“Now, don’t freak out or anything, buddy, but the old magic bus ain’t going to make it back to DC. I think we’re going to have to ditch it.”

Mitch’s face lit up like a little kid’s. “I know where we can do it!” he said. “I used to go hunting around here all the time. It’s the perfect place, Denny. Nobody ever goes back there.”

“I’m thinking we stick it in long-term parking at the airport and walk away,” Denny said. “By the time anybody figures out we ain’t coming back…”

But Mitch wasn’t having it.

“Come on, Denny. Please?” He was sitting sideways on the seat now and pulling at Denny’s sleeve like some kind of little punk. “Let’s just… drown this thing, man. Get rid of it once and for all.”

Denny shouldn’t have been surprised. Mitch had been getting more and more paranoid about the Suburban ever since their traffic stop on the last road trip. It was all getting real old, real fast.

At the same time, though, this might be a chance to calm Mitch the fuck down, Denny realized. He needed his boy focused, and that could be worth a lot in the long run.

“Yeah, all right,” Denny said finally. “We can dump most of this stuff. It’s garbage anyway. The rest, we can pack out. Then we’ll do what any other self-respecting American patriot would do.”

Mitch was grinning at him, ear to ear. “What’s that, Denny?”

“Trade up, my man. You ever hot-wire a vehicle before?”

Chapter 73

WHEN IT WAS done, they stopped to wash up in a Mobil bathroom and stole a cone of tulips from a bucket outside the convenience store. Denny would have liked for them to be wearing ties, too, but it was getting late.

In fact, it was after dark when they finally pulled up to the tidy little Cape on Central Boulevard in Brick Township. It was a quiet street, with big trees arching over from both sides to meet in the middle, and you could smell the salt of the ocean in the breeze.

“You grew up here?” Denny said, looking around. “Man, why’d you ever want to leave?”

Mitch shrugged. “I don’t know, Denny. I just did.”

When they got to the front door, Denny unscrewed the porch lightbulb and then rang the bell. A middle-aged woman came to answer. She had Mitch’s same girth and round face, and she squinted out into the dark to see who it was.

“Is that… Mitchell?”

“Hey, Mom.”

The dish towel dropped out of her hand. “Mitchell!” The next second, she was pulling him inside and wrapping her saggy sausage arms around him. “Lord, Lord, you brought my boy home for a visit, and I thank you!”