Back Blackbirds Save as PDF
Contents ( 64)
  1. PART ONE
  2. ONE
  3. TWO
  4. INTERLUDE
  5. THREE
  6. FOUR
  7. INTERLUDE
  8. FIVE
  9. SIX
  10. SEVEN
  11. INTERLUDE
  12. EIGHT
  13. NINE
  14. TEN
  15. ELEVEN
  16. INTERLUDE
  17. TWELVE
  18. PART TWO
  19. THIRTEEN
  20. FOURTEEN
  21. INTERLUDE
  22. FIFTEEN
  23. SIXTEEN
  24. SEVENTEEN
  25. EIGHTEEN
  26. NINETEEN
  27. INTERLUDE
  28. TWENTY
  29. INTERLUDE
  30. TWENTY-ONE
  31. INTERLUDE
  32. TWENTY-TWO
  33. INTERLUDE
  34. TWENTY-THREE
  35. PART THREE
  36. TWENTY-FOUR
  37. INTERLUDE
  38. TWENTY-FIVE
  39. TWENTY-SIX
  40. INTERLUDE
  41. TWENTY-SEVEN
  42. TWENTY-EIGHT
  43. INTERLUDE
  44. TWENTY-NINE
  45. THIRTY
  46. INTERLUDE
  47. THIRTY-ONE
  48. INTERLUDE
  49. THIRTY-TWO
  50. INTERLUDE
  51. THIRTY-THREE
  52. INTERLUDE
  53. THIRTY-FOUR
  54. THIRTY-FIVE
  55. THIRTY-SIX
  56. THIRTY-SEVEN
  57. THIRTY-EIGHT
  58. THIRTY-NINE
  59. FORTY
  60. INTERLUDE
  61. FORTY-ONE
  62. About the Author
  63. Acknowledgments
  64. CHUCK WENDIG in conversation with Adam Christopher

"Whatever. Your truck. Anyway. The black eye, that's what you want to talk about."

"Did one of those boys give it to you? We could call the police."

She snorts. "Does it look like either of those frat-fucks gave me a black eye? Please. I can handle myself. No, this shiner was dutifully applied by my boyfriend."

"Your boyfriend hits you?"

"Not anymore. I'm done with scum like him. That's why I don't want to go back to the motel, see? Because that prick is back there."

"You left him."

"I left the shit out of him. Get this. He's lying there on the bed, all smug and satisfied after popping me in the eye and then popping his cookies – at least he didn't pop his cookies in my eye, am I right? – and the dumb fucker falls asleep. Ooh. Bad move. He starts snoring like a drunken bear with sleep apnea, and I think, it's over. I'm tired of getting pushed around. Tired of the cigarette burns, tired of the belt and the golf cleats and all that shit."

Louis stares dead ahead, like he's not sure what to make of the story. She continues.

"So I grab a pair of handcuffs – sorry for the sordid details, but the jerkoff likes to get kinky and has a real power-trip fetish. I take the handcuffs, and gently, so as not to wake him, I handcuff his one wrist to the bedpost." Miriam pulls out the cigarette, twirls it betwixt thumb and forefinger like a cancer baton. "I take the key, and I go chuck it into the toilet, then I pee on the key for good measure. But that's not all – as they say on TV, wait, there's more."

Miriam, it must be said, loves to lie. She's very good at it.

"I took one of those little plastic bears, the ones filled with honey? Again, I know, kinky details, but the guy liked foodplay. Whipped cream on my tits, a lollipop in my mouth, a hunk of broccoli up his ass, whatever. So I take the honey bear, and I drizzle the sticky golden goo all over his–"

She makes a swirly motion over her crotch region with her index finger. For added emphasis, she whistles.

"Christ," Louis says.

"Not done yet. When I blew out of there, I left the door wide open. Windows, too. I figure whatever kind of animal wants to come in and snack on his Honey Nut Cheerios, so be it. Flies, bees, a stray dog."

"Christ," Louis says again, his jaw set firm.

"Made some Pooh Bear very happy, I hope." She clears her throat, then sticks the cigarette back between her lips. "Or some homeless guy."

For the first minute, Louis doesn't say anything. The trucker just sits, stewing. His shoulders tense. He looks pissed. Does he know that she just lied? Is this when he slams on the brakes, puts her through the windshield because she's not wearing her seatbelt, then rapes her broken body on the soaked macadam?