All of It
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all of it
Alistair McDowall
all of it
by Alistair McDowall
Performed by
Kate O’Flynn
Director Vicky Featherstone
Lighting Designer Anna Watson
Sound Designer David McSeveney
Assistant Director Izzy Rabey
Casting Director Amy Ball
Production Manager Marius Rønning
Costume Supervisor Lucy Walshaw
Stage Manager Charlotte Padgham
The Royal Court Theatre and Stage Management wish to thank the following for their help with this production: Chloe for the stool, from all of us.
all of it
by Alistair McDowall
Alistair McDowall (Writer)
For the Royal Court: X, Talk Show (Open Court).
Other theatre includes: Zero for the Young Dudes! (NT Connections); Pomona (Orange Tree/ National/Royal Exchange, Manchester); Brilliant Adventures (Royal Exchange, Manchester/Live, Newcastle); Captain Amazing (Live, Newcastle/Edinburgh Festival Fringe/ UK tour).
Vicky Featherstone (Director)
For the Royal Court: On Bear Ridge [co-director] (& National Theatre Wales), The Cane, Gundog, My Mum’s a Twat [co-director], Cyprus Avenue (& Abbey, Dublin/Public, NYC), Bad Roads, Victory Condition, X, How to Hold Your Breath, God Bless the Child, Maidan: Voices from the Uprising, The Mistress Contract, The Ritual Slaughter of Gorge Mastromas; Untitled Matriarch Play, The President Has Come to See You (Open Court Weekly Rep).
Other theatre includes: What if Women Ruled the World? (Manchester International Festival); Our Ladies of Perpetual Succour (& National/ West End/International tour), Enquirer [co-director], An Appointment with the Wicker Man, 27, The Wheel, Somersaults, Wall of Death: A Way of Life [co-director], Cockroach (& Traverse), 365 (& Edinburgh International Festival), Mary Stuart (& Citizens/Royal Lyceum, Edinburgh), The Wolves in the Walls [co-director] (& Tramway/Lyric, Hammersmith/UK tour/New Victory, NYC), The Miracle Man, Empty, Long Gone Lonesome (National Theatre of Scotland); The Small Things, Pyrenees, On Blindness, The Drowned World, Tiny Dynamite, Crazy Gary’s Mobile Disco, Splendour, Riddance, The Cosmonaut’s Last Message to the Woman He Once Loved in the Former Soviet Union, Crave (Paines Plough).
Television Includes: Pritilata (from Snatches: Moments from 100 Years of Women’s Lives), Where the Heart Is, Silent Witness.
Film includes: Climate Change: what do you want me to say? (Royal Court/Financial Times short film), Cyprus Avenue (The Space/BBC capture).
Vicky was Artistic Director of Paines Plough 1997-2005 and the inaugural Artistic Director of the National Theatre of Scotland 2005-2012. She is Artistic Director of the Royal Court.
David McSeveney (Sound Designer)
For the Royal Court: Cyprus Avenue (& Abbey, Dublin/Public, NYC), The Cane, Girls & Boys (& Minetta Lane, NYC), Father Comes Home from the Wars (Parts 1, 2 & 3), Open Court 2016, Lela & Co., Constellations (& West End/Broadway/ UK tour), Teh Internet Is Serious Business, The Art of Dying, Not I/Footfalls/Rockaby (& West End/UK & International tour), The Djinns of Eidgah, Routes, If You Don’t Let Us Dream We Won’t Let You Sleep, Belong, Vera Vera Vera, The Village Bike, Clybourne Park (& West End), Ingredient X, Posh (& West End), Disconnect, Cock, A Miracle, The Stone, Shades, Seven Jewish Children, The Girlfriend Experience (& Theatre Royal, Plymouth/Young Vic), Contractions, Fear & Misery/War & Peace.
Other theatre includes: The Skriker (Manchester International Festival/Royal Exchange, Manchester); Blurred Lines (National); A Doll’s House (& West End/BAM, NYC), Macbeth, The Changeling (Young Vic); Wolf in Snakeskin Shoes, Stones in His Pockets (Kiln); The Duke in Darkness, Tryst, Sexy Laundry (Tabard); The Winter’s Tale (RSC); Victoria Station/One for the Road (Print Room/Young Vic); On the Record (Arcola); The Tin Horizon (Theatre503); Gaslight (Old Vic); Charley’s Aunt, An Hour & a Half Late (Theatre Royal, Bath); A Passage to India, After Mrs Rochester, Madame Bovary (Shared Experience); Men Should Weep, Rookery Nook (Oxford Stage Company); Othello (Southwark).
David is Head of Sound at the Royal Court.
