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Chapters (94)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Epigraph
  4. Part I
  5. Chapter 1
  6. Chapter 2
  7. Chapter 3
  8. Chapter 4
  9. Chapter 5
  10. Chapter 6
  11. Chapter 7
  12. Chapter 8
  13. Chapter 9
  14. Chapter 10
  15. Chapter 11
  16. Chapter 12
  17. Chapter 13
  18. Chapter 14
  19. Chapter 15
  20. Chapter 16
  21. Part II
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Chapter 25
  31. Chapter 26
  32. Chapter 27
  33. Chapter 28
  34. Chapter 29
  35. Chapter 30
  36. Chapter 31
  37. Chapter 32
  38. Chapter 33
  39. Chapter 34
  40. Chapter 35
  41. Chapter 36
  42. Chapter 37
  43. Chapter 38
  44. Chapter 39
  45. Part III
  46. Chapter 40
  47. Chapter 41
  48. Chapter 42
  49. Chapter 43
  50. Chapter 44
  51. Chapter 45
  52. Chapter 46
  53. Chapter 47
  54. Chapter 48
  55. Chapter 49
  56. Chapter 50
  57. Chapter 51
  58. Chapter 52
  59. Chapter 53
  60. Chapter 54
  61. Chapter 55
  62. Chapter 56
  63. Chapter 57
  64. Chapter 58
  65. Chapter 59
  66. Chapter 60
  67. Chapter 61
  68. Chapter 62
  69. Chapter 63
  70. Chapter 64
  71. Chapter 65
  72. Chapter 66
  73. Chapter 67
  74. Chapter 68
  75. Chapter 69
  76. Chapter 70
  77. Chapter 71
  78. Chapter 72
  79. Chapter 73
  80. Chapter 74
  81. Chapter 75
  82. Chapter 76
  83. Chapter 77
  84. Chapter 78
  85. Chapter 79
  86. Chapter 80
  87. Chapter 81
  88. Chapter 82
  89. Chapter 83
  90. Chapter 84
  91. Acknowledgments
  92. About the Author
  93. Also by Jenny Colgan
  94. About the Publisher

The boys froze suddenly, then they turned as one and marched around the back of the property. Slightly spooked, Lissa followed them.

A very petite dark-haired woman with a friendly, open face came out of the kitchen door with a tea towel over her shoulder.

“Hello! I forgot you were coming! Well, I thought you were coming the other day . . .”

“Sorry about that,” said Lissa.

“That’s okay,” said the woman, smiling in a friendly way. “I know what it’s like when you first get here. Isn’t everything huge?”

“I thought Scotland was meant to be a small country.”

“I know . . . Shackleton! Get the oven.”

A tall shambling teenage boy came out with a tray of cooling scones. “Chill your boots, already done it,” he said.

“Excellent,” said the woman, introducing herself as Zoe. “Want to come in? And have a scone?”

“You’re English?” said Lissa, surprised.

“Oh yes! You too! Ha, we’re invading the place. Oh God, Mrs. Murray will have a fit.”

“Is that the woman who runs the grocery?”

“Don’t mind her, her bark is worse than her bite,” said Zoe. “You could say that about a lot of people round here,” she continued, as they passed an older lady who was cleaning boots rather ferociously by the sink.

She put an old-fashioned kettle on the stove, then picked up a list from the messy sideboard. What a comforting room this was, Lissa found herself thinking. She started unpacking her kit.

“Hari needs his MMR booster, but I don’t think Patrick has had his at all.”

Lissa frowned. “But . . . I thought they were twins.”

Zoe yelped with laughter. “Boys!” she shouted. “Stop it! Nobody believes you’re twins, and you’re just confusing people!”

“We are absolutely nearly twins,” said Patrick, and Hari nodded solemnly, pointing at his dungarees as proof.

“Isn’t it clear they’re not related?” said Zoe, still smiling as she poured out tea.

“I’ve met mixed-race twins before who looked different races,” said Lissa.

“Seriously?”

“Yes, absolutely. Fascinating.”

“She absolutely thinks we’re twins, Nanny Seven,” said Patrick.

Zoe rolled her eyes. “Right,” she said. “Patrick is five.”

“And a half.”

“Five and a half, and he’s Shackleton’s little brother . . . half brother. Did Joan not explain this all to you?”

“She just said it was complicated, then went back to reading a book about cow operations.”

“That does sound like Joan,” mused Zoe. “Okay. She’s right, it’s complicated. Hari’s mine and the rest are Ramsay’s. Oh, actually, that’s not too complicated when you think about it.”

“Zoe and Ramsay are in love,” said Patrick. “And that is why we are now absolutely twins.”

“Aye,” said Hari, nodding his head to emphasize the wisdom of Patrick’s pronouncement.

Zoe colored. “Oh well,” she said.

Lissa smiled. “Did you move all the way up here for a man?”