Chapters (70)
- Acknowledgments
- Prologue: Allie the Outcast’s FAQs
- PART ONEConfernal Jamnation
- CHAPTER 1Jix
- CHAPTER 2Figureheads
- CHAPTER 3Doomed Worthy
- CHAPTER 4Green Goddess
- CHAPTER 5Allie in Distress
- CHAPTER 6Cat on a Cold Tin Roof
- CHAPTER 7What Allie Saw
- PART TWOThe Wraith and the Warriors
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #1 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 8Half-lost
- CHAPTER 9Assaulting Gravity
- CHAPTER 10Wraith, Wraith, Go Away
- CHAPTER 11Chocolate Reign
- CHAPTER 12Universal Justice
- CHAPTER 13End of the Line
- CHAPTER 14The Neon Nightmares
- CHAPTER 15Memory Makes the Man
- CHAPTER 16Wurlitzer
- CHAPTER 17And Then Along Came Mary . . .
- CHAPTER 18You Put Your Whole Self In . . .
- PART THREEThe Gates of Grief
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #2 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 19Roadkill
- CHAPTER 20Home Body
- CHAPTER 21The Benson Burner
- CHAPTER 22A Balance of Power
- CHAPTER 23Uptown Boy
- CHAPTER 24Face the Music
- CHAPTER 25The Souler Eclipse
- CHAPTER 26The Angels of Life
- CHAPTER 27Last National Life
- CHAPTER 28The Tears of Eternity
- PART FOURMary Rising
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #3 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 29The Great Awakening
- CHAPTER 30Something About a Chicken
- CHAPTER 31The Road to Corpus Christi
- CHAPTER 32The Hand of Judgment
- CHAPTER 33Creature Discomforts
- CHAPTER 34Separate Ways
- CHAPTER 35Dark Cumulus
- PART FIVEStealing Life
- Philosophical Interlude with Arnie, the Grand Inquisitor
- CHAPTER 36Holding Patterns
- CHAPTER 37Skinless
- CHAPTER 38Blame It on Mavis
- CHAPTER 39Ghost Town
- CHAPTER 40Pittsburgh Stealer
- CHAPTER 41Punishment and Crime
- CHAPTER 42Sense and Sensibility and Skinjackers
- PART SIXRuin Nation
- Historical Interlude with Angry Gods and Insufficient Sunscreen
- CHAPTER 43The City of Souls
- CHAPTER 44Zero Recall
- CHAPTER 45Mikey, the God
- PART SEVENJournada de Muerto
- E=MC2
- CHAPTER 46The Sum of All Tears
- CHAPTER 47Thunderbird Persuasion
- CHAPTER 48Suicide King
- CHAPTER 49The War of Souls
- CHAPTER 50Straight Up, with a Twist
- CHAPTER 51Westinghouse Blue
- PART EIGHTEverEnding
- Paradoxical Interlude with Physicists and Lobstermen
- CHAPTER 52World After Mary
- CHAPTER 52Portraits
“London Bridge is falling down . . .”
Johnnie was convinced that whatever memory of a brain he had, had been eaten by big fat everworms, and all that remained were the ghosts of swiss cheese holes.
“. . . my fair lady!”
And maybe cobwebs.
There was no telling how many journeys they had made around the world. Now, thanks to the gravitational tweak the giant deadspot had given them, each revolution left them a few hundred miles farther south. They were spiraling toward the equator. Eventually they would pass it, and wind up spinning in circles at the south pole.
“Take the keys and lock her up, lock her up, lock her up . . .”
With no contact from any of their friends on the ground since that fateful day Mary attacked the train, they had no way of knowing who had won that battle. They could only hope that their sacrifice was not for naught.
“Take the keys and lock her up . . .”
For many weeks now, looking out of the windows had provided no solace. Deadspots were few and far between, and the sight of them was nothing more than a cruel tease from a cold world.
“. . . my fair lady!”
Yet even with his Swiss-cheese, cobwebbed, empty head, Johnnie-O still didn’t reach the same absolute mindless, happy, sing-along stupor that Charlie had found.
“It’s gotta mean something, don’t it, Charlie? The fact that I’m not a complete blithering idiot like you?”
Charlie’s answer was just a vacant smile, and another verse.
. . . But halfway through that verse, a shadow swept across the bulkhead.
“Wait! Did you see that?”
Charlie must have, because he actually stopped singing. At first Johnnie thought that it might be a living-world airplane cutting through their airspace, but as he rose to look out of the window, he saw something flash by. A colorful flash of feathers, and a powerful beat of wings—and then another, and another.
“I think they’re angels, Charlie! The angels came to save us!”
In a moment, he could hear what could only be dainty angel feet setting down on the silver surface of the airship above them.
For the first time in a very long time, Charlie made eye contact with Johnnie-O, and together they sang, “Off we go . . . into the wild blue yonder . . .”
CHAPTER 29
The Great Awakening
Mary could see faces looking down on her, although it was all quite distorted due to the bottles, eyeglass lenses, and random glass objects that made up this strange box she found herself in. Her pallbearers had placed her on the ground and now just stared at her. Mary pushed on the lid, but it wouldn’t give, so she turned to the pallbearer with the sweetest face.
“Excuse me,” she said, “but would you be so kind as to undo the latch?”
“Yes, ma’am.” He knelt down, fumbled nervously with the latch, then pulled open the lid.