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Chapters (42)
  1. Fast Lane
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Dedication
  4. Encouragement
  5. Acknowledgments
  6. The Story
  7. THE 80s
  8. Nicky and Ricky
  9. Tommy Mancosa
  10. Lyla
  11. The Roadmasters
  12. Chicago
  13. The Cabin
  14. The Reunion
  15. Josh and Bobby
  16. Christmas
  17. DuShawn
  18. THE 90s
  19. The Blur
  20. Young and Beautiful
  21. The Tour
  22. Trelane
  23. The Fast Lane
  24. Bobby McGee
  25. Seattle
  26. Portland
  27. Los Angeles
  28. Aftermath
  29. THE AUGHTS
  30. The Bar
  31. Charity Gig
  32. The Boys
  33. China
  34. Jesse
  35. The CD
  36. THEN
  37. The Interim
  38. NOW
  39. The Family
  40. About the Author
  41. Books by Kristen Ashley
  42. Connect with Kristen Ashley

But also, because we could not demand the biggest suite in the hotel if we did.

That, Tom had designated as the party suite.

And each of us got our own suites beyond that.

But Preacher slept in the party suite.

He just moved off to the bedroom with whoever was his chosen one that night, closed the doors on the din, and did his thing, which gave Tom the high sign when it was time to clear everyone out.

Even if it was the band.

This did not, by the way, make Josh happy.

But we were in full swing.

It was before any of us took off with our private parties to our suites.

Perfect timing.

So, I was there.

Booze. Lines. Spliffs. Girls. Roadies. All of that was there too.

Pretty sure Dave was behind the bar, pouring shots at the same time getting a blowjob.

And it was orchestrated, sister, down to the placement of each girl.

One in Preach’s lap.

One on the floor, sitting between his feet, her head on his knee.

One hanging around the back of the chair, practically curled around his shoulders.

Rock god and his harem.

And Tommy walks her in, in her fuckin’ trench coat.

Preach had told Tommy to go back and get her and then bring her there so she could see that.

See she’d been replaced.

[Off tape]

A number of women would find it flattering a man maneuvered a situation to show her that it took three women to replace her.

I don’t think Lyla was feelin’ all that flattered.

You know, you should never set anyone up to be a hero.

There are no heroes.

Men are men.

Women are women.

We’re all human.

We are all capable of doing righteous shit.

And we’re all capable of being gigantic assholes.

I was standing by the window, contemplating taking my girl to my room to party a different way when I saw Lyla come in.

She stopped dead, staring at Preacher.

I don’t know if she stood there one second or an hour.

It felt like an hour.

I just know she went real pale, didn’t say a goddamn word, just stood there before she turned so fast her hair swung out behind her and ran out.

And yeah.

She didn’t go fast.

She ran.

[Off tape]

Josh Hardy has a very different version of events than others who’ve spoken of what happened next.

Josh doesn’t know dick. Never did. Never got his shit together to learn.

It’s accepted legend that his telling of his version got him kicked out of the Roadmasters.

Rule one of any band: You’re in the band, you don’t talk trash about the band.

Rule two of the Roadmasters: You’re in the band, you don’t talk trash about Lyla.

The Cabin

Interviewer’s Spoken Word Notes, Transcribed:

The town is quaint.