Chapters (70)
- Acknowledgments
- Prologue: Allie the Outcast’s FAQs
- PART ONEConfernal Jamnation
- CHAPTER 1Jix
- CHAPTER 2Figureheads
- CHAPTER 3Doomed Worthy
- CHAPTER 4Green Goddess
- CHAPTER 5Allie in Distress
- CHAPTER 6Cat on a Cold Tin Roof
- CHAPTER 7What Allie Saw
- PART TWOThe Wraith and the Warriors
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #1 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 8Half-lost
- CHAPTER 9Assaulting Gravity
- CHAPTER 10Wraith, Wraith, Go Away
- CHAPTER 11Chocolate Reign
- CHAPTER 12Universal Justice
- CHAPTER 13End of the Line
- CHAPTER 14The Neon Nightmares
- CHAPTER 15Memory Makes the Man
- CHAPTER 16Wurlitzer
- CHAPTER 17And Then Along Came Mary . . .
- CHAPTER 18You Put Your Whole Self In . . .
- PART THREEThe Gates of Grief
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #2 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 19Roadkill
- CHAPTER 20Home Body
- CHAPTER 21The Benson Burner
- CHAPTER 22A Balance of Power
- CHAPTER 23Uptown Boy
- CHAPTER 24Face the Music
- CHAPTER 25The Souler Eclipse
- CHAPTER 26The Angels of Life
- CHAPTER 27Last National Life
- CHAPTER 28The Tears of Eternity
- PART FOURMary Rising
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #3 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 29The Great Awakening
- CHAPTER 30Something About a Chicken
- CHAPTER 31The Road to Corpus Christi
- CHAPTER 32The Hand of Judgment
- CHAPTER 33Creature Discomforts
- CHAPTER 34Separate Ways
- CHAPTER 35Dark Cumulus
- PART FIVEStealing Life
- Philosophical Interlude with Arnie, the Grand Inquisitor
- CHAPTER 36Holding Patterns
- CHAPTER 37Skinless
- CHAPTER 38Blame It on Mavis
- CHAPTER 39Ghost Town
- CHAPTER 40Pittsburgh Stealer
- CHAPTER 41Punishment and Crime
- CHAPTER 42Sense and Sensibility and Skinjackers
- PART SIXRuin Nation
- Historical Interlude with Angry Gods and Insufficient Sunscreen
- CHAPTER 43The City of Souls
- CHAPTER 44Zero Recall
- CHAPTER 45Mikey, the God
- PART SEVENJournada de Muerto
- E=MC2
- CHAPTER 46The Sum of All Tears
- CHAPTER 47Thunderbird Persuasion
- CHAPTER 48Suicide King
- CHAPTER 49The War of Souls
- CHAPTER 50Straight Up, with a Twist
- CHAPTER 51Westinghouse Blue
- PART EIGHTEverEnding
- Paradoxical Interlude with Physicists and Lobstermen
- CHAPTER 52World After Mary
- CHAPTER 52Portraits
“I got this under control!” said Clarence. “Nobody’s gonna—” Then Clarence stumbled once more, then fell to his knee—and to everyone’s surprise he rose quickly and soberly, holding the shotgun, which had been lying forgotten in the tall grass.
“Clarence, no!” yelled Mikey.
Clarence swung it to the lead cop before he could pull out his weapon.
“Hands in the air!” Clarence ordered. The younger cop fumbled for his weapon. “Drop it or I’ll shoot,” Clarence said, very firmly.
The second cop quickly threw his weapon to the ground. “Okay, okay, okay—I dropped it, see? I dropped it!”
The lead cop never showed fear, though. “Sir. Put the weapon down. No one needs to get hurt.”
“Oh! So now I’m ‘sir’?” screeched Clarence, in that two-toned siren voice of his. “I might only have one usable hand in this world but I can still pull a trigger!” With his finger on the trigger and the barrel of the shotgun resting across his ruined arm, he kept his aim straight at the lead cop’s chest.
“All these years being chased from place to place, not able to be anywhere, not allowed to have a life. Well, from now on, I’m not going anywhere unless I want to! I’m done getting thrown around. I should . . . I should . . .”
“Clarence,” begged Mikey, “you’re making it worse. You’re going get yourself killed. . . .”
“I don’t care!” he screeched. “I don’t care. Because if I do—”
Then in the blink of an eye, the lead officer pulled out his own weapon and fired.
The blast caught Clarence in the chest, his whole body twisted, and the shotgun flew like it had been launched skyward.
“NO!”
But the officers couldn’t hear Mikey. Clarence wailed in pain, fell to the ground, and the officers were on him. Although the living world was a blur to Mikey, he could see that there was a lot of blood. Clarence writhed on the ground, while the second officer radioed in for an ambulance.
The first officer knelt down, trying his best to staunch the flow of blood. “Crazy old man, why did you have to go and do that?”
“M-m-monster in the cage,” Clarence said. “Monster kid in the cage.”
“Yeah, yeah,” said the officer.
Mikey rattled the bars. “Clarence, the key!”
“Lousy kid,” mumbled Clarence. “Don’t think of no one but yourself.” Then, with his ruined hand he reached into his pocket.
“Easy, old man!” said the officer. As far as the officer was concerned, the suspect had gone from dangerous lunatic to wounded victim, and he was doing his best as an officer of the law to comfort him. He saw the old man reach a ruined stub of a hand into a pocket but the hand came out empty. Still, he swung his arm, grimacing in pain, as if he was throwing something that the officer couldn’t see.