Kate O’Flynn (Performer)
For the Royal Court: the end of history…, Anatomy of a Suicide, The Ritual Slaughter of Gorge Mastromas, A Miracle.
Other theatre includes: [BLANK] (Donmar); One for the Road/Mountain Language/Ashes to Ashes (West End); The Glass Menagerie (West End/ Edinburgh International Festival); The Trial (Young Vic); A Taste of Honey, Port (National); Lungs, The Sound of Heavy Rain (Paines Plough/Crucible, Sheffield); Marine Parade (ETT); The Whisky Taster (Bush); House of Special Purpose (Chichester Festival); See How They Run, The Children’s Hour (Royal Exchange, Manchester).
Television includes: Brexit, No Offence, Wanderlust, Doctor Thorne, Not You Again, Ordinary Lies, New Tricks, Room at the Top, Playhouse Presents: The Snipist, Above Suspicion, The Syndicate, The Suspicions of Mr Whicher, Kingdom, The Palace, Trial & Retribution.
Film includes: Peterloo, Bridget Jones’ Baby, Mr. Turner, Up There, Happy Go Lucky.
Awards include: Clarence Derwent Award for Best Female in a Supporting Role (The Glass Menagerie); Manchester Evening Standard Award for Best Newcomer, TMA Award for Best Supporting Actress (The Children’s Hour); Critics’ Circle Award for Most Promising Newcomer (Port).
Izzy Rabey (Assistant Director)
For the Royal Court: On Bear Ridge (& National Theatre Wales).
As director, other theatre includes: TYFU: Welsh Writers Project (Theatr Clwyd/Pains Plough); Hang (Run Amok/The Other Room); Under the Sofa [part of Chippy Lane Productions: An Evening of Welsh Playwrights] (Bloomsbury Festival); Flowers of the Dead Red Sea (Run Amok/Aberystwyth Arts Centre/RWCMD/ The Rosemary Branch); 4:48 Psychosis (Run Amok/Aberystwyth Arts Centre/Chapter Arts Centre).
As assistant director, other theatre includes: Land of My Fathers (Lurking Truth/Aberystwyth Arts Centre); Play/Silence (The Other Room).
Izzy is a Trainee Director at the Royal Court.
Anna Watson (Lighting Designer)
For the Royal Court: Poet in da Corner (& UK tour), Pity, You for Me for You, Plaques & Tangles, A Time to Reap.
Other theatre includes: Appropriate, Becoming: Part One, Salt Root & Roe (Donmar); Henry VI, Richard III [as candlelight consultant] (Sam Wanamaker); Gaslight (Watford Palace); Christmas Carol (Bristol Old Vic); Leave to Remain, The seagull, Shopping & Fucking (Lyric, Hammersmith); The Fantastic Follies of Mrs Rich, Snow in Midsummer, The Roaring Girl (RSC); Twilight: Los Angeles 1992, The Chronicles of Kalki (Gate); Box of Delights (Wilton’s Music Hall); King Lear (Globe); Dutchman, The Secret Agent, Fireface, Disco Pigs, Sus (Young Vic); Bank on it (Theatre-Rites/Barbican); On the Record, it felt empty when the heart went at first but it is alright now (Arcola); Paradise, Salt (Ruhr Triennale, Germany); Gambling, This Wide Night (Soho); Rutherford & Son, Ruby Moon (Northern Stage); …Sisters (Headlong); King Pelican, Speed Death of the Radiant Child (Drum, Plymouth).
Dance includes: Mothers, Soul Play (The Place); Refugees of a Septic Heart (The Garage); View from the Shore, Animule Dance (Clore ROH).
Opera includes: Don Carlo (Grange Park); Orlando (WNO/Scottish Opera/San Francisco); Cendrillon (Gyndebourne); Ruddigore (Barbican/Opera North/UK Tour); Critical Mass (Almeida); Songs from a Hotel Bedroom, Tongue Tied (Linbury ROH); The Bartered Bride (Royal College of Music); Against Oblivion (Toynbee Hall).
The Royal Court Theatre
THE ROYAL COURT THEATRE
The Royal Court Theatre is the writers’ theatre. It is a leading force in world theatre for cultivating and supporting writers - undiscovered, emerging and established.
Through the writers, the Royal Court is at the forefront of creating restless, alert, provocative theatre about now. We open our doors to the unheard voices and free thinkers that, through their writing, change our way of seeing.
Over 120,000 people visit the Royal Court in Sloane Square, London, each year and many thousands more see our work elsewhere through transfers to the West End and New York, UK and international tours, digital platforms, our residencies across London, and our site-specific work. Through all our work we strive to inspire audiences and influence future writers with radical thinking and provocative discussion.
