Chapters (98)
If you can’t beat him, Jack thought, join him.
“Yeah, okay. Pop me one.”
His father opened the refrigerator door and pulled out an amber bottle. “What’s this?”
“Oh, that’s an Ybor. It’s a Florida brew I discovered.”
His father gave him a hard look. “What did you do? Move in while I was out cold?”
“Well, Anya said you’d want it that way.”
“She did, did she?”
These mood swings between friendly and hostile were getting to be a bit too much. “Look, if you want me to move out—”
“I wouldn’t hear of it.”
He popped the caps off a pair and handed one to Jack. They clinked the bottles.
Jack said, “To letting bygones be bygones?” At least for now.
“Not always as easy as it sounds, but I’ll drink to that.” His father took a sip and then studied the label. “Ybor Gold, ay? I like it.”
Jack took a long pull. “Yeah. But they should have named it Ygor Gold. Then they could have had this sneaky-looking hunchback on the label. Would have been very cool.”
His father stared at him. “Now why on earth would you think of that? Why would anyone think of that? You know, I used to worry that all those monster movies you watched as a kid would warp you. Now I can see they did. I swear they did.”
“Hey, I’ve watched lots of romantic films too, Dad, but they didn’t make me romantic. And I know I must have seen hundreds, maybe a thousand comedies, but they didn’t make me funny. I haven’t committed stand-up yet and, trust me, I’m not the life of the party.”
His father laughed for the first time since he’d come out of the coma. That was a good thing.
8
They hung around the front room for about twenty minutes or so, sipping their brews and making small talk, then his father dozed off in his recliner. At first Jack worried that he’d lapsed back into coma, but he responded when Jack shook his shoulder. He left him sleeping in his chair and went outside.
Through the late afternoon haze he spotted Carl working three houses down. When he saw Jack he hurried toward him across the dry grass. A small garden spade protruded from his right sleeve.
“I heard about your daddy,” he said, flashing a yellow grin. “Real glad he’s okay. That’s pan-o-ramic!”
“Sorry?”
He shrugged. “I just like the word. Anyways, I’m glad he’s back.”
“Thanks, Carl. He’s napping now.”
“Good. Real good. Looks like the list don’t get more pan-o-ramic.”
Wishing he’d never uttered that word, Jack said, “What list?”
“The list of Gateways folks who’ve gone before their time—not that ‘before their time’ means a whole helluva lot round a place like this. Funeral home waiting rooms is what they is.”