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Chapters (70)
  1. Acknowledgments
  2. Prologue: Allie the Outcast’s FAQs
  3. PART ONEConfernal Jamnation
  4. CHAPTER 1Jix
  5. CHAPTER 2Figureheads
  6. CHAPTER 3Doomed Worthy
  7. CHAPTER 4Green Goddess
  8. CHAPTER 5Allie in Distress
  9. CHAPTER 6Cat on a Cold Tin Roof
  10. CHAPTER 7What Allie Saw
  11. PART TWOThe Wraith and the Warriors
  12. High Altitude Musical Interlude #1 with Johnnie and Charlie
  13. CHAPTER 8Half-lost
  14. CHAPTER 9Assaulting Gravity
  15. CHAPTER 10Wraith, Wraith, Go Away
  16. CHAPTER 11Chocolate Reign
  17. CHAPTER 12Universal Justice
  18. CHAPTER 13End of the Line
  19. CHAPTER 14The Neon Nightmares
  20. CHAPTER 15Memory Makes the Man
  21. CHAPTER 16Wurlitzer
  22. CHAPTER 17And Then Along Came Mary . . .
  23. CHAPTER 18You Put Your Whole Self In . . .
  24. PART THREEThe Gates of Grief
  25. High Altitude Musical Interlude #2 with Johnnie and Charlie
  26. CHAPTER 19Roadkill
  27. CHAPTER 20Home Body
  28. CHAPTER 21The Benson Burner
  29. CHAPTER 22A Balance of Power
  30. CHAPTER 23Uptown Boy
  31. CHAPTER 24Face the Music
  32. CHAPTER 25The Souler Eclipse
  33. CHAPTER 26The Angels of Life
  34. CHAPTER 27Last National Life
  35. CHAPTER 28The Tears of Eternity
  36. PART FOURMary Rising
  37. High Altitude Musical Interlude #3 with Johnnie and Charlie
  38. CHAPTER 29The Great Awakening
  39. CHAPTER 30Something About a Chicken
  40. CHAPTER 31The Road to Corpus Christi
  41. CHAPTER 32The Hand of Judgment
  42. CHAPTER 33Creature Discomforts
  43. CHAPTER 34Separate Ways
  44. CHAPTER 35Dark Cumulus
  45. PART FIVEStealing Life
  46. Philosophical Interlude with Arnie, the Grand Inquisitor
  47. CHAPTER 36Holding Patterns
  48. CHAPTER 37Skinless
  49. CHAPTER 38Blame It on Mavis
  50. CHAPTER 39Ghost Town
  51. CHAPTER 40Pittsburgh Stealer
  52. CHAPTER 41Punishment and Crime
  53. CHAPTER 42Sense and Sensibility and Skinjackers
  54. PART SIXRuin Nation
  55. Historical Interlude with Angry Gods and Insufficient Sunscreen
  56. CHAPTER 43The City of Souls
  57. CHAPTER 44Zero Recall
  58. CHAPTER 45Mikey, the God
  59. PART SEVENJournada de Muerto
  60. E=MC2
  61. CHAPTER 46The Sum of All Tears
  62. CHAPTER 47Thunderbird Persuasion
  63. CHAPTER 48Suicide King
  64. CHAPTER 49The War of Souls
  65. CHAPTER 50Straight Up, with a Twist
  66. CHAPTER 51Westinghouse Blue
  67. PART EIGHTEverEnding
  68. Paradoxical Interlude with Physicists and Lobstermen
  69. CHAPTER 52World After Mary
  70. CHAPTER 52Portraits

Once they were far enough away for no one to hear them, Jill said, “The boy scout look suits you. Now let’s get outta here.”

And although he knew it wasn’t what she wanted to hear, Jix said, “I’m going back.”

“What?” She stared at him, shaking her head. “No! No way! Not this time. If you go back, you go alone.”

“Don’t you see—the Neons don’t know about skinjackers!”

“Yeah,” said Jill. “Lucky for us.”

“More lucky than you think!” Then without any further explanation, Jix peeled out of the scout and returned to Everlost, leaving both the scout and Jill completely bewildered.

In Everlost, the Neons were at a total loss. As far as they were concerned, the two prisoners simply vanished into thin air. It was at least ten seconds until someone asked the obvious question: “Uh . . . where’d they go?”

“I don’t know,” said the Bopper, “but I don’t like it.”

Then, just as quickly as he’d vanished, Jix appeared, standing ten yards away.

“Grab him!” yelled the Bopper, but when they tried, he vanished once more into a flurry of live people, only to appear somewhere else a few moments later.

Now the Neons were scared—which is exactly what Jix was counting on. Then an exceptionally annoyed Jill appeared beside him. Jix was counting on that, too.

“Wh . . . what are you?” someone dared to ask.

It was Jill who answered. “He is the son of the jaguar gods,” she said in a commanding voice, “and the jaguar gods are very . . . very . . . angry!”

Eyes widened, jaws dropped, and some of the smaller kids ran back into the Alamo to hide, but the rest were too shocked to move at all. In fact they were so frozen in place, they were sinking in up to their ankles.

“You mean there really are jaguar gods?” said Little Richard, timidly. “And they’re mad at us?”

“Furious!” Jill said. “But they can be calmed, if you do exactly as Jix says.”

Even though Jix never told her of his plan, she instinctively said all the right things. They were working as a team now! Jix puffed out his chest and matched her commanding tone. “You no longer serve the music machine,” he told them. “You will feed it no more coins, and its name will never be spoken again.”

The Neons all looked to one another. “But . . . But . . .”

“Do as he says, or you will face the wrath of the jaguar gods!” Jill threatened.

Jix wanted to grin at how well their ploy was working, but he kept his face dark and menacing, staring down as many Neons as he could. “You are all now subjects of His Excellency, the Supreme King of the Middle Realm.”

“The who of what?” someone called out.

“Silence!” shouted Jill, clearly relishing every moment of this.

“So . . . there are jaguar gods, and a king?” asked Little Richard.