The Royal Court’s extensive development activity encompasses a diverse range of writers and artists and includes an ongoing programme of writers’ attachments, readings, workshops and playwriting groups. Twenty years of the International Department’s pioneering work around the world means the Royal Court has relationships with writers on every continent.
Within the past sixty years, John Osborne, Samuel Beckett, Arnold Wesker, Ann Jellicoe, Howard Brenton and David Hare have started their careers at the Court. Many others including Caryl Churchill, Athol Fugard, Mark Ravenhill, Simon Stephens, debbie tucker green, Sarah Kane – and, more recently, Lucy Kirkwood, Nick Payne, Penelope Skinner and Alistair McDowall – have followed.
The Royal Court has produced many iconic plays from Lucy Kirkwood’s The Children to Jez Butterworth’s Jerusalem and Martin McDonagh’s Hangmen.
Royal Court plays from every decade are now performed on stage and taught in classrooms and universities across the globe.
It is because of this commitment to the writer that we believe there is no more important theatre in the world than the Royal Court.
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Coming Up At The Royal Court
COMING UP AT THE ROYAL COURT
4 – 21 Mar
Shoe Lady
By E.V. Crowe
2 – 25 Apr
Rare Earth Mettle
By Al Smith
Generously supported with a lead gift from Charles Holloway. Recipient of an Edgerton Foundation New Play Award. Supported by Cockayne Grant for the Arts, a donor advised fund of The London Community Foundation.
9 Apr – 9 May
two Palestinians go dogging
By Sami Ibrahim
Royal Court Theatre and Theatre Uncut
7 – 16 May
The Song Project
Concept by Chloe Lamford and Wende
Created by Chloe Lamford, Wende, Isobel Waller-Bridge and Imogen Knight
With words by E.V. Crowe, Sabrina Mahfouz, Somalia Seaton, Stef Smith and Debris Stevenson
20 May – 20 Jun
A Fight Against…
By Pablo Manzi
Translated by William Gregory
Royal Court Theatre and Teatro a Mil Foundation The development of A FIGHT AGAINST… was supported by the British Council.
29 May - 3 Jul
The Glow
By Alistair McDowall
29 Jun - 11 Jul
Purple Snowflakes and Titty Wanks
By Sarah Hanly
Royal Court Theatre and Abbey Theatre
20 Jul - 15 Aug
Is God Is
By Aleshea Harris
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Assisted Performances
ASSISTED PERFORMANCES
Captioned Performances
Captioned performances are accessible for D/deaf, deafened & hard of hearing people as well as being suitable for people for whom English is not a first language. There are regular captioned performances in the Jerwood Theatre Downstairs on Wednesdays and the Jerwood Theatre Upstairs on Fridays.
In the Jerwood Theatre Downstairs
Shoe Lady: Wed 18 Mar, 7.30pm
Rare Earth Mettle: Wed 22 Apr, 7.30pm
The Glow: Wed 17, 24 Jun & 1 July, 7.30pm
Is God Is: Wed 5 & 12 Aug, 7.30pm
In the Jerwood Theatre Upstairs
two Palestinians go dogging: Fri 24 Apr, 1 & 8 May, 7.45pm
A Fight Against…: Fri 5, 12 & 19 Jun, 7.45pm
Audio Described Performances
Audio described performances are accessible for blind or partially sighted customers. They are preceded by a touch tour (at 1pm) which allows patrons access to elements of theatre design including set and costume.
In the Jerwood Theatre Downstairs
Shoe Lady: Sat 21 Mar, 2.30pm
Rare Earth Mettle: Sat 25 Apr, 2.30pm
The Glow: Sat 27 Jun, 2.30pm
Is God Is: Sat 8 Aug, 2.30pm
There will be a touch tour (at 1pm) and enhanced pre-show notes for Poet in da Corner on Sat 22 Feb, 2.30pm
Performances in a Relaxed Environment
Performances in a Relaxed Environment
Relaxed Environment performances are suitable for those who may benefit from a more relaxed experience.
During these performances:
-There will be a relaxed attitude to noise in the auditorium; you are welcome to respond to the show in whatever way feels natural
-You can enter and exit the auditorium when needed
-We will help you find the best seats
-House lights remained raised slightly
-Loud noises may be reduced
In the Jerwood Theatre Downstairs
Rare Earth Mettle: Sat 18 Apr, 2.30pm
The Glow: Sat 13 Jun, 2.30pm
Is God Is: Sat 1 Aug, 2.30pm
In the Jerwood Theatre Upstairs
two Palestinians go dogging: Sat 2 May, 3pm
A Fight Against…: Sat 20 Jun, 3pm
If you would like to talk to us about your access requirements please contact our Box Office at (0)20 7565 5000 or [email protected] The Royal Court Visual Story is available on our website. We also produce Story Synopsis and Sensory Synopsis which are available on request.
