Chapters (70)
- Acknowledgments
- Prologue: Allie the Outcast’s FAQs
- PART ONEConfernal Jamnation
- CHAPTER 1Jix
- CHAPTER 2Figureheads
- CHAPTER 3Doomed Worthy
- CHAPTER 4Green Goddess
- CHAPTER 5Allie in Distress
- CHAPTER 6Cat on a Cold Tin Roof
- CHAPTER 7What Allie Saw
- PART TWOThe Wraith and the Warriors
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #1 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 8Half-lost
- CHAPTER 9Assaulting Gravity
- CHAPTER 10Wraith, Wraith, Go Away
- CHAPTER 11Chocolate Reign
- CHAPTER 12Universal Justice
- CHAPTER 13End of the Line
- CHAPTER 14The Neon Nightmares
- CHAPTER 15Memory Makes the Man
- CHAPTER 16Wurlitzer
- CHAPTER 17And Then Along Came Mary . . .
- CHAPTER 18You Put Your Whole Self In . . .
- PART THREEThe Gates of Grief
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #2 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 19Roadkill
- CHAPTER 20Home Body
- CHAPTER 21The Benson Burner
- CHAPTER 22A Balance of Power
- CHAPTER 23Uptown Boy
- CHAPTER 24Face the Music
- CHAPTER 25The Souler Eclipse
- CHAPTER 26The Angels of Life
- CHAPTER 27Last National Life
- CHAPTER 28The Tears of Eternity
- PART FOURMary Rising
- High Altitude Musical Interlude #3 with Johnnie and Charlie
- CHAPTER 29The Great Awakening
- CHAPTER 30Something About a Chicken
- CHAPTER 31The Road to Corpus Christi
- CHAPTER 32The Hand of Judgment
- CHAPTER 33Creature Discomforts
- CHAPTER 34Separate Ways
- CHAPTER 35Dark Cumulus
- PART FIVEStealing Life
- Philosophical Interlude with Arnie, the Grand Inquisitor
- CHAPTER 36Holding Patterns
- CHAPTER 37Skinless
- CHAPTER 38Blame It on Mavis
- CHAPTER 39Ghost Town
- CHAPTER 40Pittsburgh Stealer
- CHAPTER 41Punishment and Crime
- CHAPTER 42Sense and Sensibility and Skinjackers
- PART SIXRuin Nation
- Historical Interlude with Angry Gods and Insufficient Sunscreen
- CHAPTER 43The City of Souls
- CHAPTER 44Zero Recall
- CHAPTER 45Mikey, the God
- PART SEVENJournada de Muerto
- E=MC2
- CHAPTER 46The Sum of All Tears
- CHAPTER 47Thunderbird Persuasion
- CHAPTER 48Suicide King
- CHAPTER 49The War of Souls
- CHAPTER 50Straight Up, with a Twist
- CHAPTER 51Westinghouse Blue
- PART EIGHTEverEnding
- Paradoxical Interlude with Physicists and Lobstermen
- CHAPTER 52World After Mary
- CHAPTER 52Portraits
Clarence covered his dead eye, but he couldn’t cover his dead ear enough to drown out the sounds all around him—and the various burned parts of him kept bumping into things that weren’t there, making his trek to the jeep slow and difficult. His dead ear heard children calling to one another, and orders shouted in other languages. There were sounds of battle, and the roar of engines high above. And then there came a heavy, decisive thud very close to him.
Still dizzy, still foggy in his thoughts, Clarence began to remember things. He remembered that the ghosties weren’t in his mind, they were real. There was an invisible war going on—and he was a part of that war. He remembered a boy with a face like a cat. Jix. Jix had told Clarence that he had a purpose—but the sounds around him were so chaotic, at that moment it was hard to imagine anything had a purpose at all.
Far far ahead, sat the Jeep—but with all these sounds crashing around him, he couldn’t stop himself from taking a peek with his dead eye. Immediately the barren desert wasn’t barren anymore. What he saw didn’t make any sense, though, because it was the exact same thing he saw before he covered his dead eye.
A trophy and a martini shaker.
Only this time, they were both huge. He made his way closer to the strange objects. The trophy was not a trophy at all, but a statue, and it was sparking wildly with multicolored electricity. The other object wasn’t exactly a martini shaker. It was shaped like one, but a bit stouter—and it wasn’t silver; it was dull green, with lots of wires. It was also upside down, and standing on its head, but closer observation revealed that it was hovering just above the ground.
There was something missing from this picture, wasn’t there? Yes! There had been a playing card between the trophy and the shaker!