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Chapters (70)
  1. Acknowledgments
  2. Prologue: Allie the Outcast’s FAQs
  3. PART ONEConfernal Jamnation
  4. CHAPTER 1Jix
  5. CHAPTER 2Figureheads
  6. CHAPTER 3Doomed Worthy
  7. CHAPTER 4Green Goddess
  8. CHAPTER 5Allie in Distress
  9. CHAPTER 6Cat on a Cold Tin Roof
  10. CHAPTER 7What Allie Saw
  11. PART TWOThe Wraith and the Warriors
  12. High Altitude Musical Interlude #1 with Johnnie and Charlie
  13. CHAPTER 8Half-lost
  14. CHAPTER 9Assaulting Gravity
  15. CHAPTER 10Wraith, Wraith, Go Away
  16. CHAPTER 11Chocolate Reign
  17. CHAPTER 12Universal Justice
  18. CHAPTER 13End of the Line
  19. CHAPTER 14The Neon Nightmares
  20. CHAPTER 15Memory Makes the Man
  21. CHAPTER 16Wurlitzer
  22. CHAPTER 17And Then Along Came Mary . . .
  23. CHAPTER 18You Put Your Whole Self In . . .
  24. PART THREEThe Gates of Grief
  25. High Altitude Musical Interlude #2 with Johnnie and Charlie
  26. CHAPTER 19Roadkill
  27. CHAPTER 20Home Body
  28. CHAPTER 21The Benson Burner
  29. CHAPTER 22A Balance of Power
  30. CHAPTER 23Uptown Boy
  31. CHAPTER 24Face the Music
  32. CHAPTER 25The Souler Eclipse
  33. CHAPTER 26The Angels of Life
  34. CHAPTER 27Last National Life
  35. CHAPTER 28The Tears of Eternity
  36. PART FOURMary Rising
  37. High Altitude Musical Interlude #3 with Johnnie and Charlie
  38. CHAPTER 29The Great Awakening
  39. CHAPTER 30Something About a Chicken
  40. CHAPTER 31The Road to Corpus Christi
  41. CHAPTER 32The Hand of Judgment
  42. CHAPTER 33Creature Discomforts
  43. CHAPTER 34Separate Ways
  44. CHAPTER 35Dark Cumulus
  45. PART FIVEStealing Life
  46. Philosophical Interlude with Arnie, the Grand Inquisitor
  47. CHAPTER 36Holding Patterns
  48. CHAPTER 37Skinless
  49. CHAPTER 38Blame It on Mavis
  50. CHAPTER 39Ghost Town
  51. CHAPTER 40Pittsburgh Stealer
  52. CHAPTER 41Punishment and Crime
  53. CHAPTER 42Sense and Sensibility and Skinjackers
  54. PART SIXRuin Nation
  55. Historical Interlude with Angry Gods and Insufficient Sunscreen
  56. CHAPTER 43The City of Souls
  57. CHAPTER 44Zero Recall
  58. CHAPTER 45Mikey, the God
  59. PART SEVENJournada de Muerto
  60. E=MC2
  61. CHAPTER 46The Sum of All Tears
  62. CHAPTER 47Thunderbird Persuasion
  63. CHAPTER 48Suicide King
  64. CHAPTER 49The War of Souls
  65. CHAPTER 50Straight Up, with a Twist
  66. CHAPTER 51Westinghouse Blue
  67. PART EIGHTEverEnding
  68. Paradoxical Interlude with Physicists and Lobstermen
  69. CHAPTER 52World After Mary
  70. CHAPTER 52Portraits

Such tall tales were common in Everlost, but when it came to Yax K’uk Mo’, The Supreme King of the Middle Realm, every tale was true. He had been in Everlost for many thousands of years, and his true name and true life were long forgotten . . . until one day, he unremembered the fact that he wasn’t a Mayan king. So suddenly he was. And as a king he felt he should set up court in the halls and temples of Chichén Itzá, and declare dominion over all lands that had once been Mayan. He unremembered that he had no actual claim to those lands—yet by the awesome power of his unmemory, every Afterlight existing in those places instantly believed that he was their king without knowing or meeting him.

And shouldn’t a Mayan king have power over the heavens and glow brighter than all the other Afterlights? So suddenly he did, because he couldn’t remember that he shouldn’t. Naturally it was easy for him to speak all languages when he couldn’t remember a single language he didn’t know. It was the same way with the flying red-winged spirits. Being from Mesoamerica, he had never seen people with red hair, and so when he did, he thought them beautiful, like the red-crowned parrot of the Yucatan jungles. He unremembered that these spirits didn’t have parrot wings, and so all spirits he saw with red hair instantly grew wings the color of their hair, and could fly—which thrilled the spirits, unless they had a fear of heights.

The power of unremembering made King Yax the mighty ruler that he was—and when it came to unremembering, the only limit to the things he couldn’t not do, was his imagination.

Unfortunately, King Yax did not have much of an imagination, so mostly he just spent his time being amused by Mayan sports, loud parties, and admiring his own glow.

Lately, however, his attentions had been elsewhere.

For many years an ironsmith had been laboring to create a statue in his image by melting down the coins of all fresh souls who came to his kingdom. Until recently it hadn’t been much of a statue—a thin, headless, and armless thing on a huge black obsidian base. There simply had never been enough metal to finish it—and in Everlost, nothing else made of metal melted. Things were annoyingly permanent. But the coins, which behaved like nothing else in Everlost, did melt. Where, then, was a king to find more coins? It was useless trying to unremember his lack of coins, because, try as he might, he couldn’t forget he had none left.