For more information and to book access tickets online, visit
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We have significant and longstanding relationships with many generous organisations and individuals who provide vital support. Royal Court supporters enable us to remain the writers’ theatre, find stories from everywhere and create theatre for everyone.
We can’t do it without you.
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Artistic Director
Vicky Featherstone
Executive Producer
Lucy Davies
Associate Directors
Ola Ince*, Lucy
Morrison, Hamish
Pirie, Sam Pritchard
(International), John
Tiffany*
Associate Designer
Chloe Lamford*
Trainee Directors
Philip Morris, Izzy
Rabey
General Manager
Catherine
Thornborrow
Producers
Chris James, Minna Sharpe*
International Producer
Daniel Kok
Producing Co-ordinator
Tanya Follett
Assistant to the Artistic
Director & Executive
Producer
Romina Leiva Ahearne
Head of Participation
Vishni Velada Billson
Participation Manager
Romana Flello
Participation Co-ordinator
Vicky Berry*
Participation Facilitator
Ellie Fulcher*
Participation Engagement Officer
Jasmyn Fisher-Ryner*
Literary Manager
Jane Fallowfield
Literary Associates Milli Bhatia*, Ellie
Horne, Myah Jeffers
Casting Director
Amy Ball
Casting Co-ordinator
Arthur Carrington
Head of Production
Marius Rønning
Production Manager
Simon Evans
Company Manager
Joni Carter^
Head of Lighting
Johnny Wilson
Deputy Head of Lighting
Matthew Harding
Lighting Programmer
Stephen Settle
Lighting Technicians
Cat Roberts, Eimante Rukaite
Head of Stage
Steve Evans
Deputy Head of Stage
TJ Chappell-Meade
Stage Show Technician
Ben Carmichael
Head of Sound
David McSeveney
Deputy Head of Sound
Emily Legg
Head of Costume
Lucy Walshaw
Deputy Head of Costume
Katie Price
Finance Director
Helen Perryer
Financial Controller
Edward Hales
Accounts Assistant
Anais Pedron
Finance & Administration Assistant
Annie Moohan
Head of Press & Publicity
Anoushka Warden
Press Assistant
Rosie Evans-Hill
Head of Marketing & Sales
Holly Conneely
Sales & Ticketing Manager
Farrar Hornby
Marketing Manager
Candace Chan
Marketing Officer (Digital)
Joanne Stewart
Marketing Assistant
Nkhanise Phiri
Box Office Supervisors
Moni Onojeruo*,
Heather Ralph*
Box Office Sales Assistants
Sarah Baiden*,
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Barrett*, Katherine
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McEwan*, Tiffany
Murphy*, Margaret
Perry*, Felix Pilgrim*
Development Director
Vicki Grace
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Charlotte Christesen
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Charlotte Cole
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Technician
David Brown*
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Robert Smael
Bar & Kitchen Supervisors
Jemma Angell*, Lauren
Dickson*, Stephen
Hamilton*, Milla
Tikkanen*
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Sagar*
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Terry McCormack*
Thanks to all of our Ushers and Bar & Kitchen staff.
^ The post of Company Manager is supported by Charles Holloway.
* Part-time.
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And the sky
And the sky
And the sky
And the sky
And the stars at night
And the sun in the day
And the stars at night
And the moon
And
3
when the big hand and the small hand THREE
I’ll come
She’ll come
They’ll come to get
get me
Lunchbox
Sandwiches in my lunchbox
There is peanut butter in the sandwiches
In the sandwiches in the lunchbox in my
Name my name
My name is
Hello my name is
Hello
Mrs Smith
Good morning
Good (yes) morning
Hello my name is
My name is (mummydaddyme)
My name is
Helen Deborah Amy Sarah
Simon Eric Edward Joe Jack
Boys
Girls
Mrs Smith
There
I like don’t like
Home hometime Big hand small hand home house mummy daddy me
(bighandsmallhand)
Numbers
Words
Over there
In
I like I don’t like
Look like me
Look different (different)
Tuppence Vagina
Vagina
Vagina
In there
In my lunchbox there are
Boys at my table
Boys There are Boys
There are
Willy
Penis
Vagina Vagina Vagina
V V V
The names
Are different
Look different
Mr Casey (boyspenis)
Good morning Good Morning Mr Casey Good morning
My pencil case has
My pencil case has you can smell this one red (red) smells like strawberry
Blue blueberry brown chocolate yellow lemon
Lemon lemon lemon
Lemon is my favourite colour
My mummy says I’m getting a little brother Helen has a little brother
Amy has a bigger brother I have no brother I’m getting a little brother (my pencil case has)
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