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Chapters (70)
  1. Acknowledgments
  2. Prologue: Allie the Outcast’s FAQs
  3. PART ONEConfernal Jamnation
  4. CHAPTER 1Jix
  5. CHAPTER 2Figureheads
  6. CHAPTER 3Doomed Worthy
  7. CHAPTER 4Green Goddess
  8. CHAPTER 5Allie in Distress
  9. CHAPTER 6Cat on a Cold Tin Roof
  10. CHAPTER 7What Allie Saw
  11. PART TWOThe Wraith and the Warriors
  12. High Altitude Musical Interlude #1 with Johnnie and Charlie
  13. CHAPTER 8Half-lost
  14. CHAPTER 9Assaulting Gravity
  15. CHAPTER 10Wraith, Wraith, Go Away
  16. CHAPTER 11Chocolate Reign
  17. CHAPTER 12Universal Justice
  18. CHAPTER 13End of the Line
  19. CHAPTER 14The Neon Nightmares
  20. CHAPTER 15Memory Makes the Man
  21. CHAPTER 16Wurlitzer
  22. CHAPTER 17And Then Along Came Mary . . .
  23. CHAPTER 18You Put Your Whole Self In . . .
  24. PART THREEThe Gates of Grief
  25. High Altitude Musical Interlude #2 with Johnnie and Charlie
  26. CHAPTER 19Roadkill
  27. CHAPTER 20Home Body
  28. CHAPTER 21The Benson Burner
  29. CHAPTER 22A Balance of Power
  30. CHAPTER 23Uptown Boy
  31. CHAPTER 24Face the Music
  32. CHAPTER 25The Souler Eclipse
  33. CHAPTER 26The Angels of Life
  34. CHAPTER 27Last National Life
  35. CHAPTER 28The Tears of Eternity
  36. PART FOURMary Rising
  37. High Altitude Musical Interlude #3 with Johnnie and Charlie
  38. CHAPTER 29The Great Awakening
  39. CHAPTER 30Something About a Chicken
  40. CHAPTER 31The Road to Corpus Christi
  41. CHAPTER 32The Hand of Judgment
  42. CHAPTER 33Creature Discomforts
  43. CHAPTER 34Separate Ways
  44. CHAPTER 35Dark Cumulus
  45. PART FIVEStealing Life
  46. Philosophical Interlude with Arnie, the Grand Inquisitor
  47. CHAPTER 36Holding Patterns
  48. CHAPTER 37Skinless
  49. CHAPTER 38Blame It on Mavis
  50. CHAPTER 39Ghost Town
  51. CHAPTER 40Pittsburgh Stealer
  52. CHAPTER 41Punishment and Crime
  53. CHAPTER 42Sense and Sensibility and Skinjackers
  54. PART SIXRuin Nation
  55. Historical Interlude with Angry Gods and Insufficient Sunscreen
  56. CHAPTER 43The City of Souls
  57. CHAPTER 44Zero Recall
  58. CHAPTER 45Mikey, the God
  59. PART SEVENJournada de Muerto
  60. E=MC2
  61. CHAPTER 46The Sum of All Tears
  62. CHAPTER 47Thunderbird Persuasion
  63. CHAPTER 48Suicide King
  64. CHAPTER 49The War of Souls
  65. CHAPTER 50Straight Up, with a Twist
  66. CHAPTER 51Westinghouse Blue
  67. PART EIGHTEverEnding
  68. Paradoxical Interlude with Physicists and Lobstermen
  69. CHAPTER 52World After Mary
  70. CHAPTER 52Portraits

“So what?” said Speedo. “It’s still not fair.” He kicked a pile of air conditioners, making the top few tumble. For a moment, he thought he saw something moving in the pile, but he knew it was just his imagination.

“Maybe I should tell Mary how you feel,” said Sandman.

“No,” said Speedo fearfully. The last thing he wanted was for Mary to know that he was not with the program. “No, I’ll be okay. I just got to get used to the idea.”

“Better get used to it fast, because now that she’s here, everything’s going back to how it used to be.” Then Sandman strode off in search of more beds, leaving Speedo alone with his thoughts.

Disgusted and dejected, Speedo leaned against a ’57 Thunderbird convertible and reached down, trying to scrape the muddy sand from the soles of his wet feet.

“It’s not fair . . . ,” Speedo mumbled again, and, to his surprise, someone answered.

“Of course it’s not fair.”

He spun to see, of all spirits, Allie the Outcast sitting in the passenger seat of the bright red T-bird.

“Mary treats everyone unfairly,” she said, “and somehow she makes you feel like that’s exactly what you want. I’m glad you aren’t falling for it anymore.”

Speedo’s first instinct was to run and tell Mary . . . but then, why should he? What did he owe Mary? All this time he had chauffeured her around by car, by zeppelin, by train—and how did she repay him? By jumping his claim.

“Don’t . . . Don’t hurt me” was all Speedo could think to say.

“I couldn’t if I wanted to,” Allie said. “The worst I could do would be to send you down, but I won’t do that, Speedo, because I think you finally get it.” Then she patted the driver seat beside her. “Come on, hop in.”

Speedo looked around to make sure they weren’t being watched, then got in. He didn’t use the door, he just hopped over it the way he imagined James Bond would, and slid down to the plush leather seat of the convertible with a wet sploosh.

“Put your hands on the wheel,” Allie said. “Go on.”

“Why? I’m not going anywhere,” he said.

“You could be,” Allie told him. “This car and everything on this deadspot could be yours again.”

Speedo sighed. He knew where this was going. “But only if I turn against Mary, and join up with you, right?”

“Not even that much,” Allie said. “All you have to do is get Mary to come to the edge of the deadspot.”

“And then?”

“And then nothing. I’ll take it from there.”

Speedo shook his head. “If I do that, and you do something to her, everyone will know I helped you.”

“I think you’re clever enough to get Mary here without anyone knowing you helped me.”