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Chapters (70)
  1. Acknowledgments
  2. Prologue: Allie the Outcast’s FAQs
  3. PART ONEConfernal Jamnation
  4. CHAPTER 1Jix
  5. CHAPTER 2Figureheads
  6. CHAPTER 3Doomed Worthy
  7. CHAPTER 4Green Goddess
  8. CHAPTER 5Allie in Distress
  9. CHAPTER 6Cat on a Cold Tin Roof
  10. CHAPTER 7What Allie Saw
  11. PART TWOThe Wraith and the Warriors
  12. High Altitude Musical Interlude #1 with Johnnie and Charlie
  13. CHAPTER 8Half-lost
  14. CHAPTER 9Assaulting Gravity
  15. CHAPTER 10Wraith, Wraith, Go Away
  16. CHAPTER 11Chocolate Reign
  17. CHAPTER 12Universal Justice
  18. CHAPTER 13End of the Line
  19. CHAPTER 14The Neon Nightmares
  20. CHAPTER 15Memory Makes the Man
  21. CHAPTER 16Wurlitzer
  22. CHAPTER 17And Then Along Came Mary . . .
  23. CHAPTER 18You Put Your Whole Self In . . .
  24. PART THREEThe Gates of Grief
  25. High Altitude Musical Interlude #2 with Johnnie and Charlie
  26. CHAPTER 19Roadkill
  27. CHAPTER 20Home Body
  28. CHAPTER 21The Benson Burner
  29. CHAPTER 22A Balance of Power
  30. CHAPTER 23Uptown Boy
  31. CHAPTER 24Face the Music
  32. CHAPTER 25The Souler Eclipse
  33. CHAPTER 26The Angels of Life
  34. CHAPTER 27Last National Life
  35. CHAPTER 28The Tears of Eternity
  36. PART FOURMary Rising
  37. High Altitude Musical Interlude #3 with Johnnie and Charlie
  38. CHAPTER 29The Great Awakening
  39. CHAPTER 30Something About a Chicken
  40. CHAPTER 31The Road to Corpus Christi
  41. CHAPTER 32The Hand of Judgment
  42. CHAPTER 33Creature Discomforts
  43. CHAPTER 34Separate Ways
  44. CHAPTER 35Dark Cumulus
  45. PART FIVEStealing Life
  46. Philosophical Interlude with Arnie, the Grand Inquisitor
  47. CHAPTER 36Holding Patterns
  48. CHAPTER 37Skinless
  49. CHAPTER 38Blame It on Mavis
  50. CHAPTER 39Ghost Town
  51. CHAPTER 40Pittsburgh Stealer
  52. CHAPTER 41Punishment and Crime
  53. CHAPTER 42Sense and Sensibility and Skinjackers
  54. PART SIXRuin Nation
  55. Historical Interlude with Angry Gods and Insufficient Sunscreen
  56. CHAPTER 43The City of Souls
  57. CHAPTER 44Zero Recall
  58. CHAPTER 45Mikey, the God
  59. PART SEVENJournada de Muerto
  60. E=MC2
  61. CHAPTER 46The Sum of All Tears
  62. CHAPTER 47Thunderbird Persuasion
  63. CHAPTER 48Suicide King
  64. CHAPTER 49The War of Souls
  65. CHAPTER 50Straight Up, with a Twist
  66. CHAPTER 51Westinghouse Blue
  67. PART EIGHTEverEnding
  68. Paradoxical Interlude with Physicists and Lobstermen
  69. CHAPTER 52World After Mary
  70. CHAPTER 52Portraits

“Let it be known,” announced the king, “that We are generous to those who are generous with us.” Thus, Johnnie-O and Charlie were rewarded with a team of personal servants, and a never-ending feast in the Hall of a Thousand Columns. All manner of crossed food and drink were set before them on a continual basis, and since Afterlights never got full, and never gained weight, it was a perfect, if somewhat overindulgent way to spend eternity. Charlie even stopped singing long enough to stuff his face.

They had been happily dining for more than a week when Nick showed up in the City of Souls, and when Johnnie-O saw him, he embraced Nick like it was a family reunion. However, their tender moment ended abruptly once Nick opened his mouth.

“We need to convince the king to go after Mary,” he told Johnnie.

“What are you, nuts?” Johnnie said, his mouth stuffed with something that tasted like chicken. “Forget it. Mary’s not our problem anymore.”

“She’s my problem and that makes her your problem.”

“We don’t work for you anymore,” Johnnie-O said. “We quit.”

Nick grabbed him, getting chocolate all over his shirt sleeve. “If we stay here, Mary will eventually come to the City of Souls with enough Afterlights to overthrow the king. Can you imagine this place under Mary?”

Johnnie-O scowled at him. With Mary in charge, the city would no longer be the endless party that it was, and there wouldn’t be an eternal smorgasbord for him and Charlie. “Why do you keep ruining my death?”

Nick turned to Charlie, trying to reason with him as well, but Charlie just smiled back as he ate, saying nothing.

From the outside world’s perspective, it might have appeared that Choo-choo Charlie had completely lost his mind, but in truth, he had never been more at peace with his place in the universe. Now the songs that had been coming out of his mouth were merrily rolling along in his head instead, swirling into one another. Although all the words of all the songs were different, the meaning to him was the same.

You’re ready, Charlie, the songs said. It’s time to move on.

He knew it since he first began to sing, and he could have taken a coin from the bucket, held it in his hand, and completed his journey at any time. He didn’t want to do that to Johnnie-O, though. He couldn’t leave Johnnie alone. But as long as he had the songs in his head, he didn’t mind waiting—even if he had to wait until the end of time. Now he understood how the souls at the center of the earth felt. He was one of them now, full of patience, perfectly centered in himself, even without being centered in the earth.