Back Fast Lane
Chapters (42)
  1. Fast Lane
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Dedication
  4. Encouragement
  5. Acknowledgments
  6. The Story
  7. THE 80s
  8. Nicky and Ricky
  9. Tommy Mancosa
  10. Lyla
  11. The Roadmasters
  12. Chicago
  13. The Cabin
  14. The Reunion
  15. Josh and Bobby
  16. Christmas
  17. DuShawn
  18. THE 90s
  19. The Blur
  20. Young and Beautiful
  21. The Tour
  22. Trelane
  23. The Fast Lane
  24. Bobby McGee
  25. Seattle
  26. Portland
  27. Los Angeles
  28. Aftermath
  29. THE AUGHTS
  30. The Bar
  31. Charity Gig
  32. The Boys
  33. China
  34. Jesse
  35. The CD
  36. THEN
  37. The Interim
  38. NOW
  39. The Family
  40. About the Author
  41. Books by Kristen Ashley
  42. Connect with Kristen Ashley

“You do know people refer to the return of the son of God, the one and only Jesus Christ as the second coming,” I tell him.

“Yeah. But the dude doesn’t own the name,” he replies.

[Dissolves into laughter]

You know, he showed them though.

I loved that. Loved watching it.

Same thing happened with Ringo Starr.

Beatles broke up and everyone thought, “Oh, poor Ringo. What’s he gonna do now?”

Well, I don’t know. Be the first of that group to produce hits and go on to have a kickass career?

[Lifts fist in the air and opens fingers like he’s dropping something]

Boom.

Same thing with Dave Grohl.

I mean, Cobain is the band, what’s this kid gonna fuckin’ do?

I’ll tell you what.

Foo Fighters and Grohl being the Where’s Waldo of rock. I mean, the guy is everywhere. He even plays the fuckin’ CMAs, for fuck’s sake.

[Chuckles]

That guy is the fuckin’ bomb.

The Second Coming was a badass band. Dirty and raunchy and fun.

I love their shit.

Still listen to it all the time.

And she won’t say it straight out, but Natalie likes them more than the Roadmasters.

You haven’t touched on Leeanne Brewster’s return to the world of the Roadmasters.

Well, I mean, it’s common knowledge.

She told Tim she’s on the Pill, Tim can be a dope, he goes in unprotected, we’re in the thick of shit with everything hitting with Preach’s parents, she shows and tells Timmy she’s pregnant.

He says, “We’ll get a DNA test after the kid is born. It’s mine, I’ll reimburse you for your medical expenses and we’ll make a plan to swing support and custody.”

She says, “I’d prefer to raise my child with two parents together.”

He goes surfing.

[Barks with laughter]

Brody’s great, sister.

[His expression takes on a meaningful look]

The image of his dad.

You’d think, Tim blond, Leeanne dark, he’d get her coloring, but he didn’t.

Blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer boy.

[Grins fondly]

Love that kid.

And then there’s you.

[Nods]

I got into producing.

Sold a few songs.

And I waited for Preacher to come back to us.

Lyla:

The room has become a menagerie as her daughter has returned with the dogs then left in the Mini. Thus, in addition to the two cats, there’s the mutt and the Burmese mountain dog lying on the floor by where she’s sitting, and a tiny, black-eyed, white-furred Maltese that is vying with the tiger cat for ownership of Lyla’s lap.

Lyla controls the situation by allowing them to claim either thigh and returns to the conversation.

He reached out to me after.

After the trials.

Preacher sent a note, thanking me for attending them.

I played it smart that time and asked DuShawn where he was.