Back Eight Million Ways to Die
Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“Lots of things people are supposed to do. Pay their taxes, don’t spit on the sidewalk, cross only at corners. A guy’s in a hurry to dip his wick, what does he care about a number on a parking space? You got a look at the car.”

“I—”

“You looked once, maybe twice, and the car was parked in the space. Then you looked later and it wasn’t and that’s when you decided they were gone. Isn’t that what happened?”

“I guess so.”

“Describe the car.”

“I didn’t really look at it. I looked to see that it was there, that’s all.”

“What color was it?”

“Dark.”

“Terrific. Two door? Four door?”

“I didn’t notice.”

“New? Old? What make?”

“It was a late-model car,” he said. “American. Not a foreign car. As far as the make, when I was a kid they all looked different. Now every car’s the same.”

“He’s right,” Durkin said.

“Except American Motors,” he said. “A Gremlin, a Pacer, those you can tell. The rest all look the same.”

“And this wasn’t a Gremlin or a Pacer.”

“No.”

“Was it a sedan? A hatchback?”

“I’ll tell you the truth,” the man said. “All I noticed is it was a car. It says on the card, the make and model, the plate number.”

“You’re talking about the registration card?”

“Yeah. They have to fill all that in.”

The card was on the desk, a sheet of clear acetate over it to preserve prints until the lab boys had their shot at it. Name: Martin Albert Ricone. Address: 211 Gilford Way. City: Fort Smith, Arkansas. Make of Auto: Chevrolet. Year: 1980. Model: Sedan. Color: Black. License No.: LJK-914. Signature: M. A. RICONE.

“Looks like the same hand,” I told Durkin. “But who can tell with printing?”

“The experts can say. Same as they can tell you if he had the same light touch with the machete. Guy likes forts, you notice? Fort Wayne, Indiana and Fort Smith, Arkansas.”

“A subtle pattern begins to emerge,” Garfein said.

“Ricone,” Durkin said. “Must be Italian.”

“M. A. Ricone sounds like the guy who invented the radio.”

“That’s Marconi,” Durkin said.

“Well, that’s close. This guy’s Macaroni. Stuck a feather in his hat and called it Macaroni.”

“Stuck a feather up his ass,” Durkin said.

“Maybe he stuck it up Cookie’s ass and maybe it wasn’t a feather. Martin Albert Ricone, that’s a fancy alias. What did he use last time?”

“Charles Owen Jones,” I said.

“Oh, he likes middle names. He’s a cute fucker, isn’t he?”

“Very cute,” Durkin said.

“The cute ones, the really cute ones, usually everything means something. Like Jones is slang, it means a habit. You know, like a heroin jones. Like a junkie says he’s got a hundred-dollar jones, that’s what his habit costs him per day.”