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Chapters (70)
  1. Acknowledgments
  2. Prologue: Allie the Outcast’s FAQs
  3. PART ONEConfernal Jamnation
  4. CHAPTER 1Jix
  5. CHAPTER 2Figureheads
  6. CHAPTER 3Doomed Worthy
  7. CHAPTER 4Green Goddess
  8. CHAPTER 5Allie in Distress
  9. CHAPTER 6Cat on a Cold Tin Roof
  10. CHAPTER 7What Allie Saw
  11. PART TWOThe Wraith and the Warriors
  12. High Altitude Musical Interlude #1 with Johnnie and Charlie
  13. CHAPTER 8Half-lost
  14. CHAPTER 9Assaulting Gravity
  15. CHAPTER 10Wraith, Wraith, Go Away
  16. CHAPTER 11Chocolate Reign
  17. CHAPTER 12Universal Justice
  18. CHAPTER 13End of the Line
  19. CHAPTER 14The Neon Nightmares
  20. CHAPTER 15Memory Makes the Man
  21. CHAPTER 16Wurlitzer
  22. CHAPTER 17And Then Along Came Mary . . .
  23. CHAPTER 18You Put Your Whole Self In . . .
  24. PART THREEThe Gates of Grief
  25. High Altitude Musical Interlude #2 with Johnnie and Charlie
  26. CHAPTER 19Roadkill
  27. CHAPTER 20Home Body
  28. CHAPTER 21The Benson Burner
  29. CHAPTER 22A Balance of Power
  30. CHAPTER 23Uptown Boy
  31. CHAPTER 24Face the Music
  32. CHAPTER 25The Souler Eclipse
  33. CHAPTER 26The Angels of Life
  34. CHAPTER 27Last National Life
  35. CHAPTER 28The Tears of Eternity
  36. PART FOURMary Rising
  37. High Altitude Musical Interlude #3 with Johnnie and Charlie
  38. CHAPTER 29The Great Awakening
  39. CHAPTER 30Something About a Chicken
  40. CHAPTER 31The Road to Corpus Christi
  41. CHAPTER 32The Hand of Judgment
  42. CHAPTER 33Creature Discomforts
  43. CHAPTER 34Separate Ways
  44. CHAPTER 35Dark Cumulus
  45. PART FIVEStealing Life
  46. Philosophical Interlude with Arnie, the Grand Inquisitor
  47. CHAPTER 36Holding Patterns
  48. CHAPTER 37Skinless
  49. CHAPTER 38Blame It on Mavis
  50. CHAPTER 39Ghost Town
  51. CHAPTER 40Pittsburgh Stealer
  52. CHAPTER 41Punishment and Crime
  53. CHAPTER 42Sense and Sensibility and Skinjackers
  54. PART SIXRuin Nation
  55. Historical Interlude with Angry Gods and Insufficient Sunscreen
  56. CHAPTER 43The City of Souls
  57. CHAPTER 44Zero Recall
  58. CHAPTER 45Mikey, the God
  59. PART SEVENJournada de Muerto
  60. E=MC2
  61. CHAPTER 46The Sum of All Tears
  62. CHAPTER 47Thunderbird Persuasion
  63. CHAPTER 48Suicide King
  64. CHAPTER 49The War of Souls
  65. CHAPTER 50Straight Up, with a Twist
  66. CHAPTER 51Westinghouse Blue
  67. PART EIGHTEverEnding
  68. Paradoxical Interlude with Physicists and Lobstermen
  69. CHAPTER 52World After Mary
  70. CHAPTER 52Portraits

“Well, seeing as you are in a cage,” said Clarence, “maybe that’s exactly what you are. . . .”

“I wanna see the monkey!” said the Ogre, thrilled at the prospect. “Mikey, be a monkey, aw, pleeeeze!”

Mikey ignored him. Not just because he didn’t want to be a monkey, but also because he couldn’t. Like a kid doodling in a notebook, Mikey was great at monsters, and twisted miscreations, but drawing up something real was beyond him. A monkey-faced lizard-thing was probably the best that he could do.

“Listen to me,” said Mikey, trying his best to keep his temper under control. “The girl we’re trying to rescue is a skinjacker. That means she can prove we’re real. She can possess anyone, and that will make people believe you.”

Clarence looked doubtful. “You’re making a joke, aren’t you? Having a laugh at my expense. You watch out, because . . . because . . .”

“Because what?”

Clarence stood up, hurling the bucket of chicken and his bottle far into the living world. “Because I don’t know what!” Then he started pacing back and forth, almost tripping over his own half-dead foot as he did. “Now that I got you, I don’t know what to do with you! All I know is that I can’t let you go—not now and not ever.” Then he looked off toward the moon, like it held some answer. “I can’t go back to panhandling, and benches, and all those eyes that won’t look at me. I can’t go back to being what the living people see. You’re my ticket . . . my ticket to . . . to . . .” Then Clarence collapsed back into the chair, buried his head in his hands, and began to sob. “I don’t know where, I don’t know . . . I don’t . . .” He sobbed to himself for a while, like he forgot they were even there. Then the sobs faded into snores. The wraith was asleep.

“Can we go now?” the Ogre asked.

Mikey couldn’t get mad at him anymore. “No, Nick,” he said. “I’m sorry, but no.” He gently patted his hand on Nick’s soft shoulder. When he took his hand back, it was covered in a thin layer of chocolate

. . . soft shoulder . . .

The moment the truth dawned on Mikey, he realized what an idiot he had been—how narrow his own thinking was. If Allie were here, she would have thought of it right away. Even Nick would have figured it out if he were his old self.

“Yes!” said Mikey. “Yes, Nick, you can go. You can walk out of this cage right now!”