Chapters (98)
“Yeah,” Carl said. “Almost like I’m runnin’ a Big Brother show, dontcha think?”
“I suppose.”
Jack had never watched a single episode. His own life was more interesting than any reality-TV show. He couldn’t resist tuning into The Anna Nicole Show now and again, but that couldn’t be classified as reality. At least he hoped not.
“These don’t come cheap,” he said as he lowered the camera and turned it over in his hands. “What’s this Dr. Dengrove doing with it?”
“Ask me, I think he bought it just so’s he can catch Miss Mundy in the act. He don’t seem to be hurtin’ none for bucks, but he’s sure hurtin’ bad for a green lawn.” He snorted a laugh at this little turn of phrase. “Hurtin’ so bad he’s near about crazy.”
“Crazy enough to drop a bundle on a night-vision video camera and hire you to run it?”
Carl grinned. “You betcha.”
Jack shook his head. Some people. “I think Dr. Dengrove should get a life.”
“Mostly I think he eats. You should see the gut and butt on him—real pan-o-ramic.”
“Pano—?”
“You know.” He spread his arms. “Like you told me: wide.”
A panoramic butt…Jack opened his mouth, then shut it again. Let it ride.
“He’s like most of the folks here, I guess. They got too much time on their hands so they worry about all the wrong things. That’s why I liked your daddy so much—”
“Like, Carl. He’s still alive, so you can still like him.”
“Oh, yeah. Right. Well, anyway, he didn’t just sit around and complain. He kept busy. Always seemed to have somethin’ to do, someplace to go.”
“Speaking of going place s…the accident happened out on a swamp road in the dead of night. You have any idea what he was doing out there?”
Jack couldn’t make out Carl’s expression but saw him shake his head.
“Nope. I go home at night and I stay there.”
“Where’s home?”
“Got me a real nice little trailer in a park just south of town. Me and the guy next door share a satellite dish. For bout thirty bucks a month each we got us a zillion channels. No reason to go out. And even if there was, you wouldn’t catch me out in the Glades at night. I told you: It’s angry these days.”
“Right. You did. But you’re out tonight—nice camo suit, by the way.”
“These here are my jammies.”
“They’re you, Carl. So the plan is, you’re going to sit out here all night and wait for Miss Mundy to show?”