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Chapters (26)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Prologue
  6. oneLove to Blood You, Baby
  7. twoGood Help Is Fine to Bite
  8. threeOnce Bitten, Twice Snide
  9. fourAn American, a Broad
  10. fiveMy Fair Vampire
  11. sixBite Me, Spank Me,Make Me Bite Your Neck
  12. sevenBlood the One You’re With
  13. eightLove Lies Bleeding
  14. nineDance with the She-Devil
  15. tenIs That a Stake in Your Pocket, orAre You Just Happy to See Me?
  16. elevenCountrycide
  17. twelveHeadshrinkers, Blood Drinkers,Mental Blinkers
  18. thirteenOnce Bitten, Twice Snide
  19. fourteenYou’re No Body Until SomebodyBloods You
  20. fifteenShrinks, Kinks, and Drinks
  21. sixteenZombies and Vamps, Oh, Please
  22. seventeenThis Is Your Brain Unplugged
  23. eighteenDead Reckoning
  24. nineteenFly Me to the Loon
  25. twentyGet Me to the Club on Time
  26. Back Cover

Mercedes and I looked at each other and I said to her, “Am I doing the right thing?”

“Do you love him?”

“Completely, utterly. From the moment I met him.”

“I’m crazy about him, too, Milagro. He’s got his quirks. What guy doesn’t?” Mercedes glanced fondly at Pepper.

“He’s a righteous dude,” Pepper said, with a nod that sent the tiny metal skull beads on his beard dancing.

I took a breath and smiled. “Okay, Pepper, we’re ready.”

Juanita was at the piano and when her trumpeter played the first pure notes of “At Last,” our guests in the club fell silent. Juanita joined in next, singing, and then the rest of the Rat Dogs began playing.

Mercedes went down the aisle between the small cocktail tables and took her place onstage. I followed, wearing her grandmother’s scarlet satin cocktail dress, ruby drop earrings, and an antique gold and ruby tiara.

As I walked through the crowd, I saw the Grant family, Nancy, Mercedes’s family, the Stitching & Bitching crowd, the bikers, the heiress, the tabloid writer, my masseuse friend, the foxy shapeshifter, and Ian’s family and his other friends. They all smiled at me and I felt so lucky to have them in my life.

And when I arrived by my groom’s side and looked into his dark eyes, I thought, Love, love, love.

Ian, wearing an exquisite black suit and white shirt, smiled his dangerous smile, and my heart was so full, I thought it would burst. When he took my hands, I felt the thrill that no one else gave me, and I knew he felt the same thrill.

The doorman Lenny’s wife, a minister, conducted the brief service. Ian slipped an ancient gold and ruby band on my finger, and it looked exactly right.

The minister said, “I now pronounce you husband and wife,” and Ian kissed me, sending shivers down my back. Everyone clapped and many hooted and hollered and the party started right away, just the way we’d wanted it to.

Champagne corks popped, guests started chattering, and the band began playing. My new father-in-law, compact and distinguished Augustin Ducharme, in tails and a sash with medals, kissed me on both cheeks, saying, “Our son is a lucky man!”

Lala Ducharme looked both chic and matronly in a pink Chanel suit. She held my hands in her small ones and said, “We’ve been waiting for this day ever since Ian told us about you. I know you will be a good wife.”

“I will do my very best.”

Friends handed me off from one to another, kissing me and wishing me well. Nancy said, “You look incredible, and I knew you’d get to wear a tiara. My envy is boundless. You should keep it on for the wedding night. Do you have a title now, too?”

“I’ve always had one. It’s Miracle of the Saints.”