoping that about me, too. Ian once told me, ‘You’re Milagro de Los Santos, why would you ever want to be anything else?’”

“He was right. Goddamn Ian Ducharme. Before, during, and after, it was always Ian.”

“Why did you try with me, then, Oz?”

“Because you’re so damn hot and I was in love with you. Why did you try with me?”

“Because you’re the perfect partner for a sincere and serious young woman, but I’m not that woman,” I said with an apologetic smile. “I never knew when I met you what my life would be—secret cabals and vampire maniacs, werewolves and incubi, zombies and mad scientists.”

“And amazing sex,” Oswald said, and touched my hand. “We had a wild ride, didn’t we, babe?”

“It was astonishing,” I said. “Thank you, Oswald, for everything—for all the incredible memories.”

“If we could go back in time …”

“But we can’t,” I said.

One side of his mouth went up in the crooked smile that I would always love. “If we could, I would do it all over again, in a heartbeat, because I wouldn’t have missed any of it—I wouldn’t have missed you, Milagro, for anything in the world.”

“Someday, Oz, we’ll be the best of friends.”

“Sure we will, babe.”