Chapters (9)
Other families go to america Disney other families go to spain it’s sunny in spain there are places where it’s sunny all the time it’s not sunny in the lake district it’s wet it rains I like rain there is water here there is water on the water
Some things you like sometimes some things you like all the times
Holidays
Summer holidays are long longer
Your mother has to work
Your mother has to work sometimes
Sometimes it’s just us (medaddydavid)
After the holidays
I have new shoes
After the holidays you have to
After the holidays you have to go back to
Big school big shoes big bag big books carried onto big bus they told us year sevens get
Babies get
Year Sevens get pushed around
I used to be big
I used to be the biggest
We
Me and Helen eat our lunch Amy doesn’t-
Everyone here smells different There are too many smells here
Everyone smells like their house Every house has a smell Your house has a smell but you can’t smell it
Died Dead Died My Grandad Died No I Didn’t Go To The Funeral (everyonedies) at funerals there are dead people there are dead and
We’re not friends anymore
They’re not friends anymore so we can’t be friends anymore
You can lose friends and you don’t get them back
They’re not friends anymore because
Boys
Because of boys
There is a boy
They kissed
It’s not called kissing no one calls it kissing they got off with each
other it’s called being square are you square
I don’t know
If you’ve never kissed anyone you’re square
I did kiss someone but it was on holiday so you wouldn’t know them
They’re not friends anymore
You can lose friends and not
don’t want to be square I think I want to not be square the most in the world SEX
the most I ever wanted anything is to not be square SEX
I want to not be square please god SEX
Please I don’t want to be SEX
It’s wet and our teeth are clinking together it hurts he’s licking my filling (can you lick a filling out?) I don’t want a boyfriend I just want to be friends
I don’t want to be friends with anyone ever like that
-SIMON TYLER IS MY FIRST KISS-
I can hear myself saying how I liked it I can hear myself saying
things I don’t
think I say things I don’t think
a lot all the time