So I know instantly that I’m fuckin fucked and it makes sense A) why the blacks were murdering each other over this stuff ten years ago and B) why they will lock you up for LIFE just for having it because it is so GNARLATIOUS. One hit and I can’t get enough I’m just going to want to sit in the fuckin house and do this all day long, I’ll tell you what, when I smoked that rock I did a quick mental calculation I thought about all the money I had and how long it would last for me to be high all the fuckin time until I was STONE COLD. I am going to have to steal shit to support this habit, HA, LOOK AT ME, I took one hit and already I am thinking about STEALING SHIT that’s fuckin funny shit. What is THAT all about. The girls seem to be having a good time and they are having a good laugh at my KONG which isn’t doing much at the moment, I guess that’s what happens. Maybe I should look into that Viagra shit seems like everyone wants to be long PFE. WELL ONE OF THEM drops a rock in plain sight and it bounces around the carpet which is shag and the two girls look around and give up because that stuff well is pretty cheap you know and besides I am paying for it.

Well HOLY DOGSHIT it is almost 6AM and I gots to get the FUCK out of here I gotta be on the floor gotta talk with customers gotta go to work the money doesn’t make itself but honestly I wouldn’t mind a break from all this money. But if someone told you that you just had to show up and do your job and you were going to make $30,000 in a single day you would fuckin DO IT RIGHT? Some people think this shiz is going to last forever but LISTEN TO ME it is not it is NOT going to last FOREVER it is going to be gone in a few years, that’s how the shiznit works, the big fish eat the little fish. And I am just a two dollar broker and I am not going to put up much of a fight.

I don’t really need to ask Nicky and Lisa to bail but they are more fucked up than usual (it was an OUTRAGEOUS time we had yes) and they put their clothes on which was even better than having them naked all night, after a while they start to look even hotter with clothes on, YA KNOW? So they and their makeup and their heels walk down the stairs and out on to the street and I am left alone with my fuckin limp DILZNIK and no more Jackson and no more blow and I gotta FEEL IT DUDE just DUDE just one more time before I go to work and then I remember the rock and