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  1. Tony Parsons
  2. Contents
  3. About the Author
  4. Shopping for Pain
  5. Wanting
  6. 1
  7. Christian
  8. 2
  9. Tara
  10. 3
  11. Tara
  12. 4
  13. Tara
  14. 5
  15. Christian
  16. 6
  17. Tara
  18. 7
  19. Tara
  20. 8
  21. Christian
  22. 9
  23. Tara
  24. 10
  25. Tara
  26. 11
  27. Tara
  28. 12
  29. Christian
  30. THIRTEEN
  31. Christian
  32. 14
  33. Tara
  34. 15
  35. Tara
  36. HAVING
  37. 16
  38. Tara
  39. 17
  40. Christian
  41. 18
  42. Tara
  43. 19
  44. Christian
  45. 20
  46. Tara
  47. 21
  48. Christian
  49. 22
  50. Tara
  51. 23
  52. Christian
  53. 24
  54. Tara
  55. 25
  56. Tara
  57. 26
  58. Tara
  59. 27
  60. Tara
  61. 28
  62. Christian
  63. 29
  64. Tara
  65. 30
  66. Tara
  67. 31
  68. Tara
  69. 32
  70. Christian
  71. Losing
  72. Tara
  73. 34
  74. Christian
  75. 35
  76. Tara
  77. 36
  78. Christian
  79. 37
  80. Tara
  81. 38
  82. Christian
  83. 39
  84. Tara
  85. 40
  86. Christian
  87. 41
  88. Tara
  89. 42
  90. Tara
  91. 43
  92. Christian
  93. 10 YEARS ON
  94. THE ONE BAR, TOKYO
  95. Tara
  96. ONE
  97. Lana
  98. Saturday 29 August
  99. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

‘Omar Haddad?’ Christian said.

Shut up shut up shut up!

‘He used to go out with a friend of ours. Years ago.’ He looked at me and I nodded, miming my memory being jogged. ‘Ginger …’ And then he realised that – of course – Detectives Stoner and Ure had already met Ginger. ‘But what’s Omar Haddad got to do with it?’ he asked.

DCI Stoner totally ignored him, drained his tea and smacked his lips. He slapped his big hands on his thighs, as if preparing to take his leave.

‘One final thing,’ he said. ‘We always say – find out how a murder victim lived and you will find out how he died. James Caine – we know – was sexually promiscuous, and it is quite possible that he was not killed because he had a nice watch but because of the way he lived.’

‘I don’t understand,’ Christian said, but I was afraid I did.

‘James Caine had the habit of giving his women a second phone,’ DCI Stoner said.

I felt Christian flinch, and I felt his flesh crawl, or perhaps it was my own flesh crawling.

His women.

DCI Stoner was shaking his head as if this was just an annoying administrative detail that needed clearing up. ‘And I was wondering if James Caine ever gave you a second phone, Mrs Carver.’

I stared at him blankly.

‘I think I am correct in saying there was no mention of a second phone in your statement.’

He looked over at DI Ure.

‘There was no mention of a second phone in Mrs Carver’s statement,’ she confirmed.

‘Now think very carefully,’ Stoner said, as if it may have slipped my mind. ‘Did James Caine ever give you a phone?’

I remembered the day James Caine came to my office. I remembered the tickets he placed on my desk for Bryan Ferry at the Royal Albert Hall – how he got the wrong “Angel Eyes”, how he thought the company was named after the Roxy Music song and not the Frank Sinatra classic, and I remembered that brand-new phone, still in the box but with the cellophane wrapper torn off, as if it had been opened, charged up and was ready to go.

‘It’s in case you ever need a friend,’ Caine had said. ‘Or something more.’

And I remembered telling him that I already had a friend, and I already had a phone, and I already had a fucking life. And I remembered that he took the concert tickets and left the phone.

And I remembered where I had put it.

‘Mrs Carver?’ Stoner said. ‘I’m asking you again – did James Caine give you a phone?’

I looked him in the eye. ‘No,’ I said.

CHRISTIAN

We were the happy family waiting at the school gates, the stay-at-home dad, the beautiful, high-achieving mum and the adorable dog. Waiting for their beautiful boy to appear at going-home time. But that afternoon there were looks, and muttered asides, because the gossip was already on the grapevine and you were certainly not innocent until proven guilty at the school gates.