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“Nup. Don’t hafta. At first I figured I’d just set the camera up and let her run, but that wasn’t going to work. Even if the battery would last, the memory wouldn’t. But then I came up with this real smart idea to solve all my problems. Look it here.”
He held up a little circuit board.
“What’s that do?”
“It’s a motion detector.”
This Carl was full of surprises. “Did Dr. Dengrove give you that too?”
“Nup. Got it myself. Took it out of a singin’ fish.”
“I’m sorry,” Jack said, poking a finger in his right ear. “I thought you just said you took it out of a singing fish.”
“That’s right. That’s what I did. Actually, I took it out of the board the fish sits on.”
“You’re losing me.”
“Big Mouth Billy Bass…the singin’ fish. He bends out from the board and sings ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy,’ and some other song I never heard before.”
“Oh, right. I know what you’re talking about.”
Jack had seen one in a store once and couldn’t imagine why anyone would want one. But a clerk had told him he couldn’t keep them in stock.
“Course you do. I bought mine years ago. Was one of the first around here to get one. Hung it by my front door and anytime someone came in it started singin’. Pretty soon everyone in the trailer park had one, but I was first.” He shook his head. “Haven’t used it much lately, though. Got pretty tired of havin’ to listen to those same two songs every time I walked by. So I let the batteries run out. But just the other night I remembered that it had a motion detector inside that set it off every time you passed.” He waved the circuit board. “And here it is.”
“I get it,” Jack said. “You’re going to attach the motion detector to the camera, and when Anya comes out to water, you’ll catch her.”
“That’s the plan. I made sure I popped off the speaker, though.” He chuckled. “Wouldn’t do to have that fish voice start singin’ ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ in the middle of the night, now would it.”
“I guess not. You think this’ll work?”
“Oh, it works. I checked it out at home.”
“You really think you’ll catch her?” Jack didn’t like the idea of Anya getting in trouble.
“Nup. But don’t tell Dr. Dengrove that, and don’t you go tellin’ her I’m doin’ this. I don’t want her mad at me.”
“And you also don’t want her tipped off that she’s being watched.” He nudged Carl with his elbow. “Won’t you feel bad if you get her in trouble?”