Chapters (70)
- Acknowledgments
- Prologue: Allie the Outcast’s FAQs
- PART ONEConfernal Jamnation
- CHAPTER 1Jix
- CHAPTER 2Figureheads
- CHAPTER 3Doomed Worthy
- CHAPTER 4Green Goddess
- CHAPTER 5Allie in Distress
- CHAPTER 6Cat on a Cold Tin Roof
- CHAPTER 7What Allie Saw
- PART TWOThe Wraith and the Warriors
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #1 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 8Half-lost
- CHAPTER 9Assaulting Gravity
- CHAPTER 10Wraith, Wraith, Go Away
- CHAPTER 11Chocolate Reign
- CHAPTER 12Universal Justice
- CHAPTER 13End of the Line
- CHAPTER 14The Neon Nightmares
- CHAPTER 15Memory Makes the Man
- CHAPTER 16Wurlitzer
- CHAPTER 17And Then Along Came Mary . . .
- CHAPTER 18You Put Your Whole Self In . . .
- PART THREEThe Gates of Grief
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #2 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 19Roadkill
- CHAPTER 20Home Body
- CHAPTER 21The Benson Burner
- CHAPTER 22A Balance of Power
- CHAPTER 23Uptown Boy
- CHAPTER 24Face the Music
- CHAPTER 25The Souler Eclipse
- CHAPTER 26The Angels of Life
- CHAPTER 27Last National Life
- CHAPTER 28The Tears of Eternity
- PART FOURMary Rising
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #3 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 29The Great Awakening
- CHAPTER 30Something About a Chicken
- CHAPTER 31The Road to Corpus Christi
- CHAPTER 32The Hand of Judgment
- CHAPTER 33Creature Discomforts
- CHAPTER 34Separate Ways
- CHAPTER 35Dark Cumulus
- PART FIVEStealing Life
- Philosophical Interlude with Arnie, the Grand Inquisitor
- CHAPTER 36Holding Patterns
- CHAPTER 37Skinless
- CHAPTER 38Blame It on Mavis
- CHAPTER 39Ghost Town
- CHAPTER 40Pittsburgh Stealer
- CHAPTER 41Punishment and Crime
- CHAPTER 42Sense and Sensibility and Skinjackers
- PART SIXRuin Nation
- Historical Interlude with Angry Gods and Insufficient Sunscreen
- CHAPTER 43The City of Souls
- CHAPTER 44Zero Recall
- CHAPTER 45Mikey, the God
- PART SEVENJournada de Muerto
- E=MC2
- CHAPTER 46The Sum of All Tears
- CHAPTER 47Thunderbird Persuasion
- CHAPTER 48Suicide King
- CHAPTER 49The War of Souls
- CHAPTER 50Straight Up, with a Twist
- CHAPTER 51Westinghouse Blue
- PART EIGHTEverEnding
- Paradoxical Interlude with Physicists and Lobstermen
- CHAPTER 52World After Mary
- CHAPTER 52Portraits
The smell of chocolate quickly grew and became overpowering—intoxicating. Milos could not see anything from his angle, but Moose and Squirrel could, and what they saw made them quiver. The creature came lumbering down the tracks from the northeast, looking like some sort of swamp thing, but dripping chocolate instead of slime. Allie had told them that the Chocolate Ogre was just a boy—and that the monster legend was created by Mary to keep her children fearful, but this oozing spirit appeared every bit the monster that Mary had said it was.
The Chocolate Ogre strode forward at a steady pace along the track, the erie ploosh, ploosh, ploosh of his footsteps would have been comical if the sight of him wasn’t so terrifying. He arrived at the breeched sleeping car, and looked at Moose, then at Squirrel, perhaps for an explanation.
“We didn’t do it!” said Moose.
“Yeah, yeah,” said Squirrel, “it was like this when we got here!”
The Ogre looked at Milos, then back to Moose and Squirrel. “I’m looking for Allie. Do you know her? Do you know where I could find her?” His voice, although slobbery and thick, was not exactly the voice of a monster.
“She’s not here, she’s not here,” wailed Squirrel.
“Quiet!” yelled Milos. Even though he could barely move, he had a handle on the situation. The Ogre had never met them—he had no idea who they were! And so, Milos, using his friendliest voice, said, “We don’t know anyone by that name, but maybe we could help you find her.”
“Will you really help me?” asked the Ogre, overjoyed at the prospect.
To Milos he sounded like a very small child, innocent and trusting. This was not the way Allie had ever described Nick—but then, she hadn’t described him as this freak of fudge either. Perhaps some of him was lost in transformation.
“Mikey said she’d be on a train,” the Ogre said.
“Mikey?” said Moose.
“Do you know him?” asked the Ogre.
“Yeah, yeah,” chimed in Squirrel. “He’s . . . uh . . . uh . . . he’s our best friend!”
“Really? He’s mine too!” said the Ogre.
“And a friend of Mikey’s is a friend of ours,” said Milos. Then he added, “Of course, friends do not let other friends stay stuck beneath trains, do they?”
“No,” said the Ogre. “I guess not.”
“And I’ve heard that the Chocolate Ogre is as strong as a hundred Afterlights.”
“You’ve heard that?” The Ogre was a bit confused.
“Of course!” said Milos. “Why, people have seen you lift entire buildings with your bare hands.”
“Really?”
“Yes, really—so lifting a train should be easy for you.”