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Chapters (31)
  1. TITLE PAGE
  2. COPYRIGHT PAGE
  3. DEDICATION
  4. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. EPILOGUE
  30. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  31. ABOUT THE AUTHOR

“Holy shit,” she squeaked, moving back from the fridge, keeping her gaze on the cat studying her unblinkingly from its perch, its tail curled around its feet. Chase wasn’t sure if it was merely observing her or if a ferocious attack was nigh. Cats didn’t show their hands. Or was that paws? Too bad they didn’t have opposable thumbs, because they’d kick ass in a poker game. No tells from this creepy cat.

Still, the thing didn’t look quite as scary in the light of day.

“Uh, hey, beast,” she said, leaning way back and feeling a bit ridiculous for (1) being afraid of something that probably didn’t weigh as much as her boots and (2) talking to an animal as if it were a person.

The cat’s only response to her query was a few flicks of its tail at the tip.

It wasn’t a pretty cat. The black-and-brown fur matted into terrible tangles, and the tufts surrounding its face stuck out at odd angles. Alabaster whiskers stood out against the dark fur. An urn of white covered its chest, disappearing into the underbelly only to reemerge on the tips of the two forefeet.

She spied a coffeepot on the counter just as she realized that they had no groceries. No coffee.

Duh.

Really, this whole Square One bullshit was the absolute worst. How had she let herself end up with this crazy-ass therapist freezing her butt off in the middle of nowhere? Maybe the drugs and booze had damaged her brain? Okay, that was probably a scientific given, but that didn’t explain why she had agreed to work with Olivia, the total weirdo who could not fake an orgasm, by the way. The woman sucked at acting.

Zeke probably had coffee—good, stout coffee that made hair grow on one’s chest. One of her former directors had once said that, which she guessed meant the coffee was up to standard.

Zeke had been a bright spot in a dark hole. He wasn’t the sort of guy she was attracted to—a rough-around-the-edges sort with calloused hands and jeans that were worn from actual labor rather than distressing from the hand of a fashion designer. Solid with a dark beard and shaggy hair, he’d showed back up last night with cold bottles of iced tea and a Tupperware full of delicious chili made of venison. He’d built a roaring fire, set an air freshener on the table, and brought them sleeping bags. When she’d later snuggled into the depths of the flannel-lined bag, she’d imagined it smelled of him—woodsmoke, Breath Savers, and something homey and foreign. Not that she was into him or anything. He was just . . . nice.

“What are you doing?” Olivia asked from behind her.

“Staring at this cat.”

“Why?”