Chapters (70)
- Acknowledgments
- Prologue: Allie the Outcast’s FAQs
- PART ONEConfernal Jamnation
- CHAPTER 1Jix
- CHAPTER 2Figureheads
- CHAPTER 3Doomed Worthy
- CHAPTER 4Green Goddess
- CHAPTER 5Allie in Distress
- CHAPTER 6Cat on a Cold Tin Roof
- CHAPTER 7What Allie Saw
- PART TWOThe Wraith and the Warriors
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #1 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 8Half-lost
- CHAPTER 9Assaulting Gravity
- CHAPTER 10Wraith, Wraith, Go Away
- CHAPTER 11Chocolate Reign
- CHAPTER 12Universal Justice
- CHAPTER 13End of the Line
- CHAPTER 14The Neon Nightmares
- CHAPTER 15Memory Makes the Man
- CHAPTER 16Wurlitzer
- CHAPTER 17And Then Along Came Mary . . .
- CHAPTER 18You Put Your Whole Self In . . .
- PART THREEThe Gates of Grief
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #2 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 19Roadkill
- CHAPTER 20Home Body
- CHAPTER 21The Benson Burner
- CHAPTER 22A Balance of Power
- CHAPTER 23Uptown Boy
- CHAPTER 24Face the Music
- CHAPTER 25The Souler Eclipse
- CHAPTER 26The Angels of Life
- CHAPTER 27Last National Life
- CHAPTER 28The Tears of Eternity
- PART FOURMary Rising
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #3 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 29The Great Awakening
- CHAPTER 30Something About a Chicken
- CHAPTER 31The Road to Corpus Christi
- CHAPTER 32The Hand of Judgment
- CHAPTER 33Creature Discomforts
- CHAPTER 34Separate Ways
- CHAPTER 35Dark Cumulus
- PART FIVEStealing Life
- Philosophical Interlude with Arnie, the Grand Inquisitor
- CHAPTER 36Holding Patterns
- CHAPTER 37Skinless
- CHAPTER 38Blame It on Mavis
- CHAPTER 39Ghost Town
- CHAPTER 40Pittsburgh Stealer
- CHAPTER 41Punishment and Crime
- CHAPTER 42Sense and Sensibility and Skinjackers
- PART SIXRuin Nation
- Historical Interlude with Angry Gods and Insufficient Sunscreen
- CHAPTER 43The City of Souls
- CHAPTER 44Zero Recall
- CHAPTER 45Mikey, the God
- PART SEVENJournada de Muerto
- E=MC2
- CHAPTER 46The Sum of All Tears
- CHAPTER 47Thunderbird Persuasion
- CHAPTER 48Suicide King
- CHAPTER 49The War of Souls
- CHAPTER 50Straight Up, with a Twist
- CHAPTER 51Westinghouse Blue
- PART EIGHTEverEnding
- Paradoxical Interlude with Physicists and Lobstermen
- CHAPTER 52World After Mary
- CHAPTER 52Portraits
“Once,” she said. “But if you ask me, it was Avalon’s mistake, not Wurlitzer’s.” Then Dionne leaned closer and whispered, “A few years ago, Avalon asked Wurlitzer for a mission, and Wurlitzer played two songs in a row when only one coin had been dropped in. The first song was ‘The Chapel of Love’ and the second was ‘Chattanooga Choo Choo.’ Avalon’s usually pretty good at figuring out what it all means, and he seemed pretty sure about this one too. He made us trek all the way out to this little town called Love, Oklahoma, looking for a chapel that had crossed over—and sure enough, we found one. Then he said we had to lift it up, and move it over to some railroad tracks that had also crossed over. We went home, and nothing ever came of it. Crazy, right?”
“Sì,” Jix agreed, “loco.” But Jix knew it wasn’t loco at all. The only reason Milos rammed the train into the mansion was because of that church. If that church hadn’t been on the tracks, Milos would never have been led to think the mansion could be knocked off the tracks, too. If it hadn’t been for the church, they would simply have sealed up the train when they saw the Neons coming, like a turtle pulling into its shell—which means Jill and Jix and Mary would not have been here now . . .
. . . which meant they were here because of Wurlitzer. Jix felt a phantom shiver run through his entire spirit. Wurlitzer didn’t just advise the Neons on matters of the present; it also anticipated the future—which meant it was truly a force to be reckoned with. Was it friend or foe? Jix wondered. Or was it fickle and unpredictable in its intentions?
When Jix crossed into Everlost, he had taken on the beliefs of his Mayan ancestors—for in this mystical world, a rich tapestry of magical beings suddenly seemed to make sense to him. Mayan gods were often mischievous, reveling in human folly, and there were dozens of them. It would have been less complicated if it came down to Wurlitzer being either the voice of God or the devil—but for Jix, there could be many other alternatives.
Or maybe it was just a talisman, a powerful luck-object. If it were like the coins and the cookies, then it was a messenger of comfort—a lifeline, thrown out to those caught in this middle realm. He wanted to believe that, but the only way to know for sure would be to ask it a question. The machine, however, was always guarded. And besides, Jix had no coin.