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  1. SIGNIFICANT FAMILIES OF OZ
  2. Deposition of an Oracle
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  8. The Nursery in the Forest
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  15. No Good Old Days to Speak Of
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  22. A Coward for His Country
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  31. A Question of Influence
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  35. The Past Approaches
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  42. The Shroud of the Cowardly Lion
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  49. Acknowledgments
  50. About the Author

“So the Emerald City Messiars are approaching by the legions,” said Brrr. “A fine fix you’ve gotten yourself into, little man.”

“Truth or consequences,” said the dwarf. “My favorite game.” He sunk his teeth into a ham sandwich and smiled around the mouthful.

“Don’t eat so fast,” said Ilianora. “You’ll choke.”

“I wish,” said the dwarf.

“You sound like me,” said Yackle, surprised. “Life gone on a bit too long for you, too?”

“Don’t get me started,” said the dwarf.

“Mr. Boss is none of your concern,” said Ilianora to Yackle and Brrr both. To the dwarf, she continued, “Let’s use this time to rest.”

“Fair enough,” said the dwarf. “When we are ready to move again, we may need to move quickly.”

Ilianora sat on the floor and arranged the folds of her skirt to cover her ankles. “Take no notice of us, friends. We’ll sit silently and catch a midday nap, like your crystal cat.”

The cat opened one eye as if on cue. Never predict a cat, thought Brrr, somewhat proudly.

“Brrr, how delightful,” said Yackle. “We have just about reached the end of what we could say to each other, and look: Look. Fate, or the Unnamed God, or brute coincidence, whatever you will call it, has supplied us a coda. What is the Clock of the Time Dragon if not a device for telling the truth? And it has foundered up here on the shoals of our interview just when we were getting nowhere. A blessing, a curse, who knows? But the next thing, for sure.”

“I’m hardly here on official business,” hummed the dwarf through his nose, around his mouthful. “I’m on sabbatical this year.”

“What is your business, precisely?” the Lion asked him.

“I owe you no answers, you nosey parker.”

“I am supplied with the writ of the Emperor,” said Brrr.

“I have a master who is an independent agent, thank you very much. I don’t answer to the Emperor of Oz.” The dwarf was withering. “True, I was looking for a Lion, I thought. But I have no use for a minion of the state. Don’t suppose there are any other Lions on the premises?”

“Mr. Boss,” said Ilianora, in an affectionate but weary tone. “Oh, Mr. Boss.” She took an ivory comb out of her pocket and began to address the knots in her hair.

“You do have your fanciful equipment with you, no?” asked Yackle. “The fabulous theatrical clock with the Time Dragon coiled atop it?”

“He don’t park it for storage this season,” intoned one of the boys, rubbing an aching shoulder.

“I’ll park something in your nether nether land,” barked the dwarf. “If something is to be said, I’ll say it, or you’re history. Got that?”

“Got it once too often,” murmured the lad, pretending to protect sore hindquarters, but then he fell silent.

“I don’t want to talk to timepieces,” said the Lion.

“But just think!” Yackle was filled with energy. “I’ve run out of capacity to see beyond the end of my own imagined nose. And who walks in but yon Mr. Boss, let’s call him. Accompanying a tiktok legend: a device that can sniff out the hidden. Brrr, I’ll ask it about my death. I can stand to learn something new. I’m sick of being stuck here. What do you say?” She turned to where she knew the dwarf must be lolling. “Can you do an old friend a favor?”