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Chapters (9)
  1. Cover
  2. The Royal Court Theatre
  3. Coming Up At The Royal Court
  4. Assisted Performances
  5. Performances in a Relaxed Environment
  6. Royal Court Supporters
  7. Bar & Kitchen
  8. Support the Court
  9. all of it

I’ve never done that
Down there
Masturbate
There’s a name for It by the way
It’s a video everyone has to watch, it’s old The Women have full
bushes women don’t have bushes anymore
They don’t?
Do I have a bush
Not like that
I’ve never done that
In the bath in bed in the wendy house in the garden on the sofa behind the sofa in the cupboard I’ve never done that everywhere all the time
If you do it for a long time it produces a pleasurable sensation called an orgasm
Stop having Orgasms

Don’t have an Orgasm
Oh you love it so much I bet you’re having Orgasms
I never did that In the bath in bed in the wendy house in the garden
behind the sofa in the cupboard under the stairs I’ve never done it long enough to get the
(pleasurable sensation called an orgasm)
Oh
Oh
I’m going to break it
I’m going to break myself somehow
(everyonedies)
why can’t we have cubicles cubicles to change changing body your bodies are changing mine isn’t changing enough it’s broken
I broke it broken blood I’m broken feel broken blood blood bleed
Woman
WOMAN ♫ girl you’ll be a woman ♫
Why are you crying it’s not a big

biggest in school is what they
Big is better because
(pleasurable sensation called an orgasm)
I thought the clitoris
(pleasurable sensation called an orgasm)
But that’s not proper Proper
SEX WITH BOYS
WITH BOYS
BOYS
PENISES
Everyone has a penis all boys have penises they’re hiding they’re just hiding them
(Simon Tyler)
Just hiding them like they’re
(Hard-ons)
Did Simon Tyler
(the penis fills with blood causing it to become erect)
Did Simon Tyler get a hard-on
You’re giving him a hard-on
Boner
Boners
He’s got a boner They’ve got a boner Got a boner in art Get boners
all the time

Bonersbonersboners
There are boners
Everywhere
There are boners everywhere I’m surrounded by boners gaygaygaylesbianslesbianslesbosdykeslezzaslezzaslezzlezzlezzlet you let you if you ask

At Jenna’s party you’re invited
I’m invited to Jenna’s party
I have to wear
I hope when I get home my wardrobe has all new clothes in
I hope when I get home all my old clothes have burnt
Jenna’s party
I hope when
I Be careful
We’re trusting you
No one else’s parents have ever been this scared of a party in the
history of all parents
Big house
Dad be cool
I’m cool
No you’re not
Pick you up at eleven but call if you want to leave sooner
I think I’m going to want to stay forever I think parties are meant to last until the dawn I saw on tv once

THERE IS ALCOHOL AT THIS PARTY

Everyone’s drunk
Not yet don’t be stupid
It takes time to get drunk
At christmas I see my mum drunk
You can get too drunk
You can become an alcoholic
Not from one party don’t be stupid
Beer is for boys
The blue one drink the blue one
Pretend you have it all the time
It’s very

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