Back Eight Million Ways to Die
Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“I’m really glad you explained that for me,” Durkin said.

“Just trying to be helpful.”

“ ’Cause I only got fourteen years in, I never had any contact yet with smack addicts.”

“So be a smart fuck,” Garfein said.

“The license plate go anywhere?”

“It’s gonna go the same place as the name and address. I got a call in to Arkansas Motor Vehicles but it’s a waste of time. A place like this, even the legitimate guests make up the plate number. They don’t park in front of the window when they sign in so our guy here can’t check. Not that he would anyway, would you?”

“There’s no law says I have to check,” the man said.

“They use false names, too. Funny our boy used Jones at the Galaxy and Ricone here. They must get a lot of Joneses here, along with the usual run of Smiths and Browns. You get a lot of Smiths?”

“There’s no law says I’m supposed to check ID,” the man said.

“Or wedding rings, huh?”

“Or wedding rings or marriage licenses or anything. Consenting adults, the hell, it’s none of my business.”

“Maybe Ricone means something in Italian,” Garfein suggested.

“Now you’re thinking,” Durkin said. He asked the manager if he had an Italian dictionary. The man stared at him, baffled. “And they call this place a motel,” he said, shaking his head. “There’s probably no Gideon Bibles, either.”

“Most of the rooms have them.”

“Jesus, really? Right next to the television with the X-rated movies, right? Conveniently located near the waterbed.”

“Only two of the units have waterbeds,” the poor bastard said. “There’s an extra charge for a waterbed.”

“Good thing our Mr. Ricone’s a cheap prick,” Garfein said. “Cookie’da wound up underwater.”

“Tell me about this guy,” Durkin said. “Describe him again.”

“I told you—”

“You’re gonna get to tell this again and again. How tall was he?”

“Tall.”

“My height? Shorter? Taller?”

“I—”

“What was he wearing? He have a hat on? He wearing a tie?”

“It’s hard to remember.”

“He walks in the door, asks you for a room. Now he’s filling out the card. Pays you in cash. What do you get for a room like that, incidentally?”

“Twenty-eight dollars.”

“That’s not such a bad deal. I suppose the porn movies are extra.”

“It’s coin-operated.”

“Handy. Twenty-eight’s fair, and it’s a good deal for you if you can flip the room a few times a night. How’d he pay you?”

“I told you. Cash.”

“I mean what kind of bills? What’d he give you, a pair of fifteens?”

“A pair of—”

“He give you a twenty and a ten?”

“I think it was two twenties.”

“And you gave him twelve bucks back? Wait, there must have been tax, right?”

“It’s twenty-nine forty with the tax.”