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Chapters (45)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Epigraph
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. About the Author
  41. Books By Lawrence Block
  42. Enter the World of Matthew Scudder
  43. Praise
  44. Copyright
  45. About the Publisher

“Oh, I had a key. I’d given her a key to my apartment some months ago. I was going out of town and wanted her to water my plants, and shortly after I came back she gave me her key. I can’t remember why. Did she want me to feed Panther? I really can’t remember. Do you suppose I can change his name?”

“I beg your pardon?”

“It’s just that I don’t much care for the cat’s name, but I don’t know if it’s proper to change it. I don’t believe he recognizes it. What he recognizes is the whirr of the electric can opener, announcing that dinner is served.” She smiled. “T. S. Eliot wrote that every cat has a secret name, known only to the cat himself. So I don’t suppose it really matters what name I call him.”

I turned the conversation to Kim, asked how close a friend she’d been.

“I don’t know if we were friends,” she said. “We were neighbors. We were good neighbors, I kept a key to her apartment, but I’m not sure we were friends.”

“You knew she was a prostitute?”

“I suppose I knew. At first I thought she was a model. She had the looks for it.”

“Yes.”

“But somewhere in the course of things I gathered what her actual profession was. She never mentioned it. I think it may have been her failure to discuss her work that made me guess what it was. And then there was that black man who visited her frequently. Somehow I found myself assuming he was her pimp.”

“Did she have a boyfriend, Mrs. Simkins?”

“Besides the black man?” She thought about it, and while she did so a black streak darted across the rug, leaped onto a couch, leaped again and was gone. “You see?” the woman said. “He’s not at all like a panther. I don’t know what he is like, but he’s nothing like a panther. You asked if she had a boyfriend.”

“Yes.”

“I just wonder. She must have had some sort of secret plan because she hinted at it the last time we talked—that she’d be moving away, that her life was going to take a turn for the better. I’m afraid I wrote it off as a pipe dream.”

“Why?”

“Because I assumed she meant she and her pimp were going to run off into the sunset and live happily ever after, only she wouldn’t say as much to me because she’d never come out and told me that she had a pimp, that she was a prostitute. I understand pimps will assure a girl that their other girls are unimportant, that as soon as enough money’s saved they’ll go off and buy a sheep station in Australia or something equally realistic.”